Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce Cup@Famine GC at Black Horse
Nov 19, 2023 9:40:28 GMT -5
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Post by hmammoth on Nov 19, 2023 9:40:28 GMT -5
This week on Kinetic we have a very special event, an event hosted in honor of one of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse Famine. Famine hit a major life milestone recently after started his 20,000th famine and the other 3 horse men have decided to to host a golf event to celebrate this achievement, and guess which tour they have decided to use for this event, you got it, right here on the kinetic. All eligible kinetic players should soon receive a invitation to attend and play in this event. The other horsemen have decided to send out the invitations themselves, to add that personal touch. Which invitation each of you will get, I do not know. If it is from War, it may be a little but threatening and intimidating, more like a invitation to battle than a golf tournament. If you relieve a invitation from Pestilence, it might be on the safe side to wear gloves and a mask while opening, or a bio-hazard suit if possible. If you invitation is from Death, well, I don't think you will be playing this week.
The course picked for this weeks event is the stunning Famine GC at Black Horse by ErixonStone, a course beautifully planted with flowers and plants from all over the world, wildlife from several different species wander the golf course, especially near the stunning water features, Well, that is what the course used to look like, after the 4 horsemen played a round there yesterday, the course has gone through a few changes, but don't worry, you will get a free drop if you get stuck behind the corpse of an animal. Famine has decided on the menu for refreshments for the week and has decided to go for a sparse and minimalist, which pretty much means, there will be no food or drink allowed anywhere near the course. As for entertainment after the days play has ended, the bottom 10 after each day will fight in an arena created by War to see if any will be given a bye into the next round, as for the losers, the only cut they will be making, will not be a pleasant one. Death will also read from his soon to be published book of dark poetry. In the club house, pestilence will be showing some of his private collections or rare and deadly viruses.
So, all in all, a fun filled week ahead for all of you here on kinetic, an experience that has never been seen here on tgctours and as usual the kinetic tour is proud to bring such a unique event to you, the kinetic player and who knows, maybe some of you will even survive to play again next week, good luck all.
The course picked for this weeks event is the stunning Famine GC at Black Horse by ErixonStone, a course beautifully planted with flowers and plants from all over the world, wildlife from several different species wander the golf course, especially near the stunning water features, Well, that is what the course used to look like, after the 4 horsemen played a round there yesterday, the course has gone through a few changes, but don't worry, you will get a free drop if you get stuck behind the corpse of an animal. Famine has decided on the menu for refreshments for the week and has decided to go for a sparse and minimalist, which pretty much means, there will be no food or drink allowed anywhere near the course. As for entertainment after the days play has ended, the bottom 10 after each day will fight in an arena created by War to see if any will be given a bye into the next round, as for the losers, the only cut they will be making, will not be a pleasant one. Death will also read from his soon to be published book of dark poetry. In the club house, pestilence will be showing some of his private collections or rare and deadly viruses.
So, all in all, a fun filled week ahead for all of you here on kinetic, an experience that has never been seen here on tgctours and as usual the kinetic tour is proud to bring such a unique event to you, the kinetic player and who knows, maybe some of you will even survive to play again next week, good luck all.