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Post by SkyBlueBen on Jun 19, 2021 7:54:40 GMT -5
Day 2, Match 4
Johnny evilgrin72 got his golden bollocks out and together with Kenny Everett sid snott they proved to have better balls than the pairing of elder statesman Ernie cappy1 and the pin up boy of YouTube and 2K/HB Victor VctryLnSprts Congratulations Eric on getting your courses recognised by the powers that be. Well deserved. And thank you for joining us. Monarchs win 2 & 1
LATEST: Monarchs 15.5 Strikers 21.5
 
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Post by SkyBlueBen on Jun 19, 2021 8:05:07 GMT -5
The 4th Cyder Cup
While we await the final matches to dribble in just to let you know that Magners Monarchs and Strongbow Strikers will next lock horns commencing 29th August 2021 (final week of TGCT season). They'll be a few minor changes to try and aid the flow of the tournament, otherwise it will be business as usual.
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Post by SkyBlueBen on Jun 19, 2021 9:44:40 GMT -5
Day 4, Match 10
The Bank David S dave69 ground out a comfortable win for the Strikers against the Monarchs Captain Ashton Ashton Fox who valiantly put himself in the firing line in the final match up of the tournament. Strikers win 5 & 4LATEST Monarchs 15.5 Strikers 22.5
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Post by SAM on Jun 19, 2021 9:48:33 GMT -5
STRONGBOW STRIKERS Pool party celebrations with Paige & friends..... 
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Post by SkyBlueBen on Jun 19, 2021 14:39:13 GMT -5
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Post by IGolfBad on Jun 19, 2021 14:50:24 GMT -5
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Post by SkyBlueBen on Jun 19, 2021 14:55:41 GMT -5
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Post by evilgrin72 on Jun 19, 2021 15:54:25 GMT -5
Speed golfed hungover through the last two rounds. Played well in round 3, which didn't count, and horribly in round 4, which did. Here's the R4 scorecard for posterity...  |
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Post by SkyBlueBen on Jun 19, 2021 16:09:52 GMT -5
Day 4, Match 1
The Strikers Mike katana22 has become the only player to lift the Cyder Cup with both teams!! He took on a sleep deprived Johnny evilgrin72 and the two seasoned gladiator's went toe to toe for most of the match but Mike edged in front on the 15th and stayed there. Strikers win 2 UpLATEST: Monarchs 15.5 Strikers 23.5
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Post by lessangster on Jun 19, 2021 16:20:20 GMT -5
Day 4, Match 1
The Strikers Mike katana22 has become the only player to lift the Cyder Cup with both teams!! He took on a sleep deprived Johnny evilgrin72 and the two seasoned gladiator's went toe to toe for most of the match but Mike edged in front on the 15th and stayed there. Strikers win 2 UpLATEST: Monarchs 15.5 Strikers 23.5 Only one match left to play but that’s a sound drubbing in anyone’s language, well played Strikers you out thought and out played us this week. Nothing else to say. |
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Post by IGolfBad on Jun 19, 2021 17:51:16 GMT -5
Cyder Cup v3.0 - Musings from the Press Corps Chief
Another Cyder Cup in the books - leave it to the second sequel to produce the unexpected twist (Luke and Leia were siblings from Papa Vader, Bruce Willis was dead the entire time, and the shark explodes in the end), wherein the Strongbow Strikers actually won one of these.
Before we recap how it was done, allow me to once again thank my intrepid crew of reporters, Paul sid snott , Marc Crazy Croc , Doc Mark B mbuenger , Art Art Vandelay , and Mitch volinvietnam , as well as our fearless coordinator and guest stand-in, Ben SkyBlueBen . Without their tireless efforts, this would have been just another routine season ending comp for a routine Beer League society. Thankfully, we remain one of the most beloved and popular group on all of TGC, and you all should consider yourselves very, very fortunate, for you are all very, very replaceable.
Except for Johnny.
And Carol.
Oh, yeah, and Patrick, even though he hasn't officially played a season. So watch your step, Patrick.
But not you, David (you know which one). You're walking on thin ice, Mister.
Anyway, great play by all (except the Kens), well done and thanks for all you do (except Les. Bloody awful person). You make writing about all of you fantastic and fun (not you, Simon, it's a downright chore reporting your matches). The entire Press Corps love each and every one of you (except for Jason, who will never deserve good things).
Best of luck to all of you in the upcoming Season 6 (well, only the Beasts of Bourbon - the rest of you all can take a leap) and be safe out there (except for the drunkard Johnny). In the end, it's really the people we associate with that make life worth living (but not for Dan, who couldn't pick a playable course with a flashlight and a team of 12).
Cheers and respects from your Press Corps (but not Mark B, who thinks the entire lot of you are destitute hacks)
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Post by IGolfBad on Jun 19, 2021 18:17:56 GMT -5
Brew Crew Cyder Cup v3.0 - Epilogue
Scene: The Elephant Ground coffee house, Wan Chai District, Hong Kong
Arthur Vandelay and Patrick Hannigan are sharing a small table in a darkened corner, each wearing gold lamé speed suits and sipping double espressos, speaking in very hushed tones. Patrick is clutching a small satchel.
Art: thanks for flying all this way, Patrick. You didn't bring that idiot Lawrence, did you?
Patrick: I didn't, but it wasn't easy. Had to guarantee him a spot on my Season 6 team. Believe me when I tell you that Ben and Kie were NOT happy.
Art: small price to pay for a peaceful meeting. How's your coffee?
Patrick: not bad, but I'm not gonna lie. I'm more than a little disappointed that there aren't elephants here.
Art (shakes head): you're almost as dim as Lawrence. (Nods at the satchel) Is that the money?
Patrick: Yep! Our agreed upon fee for you to throw our Cyder Cup Day 3 match up, which, if memory serves, I won 2&1 for the Monarchs.
Art: I remember. Shame there wasn't more I could do to throw all three days, but Ben and Kie couldn't be persuaded. Clearly they are men of integrity. Is it all there?
Patrick (handing the satchel over the table, a little bit offended): come on, buddy... you know I'm a man of integrity. Here you go. 100 yen.
Art: outstanding! Equivalent to 7 Hong Kong dollars, just enough to get myself a dozen donuts. Care to join me? My treat.
Patrick: no can do, amigo... Ben get's a little antsy if I'm not at the daily Beasts of Bourbon meet ups. Gotta catch the red-eye back to Seattle.
Art: your loss, but that means I get all the donuts to myself. AND I get to drink from the Cyder Cup v3.0. See ya, sucker!!!
(fade to black as both men toss their heads back in maniacal laughter)
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Post by SirLeOssi on Jun 19, 2021 18:39:33 GMT -5
Not the best resault for our MONARCHS Team, but hey, next tournament will come and then we will kick your ass. ^^ I was proud to play for our team and Ashton Fox do a great job as our teamleader! Also a big thanks for the whole oranisation and all this updates all the time, that was (like allways) really impressive to see how much time and love u spend in stuff like that. HATS OFF! |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2021 19:05:51 GMT -5
Excellent effort by both squads, thank you for allowing me to sub-in for this one, I enjoyed my time with you all.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Jun 19, 2021 20:26:35 GMT -5
Brew Crew Cyder Cup v3.0 - Epilogue
Scene: The Elephant Ground coffee house, Wan Chai District, Hong Kong
Arthur Vandelay and Patrick Hannigan are sharing a small table in a darkened corner, each wearing gold lamé speed suits and sipping double espressos, speaking in very hushed tones. Patrick is clutching a small satchel.
Art: thanks for flying all this way, Patrick. You didn't bring that idiot Lawrence, did you?
Patrick: I didn't, but it wasn't easy. Had to guarantee him a spot on my Season 6 team. Believe me when I tell you that Ben and Kie were NOT happy.
Art: small price to pay for a peaceful meeting. How's your coffee?
Patrick: not bad, but I'm not gonna lie. I'm more than a little disappointed that there aren't elephants here.
Art (shakes head): you're almost as dim as Lawrence. (Nods at the satchel) Is that the money?
Patrick: Yep! Our agreed upon fee for you to throw our Cyder Cup Day 3 match up, which, if memory serves, I won 2&1 for the Monarchs.
Art: I remember. Shame there wasn't more I could do to throw all three days, but Ben and Kie couldn't be persuaded. Clearly they are men of integrity. Is it all there?
Patrick (handing the satchel over the table, a little bit offended): come on, buddy... you know I'm a man of integrity. Here you go. 100 yen.
Art: outstanding! Equivalent to 7 Hong Kong dollars, just enough to get myself a dozen donuts. Care to join me? My treat.
Patrick: no can do, amigo... Ben get's a little antsy if I'm not at the daily Beasts of Bourbon meet ups. Gotta catch the red-eye back to Seattle.
Art: your loss, but that means I get all the donuts to myself. AND I get to drink from the Cyder Cup v3.0. See ya, sucker!!!
(fade to black as both men toss their heads back in maniacal laughter)   Onward! |
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