Post by hmammoth on Jan 30, 2022 9:52:10 GMT -5
I am so glad this past week is over, do you know how much work goes in to making sure a certain person wins an event, theres making sure that the admin only tee box can not be seen by everyone else, flattening the 17th green for one person while making sure it brings bogeys for everyone else, manipulating the scoring in a way people don't notice an added dropped shop to their scorecard, and for the couple of people that did notice, well making them disappear. On a positive note, the next promo event will have an extra two spots on the kinetic. On a completely unrelated subject, let me be the first to congratulate our glorious leader Doyley on his flawless play that lead to his triumphant return to the the winners circle here on tgcours.
Ok, on to this week where designer richnufc99 makes his kinetic tour debut with Arachnophobia Springs, an unusual name for a course I would agree but as you can see from this photo taking for our childrens event held yesterday. an apt name.
But Rich has assured me that it should not be a issue as the spiders have had there fill with the children and should spend most of the week sleeping it off. If you do make the cut though, it might be best to get those last two rounds in early. I will say, that the tgctours cleaning staff has done a great job in removing body parts from the course so all players should not have to worry about there ball getting stuck behind a limb, should somehow this happen, there will be no penalty to strokes incurred, just fling the offending appendage into the springs and the crocs should take care of the rest. Oh, to the parents of that kid out in front, you really should get him to try out for a track team, the little f****er can really move. To all the other parents, shame on you, those trips to MacDonald's were all fun and games until your kids had to run from giant spiders. So good luck everyone, have fun and remember take inspiration from the kid out front, you don't have to outrun the spiders, just everyone else.
Ok, on to this week where designer richnufc99 makes his kinetic tour debut with Arachnophobia Springs, an unusual name for a course I would agree but as you can see from this photo taking for our childrens event held yesterday. an apt name.
But Rich has assured me that it should not be a issue as the spiders have had there fill with the children and should spend most of the week sleeping it off. If you do make the cut though, it might be best to get those last two rounds in early. I will say, that the tgctours cleaning staff has done a great job in removing body parts from the course so all players should not have to worry about there ball getting stuck behind a limb, should somehow this happen, there will be no penalty to strokes incurred, just fling the offending appendage into the springs and the crocs should take care of the rest. Oh, to the parents of that kid out in front, you really should get him to try out for a track team, the little f****er can really move. To all the other parents, shame on you, those trips to MacDonald's were all fun and games until your kids had to run from giant spiders. So good luck everyone, have fun and remember take inspiration from the kid out front, you don't have to outrun the spiders, just everyone else.
