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Post by SkyBlueBen on Jul 11, 2020 8:29:58 GMT -5
I wish to thank each and everyone of you to take the time to get the tournaments together get the scores together on a spreadsheet and keep track of everybody. This is not an easy task with that being said Greg honeybadger64 I hope I did not upset you pointing out my score because that was not my intention. I it was a momentary lapse of reason( SAM you will understand that statement)so if I offended you in any way I give you permission you give me a slap across the face 😂 but you have to promise me that you're smiling when you do it saying God damn it Carol what's the rule ? Duh..private messaging Sir, yes Sir... oh dear God I'm so sorry. At least expect 30 lashes with a wet noodle I'm sure katana22 will offer is services?It's been planned for a few days Carol. Greg just closing down week 1 tidily. I'm sure we can still allow Mike his pleasure though!! |
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Post by cappy1 on Jul 11, 2020 9:26:01 GMT -5
Are there any PS4 players who have not completed their Element 3 rounds who want to play online today?
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Post by fransslabak on Jul 11, 2020 9:57:05 GMT -5
We, Romans, just completed our event 3 on Voodoo Hills using Old School Golf clubs.  As you can see, we were slightly unlucky to not post a really low score; wasn’t us... Voodoo just didn’t want us to embarrass the other teams. 👍🏻😂😂 |
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Post by Riotous on Jul 11, 2020 10:06:48 GMT -5
Lot’s of laughs during tonight’s round, thank you Romans and thank you Captain. Was looking like we were going to beat -7 until a bit of bad luck late on.
P.s - Mr Morris, I’ve just seen the Liverpool score!!!
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Post by IGolfBad on Jul 11, 2020 11:24:03 GMT -5
Are there any PS4 players who have not completed their Element 3 rounds who want to play online today? Greg, Johnny, and hopefully myself will be getting together today around 4P EST if you’re interested |
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Post by IGolfBad on Jul 11, 2020 12:01:26 GMT -5
I think we could work something out - could stream for our confused fans Greg and I were going to play at 4 ET, if you're online then, join us! Program change: Half of the Judean Peoples Front, Ernie cappy1 and Mark with a K IGolfBad will be live streaming some Olde Tyme Gawlfe in about 10 minutes (or 1:10 PM EST). Join us on the Twitches on the IGolfBad1 channel. |
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Post by IGolfBad on Jul 11, 2020 14:26:21 GMT -5
Had a fun round on a less than fun .... er... “challenging” course at Hoodoo Hills, expertly crafted by Dr. Yeti, who laughs in the face of geology and physics. Enjoyed hearing Ernie perform his verbal maths, and seeing his skillful play first hand. Showed why he’s one of the best! Thanks to Ken, Ben, Paul, and Greg (and a few unfamiliar lurkers for stopping by to take in some sketchy golf. For purposes of the Stableford points, I give you the ugly truth:  |
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Post by SkyBlueBen on Jul 11, 2020 14:57:50 GMT -5
Had a fun round on a less than fun .... er... “challenging” course at Hoodoo Hills, expertly crafted by Dr. Yeti, who laughs in the face of geology and physics. Enjoyed hearing Ernie perform his verbal maths, and seeing his skillful play first hand. Showed why he’s one of the best! Thanks to Ken, Ben, Paul, and Greg (and a few unfamiliar lurkers for stopping by to take in some sketchy golf. For purposes of the Stableford points, I give you the ugly truth: We’re not doing Stableford Mark. Stroke play. Did you not read my welcome message? 😉😂 |
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Post by sid snott on Jul 11, 2020 15:21:07 GMT -5
Had a fun round on a less than fun .... er... “challenging” course at Hoodoo Hills, expertly crafted by Dr. Yeti, who laughs in the face of geology and physics. Enjoyed hearing Ernie perform his verbal maths, and seeing his skillful play first hand. Showed why he’s one of the best! Thanks to Ken, Ben, Paul, and Greg (and a few unfamiliar lurkers for stopping by to take in some sketchy golf. For purposes of the Stableford points, I give you the ugly truth: We’re not doing Stableford Mark. Stroke play. Did you not read my welcome message? 😉😂 Got to learn to walk before he can read🤣 |
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Post by IGolfBad on Jul 11, 2020 15:23:54 GMT -5
Had a fun round on a less than fun .... er... “challenging” course at Hoodoo Hills, expertly crafted by Dr. Yeti, who laughs in the face of geology and physics. Enjoyed hearing Ernie perform his verbal maths, and seeing his skillful play first hand. Showed why he’s one of the best! Thanks to Ken, Ben, Paul, and Greg (and a few unfamiliar lurkers for stopping by to take in some sketchy golf. For purposes of the Stableford points, I give you the ugly truth: We’re not doing Stableford Mark. Stroke play. Did you not read my welcome message? 😉😂 To quote the fan favorite... TL;DR All kidding aside, there is a wide margin between reading and comprehension |
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Post by SkyBlueBen on Jul 11, 2020 16:05:25 GMT -5
We’re not doing Stableford Mark. Stroke play. Did you not read my welcome message? 😉😂 Got to learn to walk before he can read🤣 Press L apparently....sounds simple enough. Perhaps he couldn't read the L. No wonder he can't handle my essay!  |
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Post by honeybadger64 on Jul 11, 2020 16:32:45 GMT -5
After considerable confusion evilgrin72 and I headed out to complete this week's proceedings. There was so much messing about that even Ken left our stream and you know that he is the second best audience after Johnny. It struck me that if someone was doing the separating thumb trick Johnny would be shrieking with delight and demanding to know how he did it. As most have found out, Old School Golf is not easy to just jump into and my prediction to cappy1 of trying to keep the team scores under -20 was wildly optimistic. Par was good on so many holes that despite our best efforts the bogies almost caught up with the birdies and we finished with Johnny -1 and myself on -3. All of these shenanigans' meant that Week One closed with the team competition tighter than a gnat's chuff. Nobody expected the Spanish Inquisition to do so well in the team challenge but it certainly turned their week around. The Romans sneaked past the Knights to sit top of the pile at this early stage but if they could only stop arguing about what the Roman's ever did for us The Judean People's Front would realise that they only a couple of points adrift. 19 The Romans 18 The Knights of Camelot 17 The Spanish Inquisition 14 The Judean People's Front The Race for the Norwegian Blue Individual Dead Parrot title has a familiar look to it. The Big Beast Crazy Croc leads the way from Riotous by virtue of a solid week's performances in all disciplines. Loftyando is just behind with SkyBlueBen and inflames47 well within touching distance. Myself and fransslabak, despite stellar weeks at Amaroo fell a bit short elsewhere and allowed Johnny to sneak into 6th position. One and a half points separate 7 players between 6th and 12th places. Even the current lantern rouge, IGolfBad is only a couple of decent performances away from mid-table mediocrity. Nobody was close to a blob (2 points is the new blob). Onward to next week's challenges and definitely put in a bit of practice for the team challenge. |
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Post by IGolfBad on Jul 11, 2020 17:23:56 GMT -5
I can only dream of mid-table mediocrity.
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Post by evilgrin72 on Jul 11, 2020 18:30:24 GMT -5
It struck me that if someone was doing the separating thumb trick Johnny would be shrieking with delight and demanding to know how he did it. I can still remember being 3 or 4 years old and seeing that done for the first time. I was enraptured. Now I just laugh at everything. I've found it's the best way to go through life. 😂 |
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Post by sid snott on Jul 12, 2020 3:29:02 GMT -5
Having survived week one we move to week two
Match 1
What We Have Done For You v Hey Jude's
Rds 1 & 2
Paul v Art
Sam Marc
Peter v Ernie
Frans Mark
Rd 3
Paul v Ernie
Sam v Mark
Peter v Art
Frans v Marc
Rd 4
Paul v Mark
Sam v Ernie
Peter v Marc
Frans v Art
Match 2
Spanish Onions v Knights Undser Sthe Talbe
Rds 1 & 2
Mike v Johnny
Simon Ben
Leon v Greg
Carol Pat
Rd 3
Mike v Greg
Simon v Pat
Leon v Johnny
Carol v Ben
Rd 4
Mike v Pat
Simon v Greg
Leon v Ben
Carol v Johnny
This week Kallen Island is our port of call, No idea where it is, but Frans will be happy as there's lots of water.
I've been asked to find a replacement for Septic Peg who's been left with the Dirtbags. She asked me to pop round to see if she could do it for the Dead Parrots. As she got down on her knees I thought Aww! one more night then and scarpered out the back door afterwards.
Allow me to introduce Mary Hinge or Scary Mary as she is better known as our psycho fortune teller
Having got through the Spanish Inquisition, The Romans get to show the People of Judean what they have done for for them.
Scary Mary says the Romans will show the Judean's how to win.
The Mid table match of the Onions & Knights looks like a close one, But the tears will be coming from the Knights as the Spanish peel the armour off the knights. So says Scary
Some of us found out this week that playing with others is a lot more fun than playing with your self.
The one round team event gives the teams a second chance to make up ground if they don't do well in the first event of the week
and should keep it nice and tight.
Good luck out there & stay safe
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