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This BLOWS!
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Post by thewind on Mar 23, 2023 1:06:58 GMT -5
From one long lost icon to another, welcome back!
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thewind
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This BLOWS!
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Post by thewind on Oct 7, 2020 10:16:12 GMT -5
Nah, I've done that already. I'm more original than that. Original? Psh, please. I was the OG burner account on this forum. Just copying me. Classic burneracct. First time in a design thread. Why bother with strategy? Just use your ol pal The Wind! You guys all BLOW. Have fun with whatever dumb contest this is. Love, The Wind
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thewind
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This BLOWS!
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Post by thewind on Oct 7, 2020 10:11:11 GMT -5
Good evening, I think I need to get accustomed to storms. As I like to replicate in-game weather at my desk, I placed a hair dryer right infront of me during round 1 and adjusted it to the respective wind direction. And just as I started round 2 (my hair has been all over the place), a voice came out of the bathroom: "Where is my dryer!?" I tried to explain to my wife why I needed it, but unfortunately I had to hand it back. And then, believe it or not, all of a sudden, the wind had gone! Slightly irritated, I went on playing the remaining three rounds. Fortunately, at least from a Cow perspective, I managed to regain focus and eventually sank a few very elegant putts. Good luck! I lol'ed. Glad to see the Platinum scheduler is using me to my highest potential. Looking forward to having fun with you top guys lots this season. YOU ALL BLOW!
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thewind
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This BLOWS!
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Post by thewind on Nov 19, 2019 14:02:08 GMT -5
You guys leave my friend Dale alone! He let's me blow at my full potential more than any other tour and I love it. It's freeing. Every complaint in this thread makes me laugh and pushes me to blow harder. Muahahah.
Everyone BLOWS.
Love,
The Wind
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thewind
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This BLOWS!
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Post by thewind on Oct 7, 2019 19:43:16 GMT -5
The wind is always listening...
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thewind
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This BLOWS!
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Post by thewind on Mar 10, 2017 13:49:29 GMT -5
Just kidding. It's me, the Wind again. I did that to get your attention because I am getting lonely. Where is everybody? It seems so quiet in here. I know everyone is excited for the new game, but there is still life in this one yet! I've been working hard with HB Studios to make sure I am in top condition for when the game releases. I can safely say that I think we will still be waiting a few more months before your buddy The Wind starts harassing you on TGC2. I've been working out and I may even be blowing over 25mph, so get ready!
In the meantime, keep on playing and I'll keep giving you great conditions. Easy course? How 'bout 1mph to make it easier. 220 yard par 3 with a shallow green? 15mph tailwind coming right up.
Love,
The Wind
PS Everything still BLOWS
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thewind
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This BLOWS!
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Post by thewind on Nov 15, 2016 16:06:11 GMT -5
Hey, it's me again....time for another edition of "This Blows!" on TGCTours!
1. Chris Hrabec- You shoot a 53 (53!!!) in a round and you still lose by 8? Wow, that BLOWS. (Congrats to Regis "And Kelly" Fretto on the win)
2. Ian Sweeney- Yes, I'm mentioning him again...however this time, we can see this guy is actually human! Top 10s? Weak, Sweeney, weak. Maybe I'm getting the better of you for once?
3. Scott Doyley- What? This guy won? How did that happen? Always question when the tournament director actually wins... #controversy...You BLOW, Doyley.
4. TGC2- No news on this for a while now....what's going on? Are they going to fix or change me? Not knowing really BLOWS.
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Post by thewind on Oct 24, 2016 16:53:41 GMT -5
Hey guys, it's me again, The Wind. haven't posted in a while, as I've been watching you move up and down the ranks as the months go by. Quietly watching, sometimes making my presence felt, other times I don't bother to show up. That's just how I am. Depends on the mood.
Anyway, I've been silent long enough. I love TGC, but some things are really starting to bother me...which is why I've come up with a new segment....
This Blows! ON TGCTOURS - featuring the Wind
So here we go.
1. Mega Lofting- Come on guys....3 bars on a 3 iron? That's not how you play golf. Play the rollout, or use me to your advantage! Mega Lofters BLOW.
2. Ian Sweeney- This guy has become a real jerk. Why can't any of you guys beat him? Even if I am trying my hardest, he is still destroying leaderboards and crushing dreams. If you are in a tournament with him, it really BLOWS.
3. Medium Firmness Green Rule- The admin finally gave into the whiners....now it's TOO EASY for the best of the best to throw up ridiculous numbers. You make a par and you can pretty much kiss your tournament goodbye. This BLOWS.
I'll save some more for later. I'm off to cause havoc in the CC events, while leaving PGA and Euro alone.
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Post by thewind on Jan 25, 2016 12:01:12 GMT -5
Sorry for the stormy post yesterday everyone, I guess I just needed to vent...(get it? vent? wind?). It's nice to see some of you want me back. I'm going to try my best now to give some of these PGA/Euro wimps a few more rounds of all I've got.
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This BLOWS!
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Post by thewind on Jan 24, 2016 13:55:42 GMT -5
Hey everyone, it's your good pal The Wind. Long time fan of the game, first time poster....well second time. Last year, I posted here as I was feeling sad. I was just doing my job by blowing your golf balls around and you didn't like it. So I've laid off a bit over the past few months. I've also become consistent to make sure you sneaky players don't wait for me to leave now before you play. Now, some of you are sad that I'm not around as much during tournaments. Some of you guys over here at TGCTours or whatever this thing is called are tired of seeing such low scores because I don't hang around as much to have some fun. I guess the ol' "you don't know what you've got till it's gone" rings true in this case. So make up your mind, TGCTours. Do you want me back full force, or not? This confusion is making me sad . See you on the course....or not.
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