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Post by dave69 on Apr 14, 2023 5:37:59 GMT -5
Sorry Les, Mary's been following me around like a bad smell for 2 days. Imitating portred to offload the scary b%& seemed like a good plan at the time.
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Post by coggin66 on Apr 14, 2023 5:48:54 GMT -5
Just the wrong David used in the report. Score card is correct. DavidH had a couple of blow jobs?
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Post by dave69 on Apr 14, 2023 5:51:04 GMT -5
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Post by bubbsboy100. on Apr 14, 2023 6:07:09 GMT -5
Senior reporter as well pfft. Nor wonder us apprentices struggle if that's what we're learning off It's alright for you Young ones, don't have to worry about forgetting things. What did I come here for? Dunno but do you want to share me werthers originals.
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Post by asyoudo64 on Apr 14, 2023 7:15:03 GMT -5
Senior reporter as well pfft. Nor wonder us apprentices struggle if that's what we're learning off It's alright for you Young ones, don't have to worry about forgetting things. What did I come here for? Couldn't resist this one. Used to be one of my favourite shows 🤣
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Post by SkyBlueBen on Apr 14, 2023 7:17:51 GMT -5
It's alright for you Young ones, don't have to worry about forgetting things. What did I come here for? Dunno but do you want to share me werthers originals.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Apr 14, 2023 7:27:47 GMT -5
BearNeed your round 3 card mate. Please PM it to @ arthurvandelay NOT @ arthurvandelayii. Onward.
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Post by Harveydog500 on Apr 14, 2023 7:30:32 GMT -5
Just a quiet Friday at Cyder Cup HQ...
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Post by Bear on Apr 14, 2023 7:31:05 GMT -5
Bear Need your round 3 card mate. Please PM it to @ arthurvandelay NOT @ arthurvandelayii. Onward. I will when I've played it
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Post by Art Vandelay on Apr 14, 2023 7:37:37 GMT -5
Day 2 Cyder Cup match 8 better balls Les and Carol for the Mercs came out the clubhouse first to the large crowd followed by Leon and David S for the Arses. As they made their way to the first tee, the crowd started move apart holding their noses to try and stop the smell as Scary Mary walked through the crowd. Carol said unlucky boys, I'm safe. Les went and hid behind Carol. Sorry Carol, she swings both ways, but Scary had eyes for David, who being a Scot was wearing a kilt. She walked up to he and asked is it true what they say about Scots men. David decided to ignore her and start playing golf, Leon went and got a tinnie from his bag . The Arses won the match 3 & 2 mainly because Les spent most of time hiding behind Carol. Back in the bar, Ross the Mercs came up and yelled WHAT THE F YOU BRING HER ALONG FOR. We've lost two matches because of her. I didn't, the last I heard she had moved in with Snow White and those seven fellas. At least it gave Snow White a rest. As the scorekeeper for the Cup I want to apologize for the scoring snafu. David Herron reported his scores to me correctly but I input them incorrectly. The scores have been corrected with the only difference being that match 8 finished AS instead of the result reported here. The competition currently stands at Mercury 7.5 Aspall 8.5. Again my apologies for the misinformation. Onward.
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Post by lessangster on Apr 14, 2023 7:39:43 GMT -5
Day 2 Cyder Cup match 8 better balls Les and Carol for the Mercs came out the clubhouse first to the large crowd followed by Leon and David S for the Arses. As they made their way to the first tee, the crowd started move apart holding their noses to try and stop the smell as Scary Mary walked through the crowd. Carol said unlucky boys, I'm safe. Les went and hid behind Carol. Sorry Carol, she swings both ways, but Scary had eyes for David, who being a Scot was wearing a kilt. She walked up to he and asked is it true what they say about Scots men. David decided to ignore her and start playing golf, Leon went and got a tinnie from his bag . The Arses won the match 3 & 2 mainly because Les spent most of time hiding behind Carol. Back in the bar, Ross the Mercs came up and yelled WHAT THE F YOU BRING HER ALONG FOR. We've lost two matches because of her. I didn't, the last I heard she had moved in with Snow White and those seven fellas. At least it gave Snow White a rest. As the scorekeeper for the Cup I want to apologize for the scoring snafu. David Herron reported his scores to me correctly but I input them incorrectly. The scores have been corrected with the only difference being that match 8 finished AS instead of the result reported here. The competition currently stands at Mercury 7.5 Aspall 8.5. Again my apologies for the misinformation. Onward. Thank you Art, Carol @inflames and I are scrapping for every half point we can get I think it’s going to be that close.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Apr 14, 2023 7:45:46 GMT -5
As the scorekeeper for the Cup I want to apologize for the scoring snafu. David Herron reported his scores to me correctly but I input them incorrectly. The scores have been corrected with the only difference being that match 8 finished AS instead of the result reported here. The competition currently stands at Mercury 7.5 Aspall 8.5. Again my apologies for the misinformation. Onward. Thank you Art, Carol @inflames and I are scrapping for every half point we can get I think it’s going to be that close. My statement is not meant for you. Nor is it meant for Carol or David or Leon. It is meant for TBC. Even though I am on one of the teams, my main goal is to provide accurate information so we can have a fun competition. If I am being honest, who wins is less important than how this event is run. I hope this makes sense. Onward.
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Post by lessangster on Apr 14, 2023 7:46:50 GMT -5
Thank you Art, Carol @inflames and I are scrapping for every half point we can get I think it’s going to be that close. My statement is not meant for you. Nor is it meant for Carol or David or Leon. It is meant for TBC. Even though I am on one of the teams, my main goal is to provide accurate information so we can have a fun competition. If I am being honest, who wins is less important than how this event is run. I hope this makes sense. Onward. I will say no more then
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Post by bubbsboy100. on Apr 14, 2023 8:04:19 GMT -5
Haway lads , let's just get on with it. Makes no difference who wins.
But up the ass..assins and bugger the mercury rising.
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Post by Harveydog500 on Apr 14, 2023 8:21:39 GMT -5
Thank you Art, Carol @inflames and I are scrapping for every half point we can get I think it’s going to be that close. My statement is not meant for you. Nor is it meant for Carol or David or Leon. It is meant for TBC. Even though I am on one of the teams, my main goal is to provide accurate information so we can have a fun competition. If I am being honest, who wins is less important than how this event is run. I hope this makes sense. Onward. Appreciate all that you, the other Admins, and Press Pool are doing to keep this running smoothly, Art. Definitely, helps to make the experience enjoyable for the rest of us.
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