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Post by SkyBlueBen on Mar 18, 2022 15:46:28 GMT -5
Yeah come on guys, me inks drying out waiting I’m starting my round soon. I played Rounds 1 and 2 on Sunday, then flew to Vegas Monday AM and returned today. I was also thinking I had more time, lol. It is a good thing I woke up from my little nap an hour ago. I had midnight eastern standard time and then realized it was Greenwich Mean Time. It is currently 20:43pm Greenwich time. I set the deadlines so I used my own clock Zooby  To be fair it does tie in with TGCT who end at midnight GMT on a Saturday. |
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Post by zooby97 on Mar 18, 2022 15:54:24 GMT -5
I’m starting my round soon. I played Rounds 1 and 2 on Sunday, then flew to Vegas Monday AM and returned today. I was also thinking I had more time, lol. It is a good thing I woke up from my little nap an hour ago. I had midnight eastern standard time and then realized it was Greenwich Mean Time. It is currently 20:43pm Greenwich time. I set the deadlines so I used my own clock Zooby  To be fair it does tie in with TGCT who end at midnight GMT on a Saturday. I got home from Vegas around 16:00 PM Greenwich. I originally gained 3 hours going to Las Vegas on Sunday and then lost the 3 hrs coming back home. Today was a blur….For some reason I was thinking I had 9/10 hours left when I first came home and then started fo read the forums, lol. I just need one more cup of coffee and I’ll be ready for my round. No more bourbon’s for me as I had enough in Vegas! |
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Post by zooby97 on Mar 18, 2022 17:04:32 GMT -5
Ben, I just finished.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Mar 18, 2022 20:02:27 GMT -5
Day 3 match 6 has been declared a walkover in favor of the Strikers. Monarchs player Danny xxdannyxxo overslept his tee time and did not arrive in time for the match. Dave dave69 earns the victory with a score posted but not contested. Very disappointed to post this result but the rules are stated as such in the original post of this competition and there has been no contact from Danny or Monarchs Captain or co-captains to request an extension. |
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Post by Art Vandelay on Mar 18, 2022 20:02:55 GMT -5
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Post by SkyBlueBen on Mar 18, 2022 20:25:11 GMT -5
Congratulations on the Jessica 👏 |
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Post by mbuenger on Mar 18, 2022 22:02:06 GMT -5
Hello Friends, Jim Nance back once again welcoming you to Day 4 action at Cyder Cup V powered by Dickens Cider. Today we bring you Match 13 featuring the man of many Ks Monarch George Konstandya Kokkonen Palo and the Initialed one Striker CF Curly Fries Gibson CGib2. I’d like to bring in our guest for today, please welcome in our honorary starter Queen Elsa of Arendelle Elsa: Thanks Jim it’s an honor to be here today. What a great day for golf Jim: Do you have any thoughts on today’s match? Elsa: I think CF is going to need a few lucky bounces to have a chance today Jim Jim: I would agree Elsa. Well let’s get to the golf shall we? Elsa: Actually Jim, if you don’t mind, I’d like to do this as a singing broadcast Jim: (to producer) Why do you guys keep doing this to me? Elsa: What was that Jim? Jim: Go ahead Elsa:  (“Into the Unknown”) Golfers tee off On hole one Konsta made birdie While CF parred The pair halve the next hole and the same on number three They ignore the whispers, which can make putts go astray, oh Another par CF wraps it around the hole Konsta goes three up, the next hole His eagle putt is true The pair halve the next hole and up next is a par three And Konsta makes a birdie CF finds himself down four A bogey on hole eight And then again on nine I am now going to update The scoreboard for you Konsta is six up Konsta is six up Konsta is six up “What to do now?” CF says beneath his breath As they tee off on hole ten Neither making a mistake And as they both make birdie to halve yet another hole CF’s aware this will not be so easy As the golfers halve eleven And they halve hole number twelve The match is now dormied with six holes to go Konsta wins the hole Konsta wins the hole Konsta wins the hole Oh, Monarchs win big Seven and five In such dominating fashion Oh oh (oh oh) Oh oh (oh oh) Oh oh (oh oh) Oh oh (oh oh) Now I give the microphone back to you I am now going to head to the clubhouse Jim: Thanks Elsa, that was something. Well folks, you heard it here in our singing broadcast. Monarchs over Strikers 7 & 5. That’s all for our coverage of the Cyder Cup powered by Dickens Cider. We hope you’ll join us next time. Until then, so long friends  |
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Post by asyoudo64 on Mar 18, 2022 22:39:46 GMT -5
Final Day. 17 - 13 Monarchs leading with 10 points still up for grabs. Did someone say Draw again, surely not. Anyway my last post for Cyder Cup V. This has been my first foray into the reporting ranks. I hope you have enjoyed my coverage. My fellow scribes have set such a high standard, the pressure to keep up has been immense. I really think there are some very talented wordsmiths in The Crew. Here we go. Match 17 saw James "love child of Emma (Baby Spice)" Bunton taking on the unflappable Ernie "never out of it" Copage. A bogie from The Cope on the first saw Baby Spice get 1 up with a par. Pars on the 2nd sent the players to the 3rd. The Cope holed a beautiful putt for a bird to win the hole and square the Match. Baby Spice danced off to the 4th, obviously trying to flap the unflappable. The next 3 holes were uneventful. All square after 6. The dancing 🕺 obviously fired up Baby Spice as he flew one inches from the flag on the par 3 7th and tapped in for the birdie to go 1 up again. The Cope hit back on the next to square things up again, but Baby Spice was really feeling the music now and took out the next to be 1 up at the halfway mark. The next 2 holes were halved, but The Cope levelled things up on the 12th. Baby Spice asked Ashton to put "Wannabe" on at full volume. The Cope, fuming, lost the next hole and just like that Baby Spice and The Monarchs were 1 up again after 13. Music still blaring, the next hole was halved. What happened next is something rules officials will have to look at next Cyder Cup. The Cope motioned to his Strikers team mates and they all went over and took their anger out on the speakers. The silence was deafening. Shouts of indignation from Baby Spice and all the Monarchs meant nothing as a very relaxed Cope, revelling in the silence proceeded to win the next 3 holes and the Match. Well played Ernie. Strikers win 2 and 1. Fortunately for James, Scary, Posh, Sporty and Ginger showed up and plans are well under way for another revival tour. Personally I can't wait. Well done everyone in the crew. Ross signing off.  |
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Post by IGolfBad on Mar 18, 2022 23:14:25 GMT -5
Final Day. 17 - 13 Monarchs leading with 10 points still up for grabs. Did someone say Draw again, surely not. Anyway my last post for Cyder Cup V. This has been my first foray into the reporting ranks. I hope you have enjoyed my coverage. My fellow scribes have set such a high standard, the pressure to keep up has been immense. I really think there are some very talented wordsmiths in The Crew. Here we go. Match 17 saw James "love child of Emma (Baby Spice)" Bunton taking on the unflappable Ernie "never out of it" Copage. A bogie from The Cope on the first saw Baby Spice get 1 up with a par. Pars on the 2nd sent the players to the 3rd. The Cope holed a beautiful putt for a bird to win the hole and square the Match. Baby Spice danced off to the 4th, obviously trying to flap the unflappable. The next 3 holes were uneventful. All square after 6. The dancing 🕺 obviously fired up Baby Spice as he flew one inches from the flag on the par 3 7th and tapped in for the birdie to go 1 up again. The Cope hit back on the next to square things up again, but Baby Spice was really feeling the music now and took out the next to be 1 up at the halfway mark. The next 2 holes were halved, but The Cope levelled things up on the 12th. Baby Spice asked Ashton to put "Wannabe" on at full volume. The Cope, fuming, lost the next hole and just like that Baby Spice and The Monarchs were 1 up again after 13. Music still blaring, the next hole was halved. What happened next is something rules officials will have to look at next Cyder Cup. The Cope motioned to his Strikers team mates and they all went over and took their anger out on the speakers. The silence was deafening. Shouts of indignation from Baby Spice and all the Monarchs meant nothing as a very relaxed Cope, revelling in the silence proceeded to win the next 3 holes and the Match. Well played Ernie. Strikers win 2 and 1. Fortunately for James, Scary, Posh, Sporty and Ginger showed up and plans are well under way for another revival tour. Personally I can't wait. Well done everyone in the crew. Ross signing off. Terrific work, Ross - hand over your rookie badge. You’re officially part of the Press Pool  |
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Post by asyoudo64 on Mar 19, 2022 0:08:21 GMT -5
Final Day. 17 - 13 Monarchs leading with 10 points still up for grabs. Did someone say Draw again, surely not. Anyway my last post for Cyder Cup V. This has been my first foray into the reporting ranks. I hope you have enjoyed my coverage. My fellow scribes have set such a high standard, the pressure to keep up has been immense. I really think there are some very talented wordsmiths in The Crew. Here we go. Match 17 saw James "love child of Emma (Baby Spice)" Bunton taking on the unflappable Ernie "never out of it" Copage. A bogie from The Cope on the first saw Baby Spice get 1 up with a par. Pars on the 2nd sent the players to the 3rd. The Cope holed a beautiful putt for a bird to win the hole and square the Match. Baby Spice danced off to the 4th, obviously trying to flap the unflappable. The next 3 holes were uneventful. All square after 6. The dancing 🕺 obviously fired up Baby Spice as he flew one inches from the flag on the par 3 7th and tapped in for the birdie to go 1 up again. The Cope hit back on the next to square things up again, but Baby Spice was really feeling the music now and took out the next to be 1 up at the halfway mark. The next 2 holes were halved, but The Cope levelled things up on the 12th. Baby Spice asked Ashton to put "Wannabe" on at full volume. The Cope, fuming, lost the next hole and just like that Baby Spice and The Monarchs were 1 up again after 13. Music still blaring, the next hole was halved. What happened next is something rules officials will have to look at next Cyder Cup. The Cope motioned to his Strikers team mates and they all went over and took their anger out on the speakers. The silence was deafening. Shouts of indignation from Baby Spice and all the Monarchs meant nothing as a very relaxed Cope, revelling in the silence proceeded to win the next 3 holes and the Match. Well played Ernie. Strikers win 2 and 1. Fortunately for James, Scary, Posh, Sporty and Ginger showed up and plans are well under way for another revival tour. Personally I can't wait. Well done everyone in the crew. Ross signing off. Terrific work, Ross - hand over your rookie badge. You’re officially part of the Press Pool 🤣 |
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Post by coggin66 on Mar 19, 2022 1:43:11 GMT -5
Day 4 - Singles - Matchplay:
Johnny Onions v Kie Farrell
JOINING ME IN THE COMMENTARY BOX TODAY …
#4 - DOMINIQUE BOIS
[In the Strikers dressing room, before the match] Kie: Captain, I’m a lowly CC-F player & part-time Brew Crewer against the might of Johnny Onions, a CC-B player and Brew Crew legend. How am I going to stand a chance?
Ken: You need to be your usual chillaxed self. Johnny needs to be focussed to play well. You could try flattering him but if that doesn’t work you need to get him talking about himself to distract him. If in doubt, tell him you weren’t around for Cyder Cup 1 and ask him to tell you about Ace Frehley.
Kie: Thanks for the advice, Captain.. . Voiceover Guy:The following broadcast is rated MA15+. It may contain sexual references. It is not suitable for children under 15. [Intro Music plays] RH: Welcome to our live commentary stream for Day 4 of The Brew Crew Cyder Cup V. I'm your host Richard Head. Joining me in the commentary box today is the only French member of The Brew Crew, the indomitable, Dominique Bois. Bienvenu Dom. Dom: Merci, Tête de Bite. RH: Have you enjoyed this Cyder Cup? Dom: C’était très amusant. Quelles sont ces margues sur ton poignets? RH: These marks on my wrist. Just a little bit of frost-bite. Dom: Après quelques fessées, fessées avec Elsa, oui? RH: Yes. Let’s get to today’s match. Listeners, today we have a singles match between the Brew Crew legend, Johnny Onions for the Monarchs against the part-time Brew Crewer, Kie Farrell, for the Strikers. Let's cross to the first tee where Elsa of Arendelle is about to announce the players Elsa: My name is Elsa of Arendelle and I want to welcome you to Day Four of Cyder Cup V, sponsored by Dickens Cyder. Teeing off first for the Magnar Monarchs we have the Brew Crew legend that is Johnny Onions.[Johnny smashes his first drive straight down the middle] Elsa: Teeing off next, for the Strongbow Strikers, looking very chillaxed, is Kie Farrell[Kie hits a nice draw into the fairway] RH: Two different approaches to getting the ball into the fairway. Dom: Oui. Johnny avec un coup parfaitement droit avec la PS4 mais Kie avec un coup rapide gris avec la XBox. RH: Indeed. . [On the first fairway] Kie: That was a wonderful shot Mr Onions.
Johnny: Thank you young man.
Kie: Do you remember that one of my first appearances in The Brew Crew was as your substitute? It was an honour, sir.
Johnny: You are too kind.[Kie plays into the heart of the first green but Johnny knocks it to two feet. Kie pars and Johnny knocks in for a birdie to go 1 Up] . . RH: They’ve reached the 5th tee. These two have been chatting like a grandfather and grandson. It is such a change to see two opponents getting along so well. However at the moment it is going to form because Johnny has won the 1st, 2nd and 4th holes to be 3 Up. Dom: Oui. L’homme ancien joue bien. [On the 5th tee] Kie (to himself): Flattery is not working. I need to get him talking about himself.
Johnny: I’ve hit my drive. Your turn young man.
Kie: I’m a big Kiss fan and I've heard you tell a great story about Ace Frehley.
Johnny: Kie, my boy. Have I got a story for you.. . RH: They’ve reached the turn and Johnny hasn’t stopped talking to Kie the whole time. Dom: Il ronge les oreilles de Kie. RH: I don’t think Johnny’s noticed that while he has gone birdie followed by four pars, that Kie has gone eagle and 4 birdies to win the last 5 holes and has gone 2 Up. [At the halfway refreshments stand, Ross comes over to Johnny and Kie] Johnny: And that, young Kie, is how my Ace Frehley story ended.
Ross: Johnny. A word please.
Johnny: Yes Mr Co-Captain of Vice. What do you want?
Ross: Get your head in the game. While you’ve been blabbering on, Kie has gone 2 Up.
Johnny: Really. He’s such a nice boy.
Ross: Focus. . RH: They’ve reached the 15th tee. Johnny has been much more focussed over the last five holes. He won the 10th hole and they’ve halved the last four. Kie is still 1 Up with four holes to play. This one is going to be tight. Dom: Oui, serré qu'un cul de canard. . . [On the 15th tee] Kie (to himself again): I’ve got to get him talking about himself again.
Kie: Mr Onions. Why do some people call you Johnny Bollocks?
Johnny: That’s a great story, young Kie.
Kie: Do tell.Johnny: Well, when I was your age, I had a bad case of gonorrhoea in my testicular area. It was the time of the Sex Pistols so I got the nickname Johnny Rotten Bollocks. I had to have an operation to remove them to stop the disease spreading to the rest of my body. They replaced my balls with some golden, prosthetic ones and I became Johnny Golden Bollocks.
Kie: And why did you go back to Johnny Onions?
Johnny: Cancel culture my young boy. I got sick of seeing my name as Johnny ********
Kie: And is it Onions because of the many layers of your personality?
Johnny: No, it’s because I make people cry! Hang on. Are we on the 16th already?
Kie: Yes, sir.Johnny: What happened on the last one?
Kie: I won it with a birdie and I’m 2 Up with three to go.
Johnny: Distracted me again, you young scamp. I better focus for the next one.. . RH: Johnny responded on the 16th hole with a birdie and they halved the 17th to bring them to the 18th with Kie 1 Up. Kie is in the hole for birdie. Johnny has an eagle putt to halve the match. This is tense. Dom: Oui, c'est putain d'excitant. RH: Johnny’s taking a long time to read this one. Here he goes. It’s looking good … it’s turning … and it’s gone past. Johnny taps in for birdie to halve the hole but Kie wins the match 1 Up. . . [On the 18th green] Johnny: Well played young Kie. That’s was a close one
Kie: It was an honour sir.
Johnny: At least I have another story to tell.[Back in the studio] RH: Well that was a bit of an upset. Kie for the Strikers takes the win 1 Up over the Brew Crew legend. Dom: Légende. Plus comme un bout de cloche RH: Thank you for joining us today, Dom. Until next time, it’s goodbye from me, Richard Head. 
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Post by sid snott on Mar 19, 2022 2:06:25 GMT -5
No third Rd match to report on as 'Desperate' Dan Oram went M.I.A against Dave 'The Banker' Stevenson, I think that what I've heard him being called ?
Banker wins by default.
I reckon The Strikers knobbled 'Desperate' Dan by hiding his blow torch so he couldn't have a shave .
While hanging around for this match Scary said the we might as well make use of the hotel room . Seeing as I had nothing better to do I said might as well. Don't worry, did her doggie style so I didn't have to look at her ugly mush and kept hold of her hair so I didn't fall in.
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Post by SkyBlueBen on Mar 19, 2022 2:09:26 GMT -5
No third Rd match to report on as 'Desperate' Dan Oram went M.I.A against Dave 'The Banker' Stevenson, I think that what I've heard him being called ? Banker wins by default. I reckon The Strikers knobbled 'Desperate' Dan by hiding his blow torch so he couldn't have a shave . While hanging around for this match Scary said the we might as well make use of the hotel room . Seeing as I had nothing better to do I said might as well. Don't worry, did her doggie style so I didn't have to look at her ugly mush and kept hold of her hair so I didn't fall in. Now that’s what I call taking one for the team! |
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Post by Art Vandelay on Mar 19, 2022 2:20:08 GMT -5
No third Rd match to report on as 'Desperate' Dan Oram went M.I.A against Dave 'The Banker' Stevenson, I think that what I've heard him being called ? Banker wins by default. I reckon The Strikers knobbled 'Desperate' Dan by hiding his blow torch so he couldn't have a shave . While hanging around for this match Scary said the we might as well make use of the hotel room . Seeing as I had nothing better to do I said might as well. Don't worry, did her doggie style so I didn't have to look at her ugly mush and kept hold of her hair so I didn't fall in. Now that’s what I call taking one for the team! Sure hope he takes some penicillin too! |
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Post by coggin66 on Mar 19, 2022 2:27:01 GMT -5
Now that’s what I call taking one for the team! Sure hope he takes some penicillin too! We might be calling him Paully Rotten Bollocks soon. |
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