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Post by inflames47 on Jul 4, 2020 8:02:12 GMT -5
Let the Battles begin. A big thank you to our fearless leader
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Post by sid snott on Jul 4, 2020 8:29:24 GMT -5
Dead Parrots Society - Season One - Week 1 5th July 2020 to 11th July 2020
Paul sid snott will be along tomorrow morning with the opening match up's. Hopefully he'll have sacked Septic Peg and got a decent pundit on board!
Septic Peg has been sacked and left with the Dirtbags. She lousy as a fortune teller and in the sack. Asked her for a BJ and she tried blowing me up like a balloon?? |
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Post by inflames47 on Jul 4, 2020 10:10:59 GMT -5
Since they do not have insanely crazy outfits for the women the best I could do was to wear the Dead Parrot emblem proudly (well, sorta a dead parrot best I could do with what they had to offer in the birdie selection)  |
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Post by IGolfBad on Jul 4, 2020 10:27:09 GMT -5
Since they do not have insanely crazy outfits for the women the best I could do was to wear the Dead Parrot emblem proudly (well, sorta a dead parrot best I could do with what they had to offer in the birdie selection) And lest you forget, she has huge... Tracts of land.... |
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Post by inflames47 on Jul 4, 2020 10:43:00 GMT -5
Since they do not have insanely crazy outfits for the women the best I could do was to wear the Dead Parrot emblem proudly (well, sorta a dead parrot best I could do with what they had to offer in the birdie selection) And lest you forget, she has huge... Tracts of land.... Ego?  Those watermelons are not mine I rented them from katana22 |
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Post by evilgrin72 on Jul 4, 2020 11:00:35 GMT -5
I already can't wait to forget to change my clubs over or back and play a round that counts with the wrong clubs. Because I'm that much of an idiot.
Trued to practice Amaroo Bay last night after 2 bloody maries, 6 beers, two Tom Collins, 2 Paper Planes and a Campari and soda in the pool yesterday afternoon. It didn't go well, I quit after two holes. Couldn't focus on the screen. It's noon ET, might be "hair of the dog" time....
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Post by SkyBlueBen on Jul 4, 2020 11:05:18 GMT -5
I already can't wait to forget to change my clubs over or back and play a round that counts with the wrong clubs. Because I'm that much of an idiot. Trued to practice Amaroo Bay last night after 2 bloody maries, 6 beers, two Tom Collins, 2 Paper Planes and a Campari and soda in the pool yesterday afternoon. It didn't go well, I quit after two holes. Couldn't focus on the screen. It's noon ET, might be "hair of the dog" time.... Comforting to see our ♠️ player is hard in training to be ready for the new season 😂 🍺 🍾 🍷😂 |
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Post by evilgrin72 on Jul 4, 2020 11:31:30 GMT -5
I already can't wait to forget to change my clubs over or back and play a round that counts with the wrong clubs. Because I'm that much of an idiot. Trued to practice Amaroo Bay last night after 2 bloody maries, 6 beers, two Tom Collins, 2 Paper Planes and a Campari and soda in the pool yesterday afternoon. It didn't go well, I quit after two holes. Couldn't focus on the screen. It's noon ET, might be "hair of the dog" time.... Comforting to see our ♠️ player is hard in training to be ready for the new season 😂 🍺 🍾 🍷😂 🍺🤣 I had a day off and said "screw it, I'm tying one on." Naturally, I wake up this morning and my car battery is dead, so now I'm dealing with that with a savage hangover. I am NOT handy like that. |
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Post by fransslabak on Jul 4, 2020 14:11:41 GMT -5
REG: Yeah. All right, Stan. Don't labour the point. And what have they ever given us in return?!
XERXES: The aqueduct?
REG: What?
XERXES: The aqueduct.
REG: Oh. Yeah, yeah. They did give us that. Uh, that's true. Yeah.
COMMANDO #3: And the sanitation.
LORETTA: Oh, yeah, the sanitation, Reg. Remember what the city used to be like?
REG: Yeah. All right. I'll grant you the aqueduct and the sanitation are two things that the Romans have done.
MATTHIAS: And the roads.
REG: Well, yeah. Obviously the roads. I mean, the roads go without saying, don't they? But apart from the sanitation, the aqueduct, and the roads--
COMMANDO: Irrigation.
XERXES: Medicine.
COMMANDOS: Huh? Heh? Huh...
COMMANDO #2: Education.
COMMANDOS: Ohh...
REG: Yeah, yeah. All right. Fair enough.
COMMANDO #1: And the wine.
COMMANDOS: Oh, yes. Yeah...
FRANCIS: Yeah. Yeah, that's something we'd really miss, Reg, if the Romans left. Huh.
COMMANDO: Public baths.
LORETTA: And it's safe to walk in the streets at night now, Reg.
FRANCIS: Yeah, they certainly know how to keep order. Let's face it. They're the only ones who could in a place like this.
COMMANDOS: Hehh, heh. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.
REG: All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
Sam, Frans, Peter & Paul: PIXEL GOLF!!!
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Post by sid snott on Jul 4, 2020 17:50:42 GMT -5
Just waiting for the pairings from the Judean People's Front and I'm good to go in the morning
Had a practise run at twitching which seemed to go ok, but it hasn't shown up in my video's. Looks like i needed to press some more buttons. Didn't have auto save on, hopefully this should sort it?
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Post by SkyBlueBen on Jul 4, 2020 18:28:44 GMT -5
Just waiting for the pairings from the Judean People's Front and I'm good to go in the morning Had a practise run at twitching which seemed to go ok, but it hasn't shown up in my video's. Looks like i needed to press some more buttons. Didn't have auto save on, hopefully this should sort it? Think that’ll sort it Paul. Can’t honestly remember from back when I set mine up, usually jump on other people’s streams!! |
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Post by bogeyman on Jul 4, 2020 20:02:03 GMT -5
Sam, Frans, Peter & Paul: PIXEL GOLF!!! Maybe we shoulda been the Apostles? |
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Post by Art Vandelay on Jul 4, 2020 20:38:00 GMT -5
Took a bit to post this, but had a blast getting "schooled" by the Brits SkyBlueBen & honeybadger64 on Independence Day no less. For the first time playing old school I enjoyed it, next time IGolfBad and I will be better prepared for our beating. Onward! |
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Post by inflames47 on Jul 4, 2020 22:25:19 GMT -5
 The birth of the Dead Parrots is fast approaching! I am psyched! And psycho at times  |
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Post by IGolfBad on Jul 5, 2020 1:07:47 GMT -5
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Those watermelons are not mine I rented them from 
