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Post by IGolfBad on Jan 25, 2024 17:45:20 GMT -5
TBC Cyder Cup 2 3 (that’s 2-cubed to the Tapatalk users… you know who you are…) Day 3 Singles between Kevin E of the Messengers up mup kupen nup and Leon A of the Assassins Loftyando *With apologies to Edward George Earle Lytton Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton, PC* Hard-boiled private dick Kevin Everard couldn’t tell if it was the third big glass of cheap whiskey he’d just finished, or the way the rain-moistened blouse clung so tightly to the perfect figure of the dame who just appeared panting in his office doorway, but he was certain of one thing … he had the hottest mother-in-law in the world. Hard-boiled private eye Leon Anderson had a sinking feeling as he walked into the chaotic crime scene, for there, as expected, was the body dressed in a monk’s habit; there was the stuffed cream-colored pony next to the crisp apple strudel; there was the doorbell, the set of sleigh bells, and even the schnitzel with noodles – all proclaiming that the Von Trappist Killer had struck again. The two detectives played a fairly balanced front nine, but Kevin held sway and made it to the “9 1/2 Pub” with a 3-hole lead over Leon. Detective Everard was waiting for the call seated behind his desk, his right knee bouncing up and down like the piston of a one-cylinder steam engine—the kind old guys restore and stand proudly next to at the county fair hoping someone will stop and ask about it but they never do as the engine thumps and sputters in rhythm like an anxious guy seated behind his desk bouncing his knee up and down. When the CSI investigator lifted the sheet revealing the mutilated body with the Ginsu Knife still protruding from the bloody chest, Detective Anderson wondered why anybody would ever need two of them, even if he only had to pay extra shipping and handling. Leon managed to take both the 10th and 11th holes to cut Kevin’s advantage to a single hole. Then after halving #12, Kevin expertly carded birdie to Leon’s par on #13 to regain the 2-hole lead. “One cannot easily shake off old habits,” was all that retired Detective Anderson could say when, after rifling through the dead old man’s pockets (which, as he expected, were all empty), inspecting his throat, and forcing open his cold, stiff hand to get his fingerprints, he was gently but firmly pulled away from the coffin by his brother Harry and piloted out of the parlor under the perplexed stares of Uncle Mel’s friends and relatives. Both golfers scored birdies on the next two holes, #14 and #15, to stake Kevin to his 2-hole lead with 3 to play. The writing was on the wall for Leon, and his fate was sealed when his tee shot on #16 bounced off a stray dangling participle and landed safely in the tall grass, while Kevin gracefully deposited his drive right down Broadway a cool 120 yards from victory. Leon’s approach fell just short of the green, while Kevin’s wedge put him within 5 feet of ending this entire fiasco. Leon failed to hole out from off the green, and after a 20-foot gem to salvage par, Kevin tapped in an automatic 5-footer to take the round. Messengers win 3 & 2
Postscript (scene – the Cyder Cup Bar Tent)
The bar tent air-conditioner hummed like an over-sized bear eating a large salmon he’d fished out of the water and if you’ve never heard an over-sized bear eating a salmon, just imagine an air-conditioner humming and you’ll know. Kevin, a stolid man, was prone to excessive and extended bursts of emotionlessness; but when he loved, he loved with the passion of a dog itching its face against the grain of a firm pile carpet. Meanwhile, Leon kissed Anastasia, his Russian caddie, not in a lingering manner as a connoisseur might sip a glass of ‘82 La Pin, but open-mouthed and desperate, like a hobo wrapping his mouth around a bottle of Strawberry Ripple in the alley behind the 7-11. *Again, with apologies to Edward George Earle Lytton Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton, PC*
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Post by coggin66 on Jan 25, 2024 19:05:34 GMT -5
The bar tent air-conditioner hummed like an over-sized Bear eating a large salmon he’d fished out of the water and if you’ve never heard an over-sized Bear eating a salmon, just imagine an air-conditioner humming and you’ll know. Bear - Is this what you sound like eating salmon?
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Post by mbuenger on Jan 25, 2024 21:03:28 GMT -5
(Jim Nantz enters the Brew Crew broadcast headquarters) JN: How ya doin? Ben Tough: What are you doing here? JN: What? I work here BT: I thought you quit JN: What quit? Who quit? Ken Wise: Carol, how has your Cyder Cup been? Carol Santapaula: Ok, would be better if Bing would stay out of it. How about you? KW: Oh it’s been eventful to say the least. Great to be back in the action again but things aren’t looking good for me. I made bail so I’m here for day 3 reporting at least CS: Eventful Cyder Cup indeed JN: Yeah, eventful Cyder Cup CS: They finally opened up that bunker on 12. Poor John, a real shame JN: A real shame. Well, I guess l’ll go sit at the desk then (Broadcast begins) Hello Friends! Jim Nantz here to bring you Day 3 action of the 8th Cyder Cup presented by Dickens Cyder. With the full course open after yesterday’s tragic murder, it is still anyone’s Cyder Cup. Princess Fiona is down at the starter building with our pairing for Match 5. Fiona, who do we have playing this afternoon? PF: Thanks Jim, Match 5 sees Assassin Art Art Vandelay taking on Messenger Trevor trevormendez. A match that could go either way Jim. JN: Thanks Fiona, our twosomes are each looking to get off to fast starts today. (Off camera, walking to the studio) Mark Lawrence: Marcus, what happened to you on Friday? Marcus Clowers: Lucky to have survived the tumble off the cliff Mark. Can’t believe the green was that close to the edge. This Press Pool stuff is sure dangerous ML: It really can be at times (Mark enters the booth. Jim Nantz talking in the background) (JN: Art has really jumped out fast in this match and has taken a 4 up lead on Trevor after 6 holes. This really isn’t looking good for him) ML: Now I want to remind everyone, I will be doing today’s TV broadcast because we’re still looking… (Sees Jim) ML (to Ben Tough): Is that Jim Nantz sitting at the broadcast desk? (JN: And Trevor has finally gotten on the board in the match taking the opening hole of the back 9) ML: Jim, what are you doing here? JN: What? Sorry folks there seems to be a bit of an interruption. But Trevor takes the 11th to draw within 2 of Art ML: Am I crazy or didn’t you quit? JN: When? Again apologies folks, an excellent putt by Art pushes the lead back to 3. Could we talk about this after the match? I’m working here ML: Thursday and no we’ll do this now JN: Oh, what? What? That? Are you kidding? I didn’t quit. What? You took that seriously? And by the way folks, Trevor has once again closed the gap to 2 after the 14th ML: You mean the ratings? Ken Wise is my favorite? All that stuff? JN: Come on, will you stop it? ML: No vision? Only thinking of the sponsors? JN: Teasing. And folks, Trevor has closed the gap to 1 heading to the final hole. It’s going to come down to a clutch putt in this one ML: Ok Jim, I want you out of here JN: I don’t know where you’re getting this from. I…you’re serious aren’t you? Oh (laughing) you see? And Art makes a huge par putt from 17.5 ft to save the victory. He takes this one 1 up. That’s all for me today folks, we’ll look forward to coming to you tomorrow with our day 4 matchup ML: You can’t win, you can’t beat me. That’s why I’m head of the Press Pool and you’re there. Because I am a winner and you…you are a quitter (Jim exits the studio)
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Post by Bear on Jan 25, 2024 22:14:38 GMT -5
The bar tent air-conditioner hummed like an over-sized Bear eating a large salmon he’d fished out of the water and if you’ve never heard an over-sized Bear eating a salmon, just imagine an air-conditioner humming and you’ll know. Bear - Is this what you sound like eating salmon? I'm a very quiet eater, I'll have you know
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Post by coggin66 on Jan 25, 2024 23:16:29 GMT -5
CYDER CUP VIII
Day 3 - Singles - Matchplay:
Ben Tough (Messengers) vs Paul Matchen (Assassins)
GUEST COMMENTATORS #5 - DARTS
The Press Pool Offices
[ML] They let you out then?
[KW] Yes. Apparently there are lots of clones of John. They’ll just release another version of him. Anyway what’s the difference between being locked up by Ben and Ross and being locked up in here by you?.
[ML] True. Where is Richard Head this morning? He is meant to be commentating on today’s match.
[KW] Dick Head is not going to make it in time.
[ML] Why not?
[KW] Apparently he got into trouble with Les again. Something to do with Princess Fiona, the Gingerbread Man and using a torture rack for some S&M. Fiona and Les came back this morning but the Gingerbread Man won’t let Dick off the rack.
[ML]: So who are we going to use instead?
[KW]: The Darts commentators are available.
[ML]: OK. They’ll do.
Voiceover Guy:
The following broadcast is rated MA15+. It may contain sexual references. It is not suitable for children under 15
We are now crossing to our live coverage of Day 3 of the Brew Crew Cyder Cup VIII. Mr Head was unavailable for today’s commentary, so we have brought in our Darts commentators to present this show.
[Intro Music plays]
In the Studio
[IB] Welcome to our live commentary stream for Day 3 of the Brew Crew Cyder Cup VIII, brought to you by Dickens Cyder. My name is Ivor Bigbelly. You’ve joined us today for this match between Ben Tough and Paul Matchen. Joining me on the stream today, reporting from the crowd, is my lovely colleague Wanda Scroomy. Wanda, what is the atmosphere like out there?
[WS] Thanks Ivor. Hello everyone. The atmosphere is electric here today with a couple of fan favorites up against each other.
[IB] Thanks Wanda. We’ll come back to you later. Here comes today’s MC to announce the players.
On the Stage
[Fiona]: My name is Princess Fiona and I want to welcome you to Day Three of Cyder Cup VIII, sponsored by Dickens Cyder. Special thanks for last night to my naughty, little ogres, Les and Dick. Now, for the red team, it’s the man that makes all this happen, the Cyder Cup producer, Ben Tough.
Ben enters the arena as the Messengers crowd chant, “Benny, Benny, Benny!”
Fiona: For the blue team, it’s their Captain of Vice, Paul Matchen.
Paul enters the arena as the Assassins crowd chant, “Pauly, Pauly, Pauly!”
In the Studio
[IB] Ben steps up to the oche to go first. The crowd go quiet. Three-hundred-and-eighty!
The Messengers crowd erupt.
[IB] Paul steps up to the oche next. Three-hundred-and-twenty-five.
The Assassins crowd applause.
[IB] Now this is a bit unusual for us darts fans but Paul is stepping up to the oche again. Wanda, do you want to explain?
[WS] In darts we are used to players taking turns and the first to zero winning the leg. In this game the player furthest from zero goes first each time but to win the leg a player has to take fewer turns to get to zero than the opponent, otherwise it is a draw. This match is the best of 18 legs. I need a cider after that.
[IB] Thanks for that explanation, Wanda. Paul needs 125. He gets ninety-five. He’s left himself double-15. Ben steps up to the oche. He needs only 65. That’s a lovely dart. He’s left himself Double-2. Paul is up next. He needs Double-15. Ooh, he misses and leaves himself Double-1. Ben steps up next and needs Double-2 to take the leg. And he gets it. Ben takes the first leg. Wanda?
Wanda downs her pint of Dickens Cyder
[WS] Sorry Ivor, I was having a drink. The Messengers crowd loved that. I might join them and get another cider.
[IB] No problem Wanda. Listeners, like many darts players, Wanda needs to have a couple of Dickens Cyder to loosen her up. Let’s get back to the match.
A little while later
[IB] If you’ve just joined us, we have reached the 9th leg of this match. The last seven legs have been drawn so Ben still leads by one. Ben steps up to the oche for this 9th leg. Two-hundred-and-eighty. Now Paul. Three-hundred. Wanda?
[WS] Hic! Wos up, Ivor?
[IB] Have you been enjoying some more drinks with the crowd?
[WS] I shure have, Ivor. It’s a great crowd. And, you can’t beat this stuff. Even at 90 years old, my Nan would have a Dickens Cyder every night.
[IB] The sponsors are going to be loving you. Anyway, Ben has stepped up to the oche. He needs 96. Forty-three. His throwing tempo was way off there. He’s left himself 53 so he is still at the oche. Forty-one. He’s left himself Double-6. Now Paul to the oche. He needs 76. Sixty. He needs Double-8 so is staying at the oche. Fourteen. He’s left himself Double-1. He’s staying at the oche and gets it with four sets of darts. Ben takes a quick swig from his hip flask to calm the nerves. He steps up to oche. He needs Double-6 to draw this leg. Nooo! Terrible throw. He loses that leg and the match is back to level. Wanda.
[WS] The Assassins crowd loved that. I’m going over to shee them.
[IB] Thanks Wanda. Maybe see if you can do a vox pop on the next cross.
Wanda downs another cider.
[WS] Shure can, Ivor.
[IB] Paul is stepping up to the oche for the 10th leg. Two-hundred-and-ninety-five. Now Ben. Three-hundred. Now Paul. Two-hundred-and-forty. Now Ben. Two-hundred-and-fourteen. Wanda?
Wanda goes up to a very drunk Paul Bradford.
[WS] Hey, man. Youse look like urr having a good time watching thish match. What’s urrr name?
[PB] I’m Paul Bradford. Woz urr name, lovely mish?
[WS] Wanda Scroomy
[PB] I’s uuusually get a girlsh name firrsht, but I’m game if you are. Jush don’t tell Shhcary Mary. Sssssssshhh!
Paul then collapses in a heap.
[IB] How many ciders have you had Wanda?
[WS] What leg are we up to?
[IB] The 10th.
[WS] At leashht, that many then.
[IB] I can see this is not going to end well listeners. Anyway Ben is at the oche. He needs a bullseye. Oooh! That one hit the wire and bounced out. He still needs a bullseye so he’s staying at the oche. Forty-two. He’s left himself Double-4 but that bounce out could be costly. Now Paul steps up to oche. He needs 29. That's an awkward one to get but he has two throws to get it. Twenty-seven. He needs Double-1 … and he gets it. Paul takes that 10th leg to lead 2-1.
A little while later
[IB] You rejoin us at the start of the 15th leg of this close match. Both players drew the 11th, 12th and 13th legs. Paul threw some terrible darts in the 14th leg to let Ben win that one. We are back to level at 2 wins each. Ben is at the oche. Three-hundred-ten. Now Paul to the oche. Three-hundred-and-eighty. Now Ben. Two-hundred-and-fifty-five. Now Paul’s turn. Two-hundred-and-fifteen. Ben’s turn and he only needs Double-Top. Not good. Twenty-six. He leaves himself Double-7. Paul to the oche. If he gets this he goes back into the lead. He needs Double-5. He gets it. The Assassin regains the lead 3-2 with three legs remaining. Wanda?
Wanda is dancing, drunkenly in front of the Blue crowd. They start chanting.
[Blue crowd] Ass, Ass, Baby. Ass, Ass, Baby.
[IB] Wanda, don’t do it. That chant is for Paul not you. Too late.
Wanda lifts up her skirt and drops her knickers and wiggles her bare arse in front of the crowd. A big cheer goes up.
[IB] I think I better go and get her. I’ll be back soon, listeners.
A little while later
[IB] Sorry about that, listeners. I’ve rescued Wanda and she’s resting in the studio. Back to the match. It looks like they halved the 16th leg. Paul leads 3-2 as we start the 17th leg. If he wins this one, he can’t be caught. Paul is first to the oche. One-hundred-and sixty-three. Wow, he’s left himself only Double-2. Ben is next up. One-hundred-and-forty-five. Ben stays at the oche. He needs Double-11. Oooh, so close but only twenty. He gets the remaining Double-1. Paul is up to the oche. He takes a deep breath. He only needs Double-2 to win the match … and he gets it. Paul wins 4-2 in the 17th leg. Wanda, any final comments?
[WS] Zzzzzzzz!
Wanda emits a loud snore.
[IB] I think she’s had too many Dickens Cyder today. That’s all from us today. I’ve been your host, Ivor Bigbelly. Thank you for listening.
THE END
[Editor’s Comment - Ken, why can’t you just say the Assassins won 2&1?] [Response to Editor - Mark, darts commentators don’t talk like that]
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Post by asyoudo64 on Jan 25, 2024 23:37:08 GMT -5
Cyder Cup at the end of pairs matches Singles matches report to commence shortly. Onward! Onwards Messengers 🍻
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Post by coggin66 on Jan 26, 2024 0:04:37 GMT -5
CYDER CUP VIII
Day 3 - Singles - Matchplay: (Quick)
Randy Mears (Messengers) vs Paraic Reddington (Assassins)
IN THE CLASSROOM #2
[TBC International Primary School - Class 2K]
Miss Terry enters the classroom for 2K, filled with the same motley bunch of 7 and 8 year olds.
[MarkB] [In his best Toyah voice] It’s a Miss Terry, it’s a Miss Terry
[MissT] Thank you Mark. Settle down children. Before we start the lesson proper, we are going to have a quick maths problem to get those brains working. RandyM and Reddo, please come to the front of the class.
RandyM and Reddo make their way to the front of the class, looking a bit nervous.
[MissT] You remember we read from “The Adventures of Cyder Cup 8” earlier this week? Randy you are going to represent the Red team.
[Ross] Go Randy!
[MissT] Shush, Ross. Reddo, you are representing the Blue team.
[Sean] Go Reddo!
[MissT] Shush, Sean. If I point at Randy, the Red team wins a hole. If I point at Reddo, the Blue team wins a hole. If I point at both of them, they halve the hole. We can do this up to 18 holes. I want you to stand up when you think the match is finished and point at the winner. Does everyone understand? Do you all have pencils and paper to do some tally charts?
Class 2K all shout “yes, miss”
[MissT] Ready? Let’s start.
Miss Terry starts pointing to … Both, Reddo, Both, Both, Randy, Reddo, Randy, Both, Both.
MarkL stands up and points at Randy.
[MissT] We’re doing 18 holes Mark not 9 holes. Please sit down. We are nine holes in and I’ve pointed at Reddo twice and Randy twice.
Miss Terry carries on pointing to … Randy, Reddo, Randy, Randy, Reddo, Randy, Both, Both
ArtV stands up and points to Randy. The rest of the class copy him.
[MissT] Well done Art. Tell me why you stood up then?
[ArtV] Randy was leading by two and the last time you pointed was the 17th hole so Randy won 2&1.
[MissT] Well done, Art.
[ArtV] I’m definitely doing this as a job when I grow up.
[MissT] OK class. Let’s get on with the rest of the lesson.
THE END
[Query to Editor - Mark, you realise you gave me all three of Reddo’s matches?] [Editor’s Comment - I know. Poor bastard]
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Post by lessangster on Jan 26, 2024 3:22:58 GMT -5
Just looked at the scoreboard it should read 11.5 to 10.5
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Post by asyoudo64 on Jan 26, 2024 3:27:49 GMT -5
Just looked at the scoreboard it should read 11.5 to 10.5 😉
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Post by TimB on Jan 26, 2024 3:56:03 GMT -5
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Post by IGolfBad on Jan 26, 2024 7:04:27 GMT -5
Just wait for the audiobook version to be released, Tim, or hire a call girl to read it to you. 🤓
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Post by TimB on Jan 26, 2024 7:17:56 GMT -5
Just wait for the audiobook version to be released, Tim, or hire a call girl to read it to you. 🤓 I should have added some text/context but was dealing with major upset stomach and didn't feel like it at the time. Seem to have gotten over the hump now.Getting a little tired of waking up like this every night. I have been reading these wonderful reports all along. Just when I came here this morning I remember my perusing this thread yesterday from my phone. Every time I came into it, it put me at the top of the page and I had to do some major ass finger flicking of the screen to get to the bottom to where the newest posts were. On pc it jumps right to where I last read edited to add. Wasn't complaining either. Just having some fun and making light of the long reads lol
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Post by inflames47 on Jan 26, 2024 8:35:43 GMT -5
Day3 Match 7 Tim Brantford TimB Mercury Messengers vs Ken Wise coggin66 Asphalt Assassins Howdy folks this Ms. Nancy Fancy Pance, niece of Jim Nance, stepping in to report on Day 3 Match play. Our famous Canuck Tim Brantford for the Mercury Monarchs and one of the 3 Wise men, Ken Wise for the Assassins Before we get started please Note this report is rated X and includes Violence, Beavers, Balls Drugs Transgenders and Nuts View discretion is advised
Before the match began we had the Prime Minister of Canada on the first tee to hand out Canada's 'Beaver Wars Award' .I thought to myself 'O my Gawd' ( xxdannyxxo voice and or inflames47 Bawston accent) I forgot to wear my fancy Nancy Underpants, but hell If my beaver is going to get and award, I will accept without hesitation. To my surprise the award went to none other than Mr. Canuck himself Tim Brantford TimB Apparently I was disqualified for not having a full grown beaver and only being part Canadian. Certainly a very Wise statement followed by Kenny when he said I should fill that in as it's starting to look like a bald eagle. You can imagine my dismay at that disparaging remark! I could only reply 'Perhaps if I did a comb over, like you, I might have won that award' Tim came prepared he brought along the RCMP ( Canadian Police who like to Mount things like beavers) Kenny wondered *What is Jesus's name are these police doing here?, after all I brought the best damn gift to his birthday party frankincense and this dude is tons of fun! I mean serious guys, what the hell is myrrh? and so typical of Art Vandelay to bring Gold to the party. He needs to be a bit less predictable. Tim shouted back at Kenny* Hey, dude it's FrankeINCENSE 'Eh'?, You know, that §hit on a stick you burn while your firing up a doobie?' 'Well never mind that lets just light 'em up and hit some balls around and around and around, oh man this is some really good §hit ...' And btw the Cops are here to pass out the 'Positive Tickets' to me for any good deed I do, the more I get I can use to roll my joints with, their printed on some really top notch paper better than my EZ widers. Like ya man, that's a Canuck thing, stupid, eh? 'Oops my bad, Kenny replies, oh well never mind, just Roll another one, Just like the other one. You been holding onto it, And I sure would like a hit! Don't bogart that joint my friend' Guess I will have to share with my Franken buddy who's now my caddy since I messed up my gift giving. As their waiting on the first tee, Kenny wondered 'Where is Nancy, our match reporter, we can't start without her? 'She ran off to the locker room to secure a pair of fancy pants under her mini skirt so we know which hole we're shooting for' replied Tim. Ahh. here she comes.. let's get this party started Off we go! Both boys Par nothing notable here, both seem on their game and willing to battle this one out to the very end. Ken pulled off some great shots and took Hole 2 and 3 but Tim fought back and took hole 4 and 5. The boys then halved the 6th Nancy Pance who was getting quite bored after the next 3 holes were halved, decided she would break out and her dip into her edible stash, so that she could not be televised smoking the gangi, as this was against the rules and did not want to be replaced by her brother Cissi Pants Feeling confident that Cissy was off and seen hanging out with Caitlyn Jenner Nancy decided to down a few of her gummy bear edibles she procured from Bear and friends prior to game time. Now that everyone was feeling quite good the games continued Totally focused and high Ken won the 6th hole whilst Tim ended up in trouble and took double the par. This is when Nancy stepped in to offer a bit of advice to Tim That seemed to work, except when he was caught on camera grabbing something he thought was his big bertha, by accident.. not to worry folks our cameraman blacked out that horrific scene. Tim ended up with a birdie on the 7th, but Ken fought back on 8th and the boys halved the 9th so basically this front nine was all for naught Heading to the back nine, Nancy who has been accused of showing favoritism for the Asphalt Assassins offered Ken a bit of a pick me up pill, but got confused handed him an Antihistamine. ( She has been accused of being partial to Ken and his teammates, perhaps because she liked how many a§§'s was in the name Asphalt Assassins and it is well known she surely loved twerking hers.) Tim came to play on the back 9 starting out birdie birdie while Ken's time released capsule finally kicked in and the best Ken could do was halve the remaining holes and this match was over. Mercury Messengers win 2&1
Ken, being the good sport he is, congratulated Tim on the win Moral of this report it's not wise to take drugs from Nancy for her motto is Say NO to drugs, oops wrong Nancy .. Out the door on this one off to my cognitive test with DJT Disclaimer: This reporter in no way promoting the use of 'illegal' drugs or 'twerking'
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Post by TimB on Jan 26, 2024 8:48:37 GMT -5
Day3 Match 7 Disclaimer: This reporter in no way promoting the use of 'illegal' drugs or 'twerking'Edited it save the scroll wheels. uhmm I don't know how to respond to my bush getting an award. But I'll take it. Also. Illegal is not so here. We are fully legal. You can even buy from the government. And dispensaries every 50 feet lol Or order online and it's more convenient than buying a pizza. They send a text telling you it's on the way even.
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Post by inflames47 on Jan 26, 2024 8:55:00 GMT -5
Day3 Match 7 Disclaimer: This reporter in no way promoting the use of 'illegal' drugs or 'twerking'Edited it save the scroll wheels. uhmm I don't know how to respond to my bush getting an award. But I'll take it. Also. Illegal is not so here. We are fully legal. You can even buy from the government. And dispensaries every 50 feet lol Or order online and it's more convenient than buying a pizza. They send a text telling you it's on the way even. I need to move back to Canada!
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