Post by hmammoth on Jul 3, 2022 8:04:31 GMT -5
First I better start with the sad news that our glorious leader, he who is perfect in every way, he who runs tgctours with such benevolence with a song in his heart and a kind word for all of us is leaving the kinetic. Yes, Doyley has decided to move up to the elite tour. I can not begin to express how deep the sadness goes in my heart with this news but I can not think of myself in these troubling times but I need to just be happy for the man. I should not question why he decided the fix the leader board so he gets two promo marks, it is not something I said or done, he just wanted to move on. So fare-thee-well Scott, you shall always have a locker in the kinetic club house as stated in the tgctours by laws on page 43, section 4, paragraph C "All admins shall have a locker in each club house to hide stuff he or she does not want the authorities to find". Maybe some day you shall grace us with your presence again.
OK, one second all, he has closed the office door, he is heading down the stairs, oh, he has taken a detour to the bathroom, my god what is he doing in there, it has been 30 minutes, right he is leaving again, Scott has left the building, he is in the car park, he is in his car, driving down the driveway and gone. Thank god for that, we can all relax again, no more being spied on, stupid weekly demands for the courses we play. I hate having to lick up to the boss, yes sir, no sir, three bags full sir, finally freedom, he is the elites tours problem now and we don't have to be so restrained here on kinetic anymore, party time anyone?
Anyway speaking of licking up to people this week see's the return of that museum fella, what's his name again,Pat The Louvre, oh it's patlouvar close enough. We are playing his course Quenneville Ranch. You know as in Quenneville the same name as the head reviewer here on tgctours. How sicking and sad is that, kowtowing down to a staff member in the hopes that your course gets a positive review and on tour. Just reeks of desperation putting someone in a position of power on a pedestal like that, ridiculous behavior, thank god I have more dignity than that, I don't think I could live with the shame, oh shite, Scott's back, he forgot his wallet, which I have to admit is the nicest wallet I have every seen, the way it contains all that well deserved cash with out any falling out, truly a wallet of kings. OK, where was I, also the staff here at tgctours have to much integrity for fall for that sort of thing, just because a designer uses a staff members name does not mean it will get preferential treatment, the depths some designers will stoop to. Like I said this week we are at Quenneville Ranch because Andre told me I had to use it, good luck and have fun all.
OK, one second all, he has closed the office door, he is heading down the stairs, oh, he has taken a detour to the bathroom, my god what is he doing in there, it has been 30 minutes, right he is leaving again, Scott has left the building, he is in the car park, he is in his car, driving down the driveway and gone. Thank god for that, we can all relax again, no more being spied on, stupid weekly demands for the courses we play. I hate having to lick up to the boss, yes sir, no sir, three bags full sir, finally freedom, he is the elites tours problem now and we don't have to be so restrained here on kinetic anymore, party time anyone?
Anyway speaking of licking up to people this week see's the return of that museum fella, what's his name again,Pat The Louvre, oh it's patlouvar close enough. We are playing his course Quenneville Ranch. You know as in Quenneville the same name as the head reviewer here on tgctours. How sicking and sad is that, kowtowing down to a staff member in the hopes that your course gets a positive review and on tour. Just reeks of desperation putting someone in a position of power on a pedestal like that, ridiculous behavior, thank god I have more dignity than that, I don't think I could live with the shame, oh shite, Scott's back, he forgot his wallet, which I have to admit is the nicest wallet I have every seen, the way it contains all that well deserved cash with out any falling out, truly a wallet of kings. OK, where was I, also the staff here at tgctours have to much integrity for fall for that sort of thing, just because a designer uses a staff members name does not mean it will get preferential treatment, the depths some designers will stoop to. Like I said this week we are at Quenneville Ranch because Andre told me I had to use it, good luck and have fun all.