Post by hmammoth on Mar 5, 2023 9:20:04 GMT -5
Our second visit to mississipppiii this year which I think is the admins way of screwing with me as they know I can not spell. This week see's the return of a good friend to kinetic in meyo. Unfortunately I have run out of mayo jokes so I can't really mess with him this week about his user name so how about a moose joke.
Two Irish hunters hired a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose.
They bagged six.
As they started loading the plane for the return trip home, the pilot tells them the plane can take only three moose.
The two Irishmen objected strongly, stating, "Last year we shot six moose and the pilot let us put them all on board and he had the same plane as yours."
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. Unfortunately, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down a few minutes after take off.
Climbing out of the wreck, Paddy asked Mick, "Any idea where we are?"
Mick replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
Now that I think of it, thats more a Irishman joke and not a good one at that, never mind. Anyway, there is a moose on this course, so this week we have a special prize for anyway that can find and kill the moose. The @!$#er chased me all over the course anytime I went to inspect that course for play ability. I really don't know why, I took advice from the locals on how to scare away a moose. They told me that moose, especially male moose and very shy and and lack confidence when it comes to the female of the species, so the best way to scare them away was to dress as a female moose. I was also told that moose are scared of ghosts so that when I was on the course that I should let out a long and audible moan at regular intervals so the moose would think there is a ghost in the area and run away. I did not work, it was damn hard to do the settings for this course with a moose chasing me, so if any of you have issues with the settings, that gives you more reason to kill the moose as its his fault.
Anyway, good luck, have fun and don't take any advice from someone from Miissssipiieee.
Two Irish hunters hired a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose.
They bagged six.
As they started loading the plane for the return trip home, the pilot tells them the plane can take only three moose.
The two Irishmen objected strongly, stating, "Last year we shot six moose and the pilot let us put them all on board and he had the same plane as yours."
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. Unfortunately, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down a few minutes after take off.
Climbing out of the wreck, Paddy asked Mick, "Any idea where we are?"
Mick replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
Now that I think of it, thats more a Irishman joke and not a good one at that, never mind. Anyway, there is a moose on this course, so this week we have a special prize for anyway that can find and kill the moose. The @!$#er chased me all over the course anytime I went to inspect that course for play ability. I really don't know why, I took advice from the locals on how to scare away a moose. They told me that moose, especially male moose and very shy and and lack confidence when it comes to the female of the species, so the best way to scare them away was to dress as a female moose. I was also told that moose are scared of ghosts so that when I was on the course that I should let out a long and audible moan at regular intervals so the moose would think there is a ghost in the area and run away. I did not work, it was damn hard to do the settings for this course with a moose chasing me, so if any of you have issues with the settings, that gives you more reason to kill the moose as its his fault.
Anyway, good luck, have fun and don't take any advice from someone from Miissssipiieee.
