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Post by SkyBlueBen on Jul 7, 2021 8:27:38 GMT -5
 Good news sports fans. Coventry are back in Pixel Golf Football. Did he promise to keep all his toys in his pram during his next tantrum? Ya know I lurve you SkyBlueBen The bloody toys will be going all over the shop. That you can guarantee!! What I won't be doing is chucking my tour card out, that will stay in the pram!! Forgot you needed to be certified to play in this league! Idiot. Definitely an occasion for this.....  |
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Post by xboxjonnyuk on Jul 7, 2021 8:30:12 GMT -5
From Tbilisi, Georgia welcome back Ben 😜
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Post by Celtic Wolf on Jul 7, 2021 8:51:20 GMT -5
Good news sports fans. Coventry are back in Pixel Golf Football. Did the proposed Super League fall through? Good to have you back Ben. |
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Post by SkyBlueBen on Jul 7, 2021 8:56:38 GMT -5
So, after withdrawing his investment in the struggling Sky Blues, the owner realised that things were so bad you couldn't give the club away. So what do you do with 14 (is that the right amount of clubs?) useless players? You chuck them on the pitch (I liked this pitch except the goalmouth's appeared to be covered in a layer of ice! In July!) and tell them not to leave it until the game has finished. So here we were, in the middle of Kent, out to slay some Dragons. First 20 minutes the players sulked and refused to come out of their own half while the Dragons sat in their own half looking bemused. Eventually the Dragons got off their arses and banged one into the empty net while the keeper was trying to work out which hand to put in which glove. A message was put out to the players by the Manager. Get stuck in and the owner would fund an all expenses paid out night in Margate after the match. After weighing up a trip back up to Cov against the delights of the Jewel in the Kent coast's Crown, the Sky Blues roared into action. The front two were running circles around the Dragon's defence and finally St. George Godden slayed one to equalise. Half Time the players spent checking Google for where the best Margate lap dancing bars are. Second half the team seemed rather distracted with their minds on Sexy Sadie and her tassles....played like nob's. (Apologies to Justin, I know Canterbury United Dragon's don't play in Kent but I know bugger all about Canterbury in New Zealand other than they produce Rugby gear). PUSB  |
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Post by SkyBlueBen on Jul 7, 2021 8:59:15 GMT -5
Good news sports fans. Coventry are back in Pixel Golf Football. Did the proposed Super League fall through? Good to have you back Ben. As if we'd be invited to any Super League. Ever. Over the moon just to be playing in our own City!!! |
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Post by jason755 on Jul 7, 2021 10:19:28 GMT -5
Man U v Cassino
Man u usually show up against the Italians and have twice come close to getting a result against them,and once again came flying out of the traps only for some super saves from the Italian keeper,gradually cassino bossed the rest of the opening quarter as Man U made some sloppy passes on a very fast track cassino headed in from a set piece to take the early lead 0-1
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Post by jason755 on Jul 7, 2021 10:49:37 GMT -5
Man U v Cassino
Man U have no answer as half time comes they find themselves 2-0 down against the Italians and are going to have to pull something out of the bag to get anything from this game 0-2.
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Post by thetaffman on Jul 7, 2021 11:23:07 GMT -5
Hole 4 R1... What is this green and pin position on 187 greens... You miss that 15ft diameter circle your 55ft away... Think  |
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Post by sid snott on Jul 7, 2021 11:29:30 GMT -5
So, after withdrawing his investment in the struggling Sky Blues, the owner realised that things were so bad you couldn't give the club away. So what do you do with 14 (is that the right amount of clubs?) useless players? You chuck them on the pitch (I liked this pitch except the goalmouth's appeared to be covered in a layer of ice! In July!) and tell them not to leave it until the game has finished. So here we were, in the middle of Kent, out to slay some Dragons. First 20 minutes the players sulked and refused to come out of their own half while the Dragons sat in their own half looking bemused. Eventually the Dragons got off their arses and banged one into the empty net while the keeper was trying to work out which hand to put in which glove. A message was put out to the players by the Manager. Get stuck in and the owner would fund an all expenses paid out night in Margate after the match. After weighing up a trip back up to Cov against the delights of the Jewel in the Kent coast's Crown, the Sky Blues roared into action. The front two were running circles around the Dragon's defence and finally St. George Godden slayed one to equalise. Half Time the players spent checking Google for where the best Margate lap dancing bars are. Second half the team seemed rather distracted with their minds on Sexy Sadie and her tassles....played like nob's. (Apologies to Justin, I know Canterbury United Dragon's don't play in Kent but I know bugger all about Canterbury in New Zealand other than they produce Rugby gear). PUSB The only lap dancing in Margate is when grannie Sadie sits on your lap because you're sitting on her bench on the sea front. Oh! and sorry Ben, there not tassels. She's not called saggy Sadie for nothing. When she wanted to end her life awhile back, someone told her the heart just below the left breast. She was admitted to hospital with gunshot wounds to her left knee |
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Post by honeybadger64 on Jul 7, 2021 12:38:25 GMT -5
Hole 4 R1... What is this green and pin position on 187 greens... You miss that 15ft diameter circle your 55ft away... Think If you are looking for someone to argue against what you say Paul, it isn't going to be me. The Conditions for Round One very, very nearly caused me to, what henceforth shall be known as, doing a Ben |
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Post by SkyBlueBen on Jul 7, 2021 12:45:52 GMT -5
Hole 4 R1... What is this green and pin position on 187 greens... You miss that 15ft diameter circle your 55ft away... Think If you are looking for someone to argue against what you say Paul, it isn't going to be me. The Conditions for Round One very, very nearly caused me to, what henceforth shall be known as, doing a Ben I nearly did a Ben on my first round back!! 🤣 But I enjoy 55 foot putts. |
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Post by Tombanator on Jul 7, 2021 12:47:02 GMT -5
Pixel Golf Football S3 - Championship, week 6: Double Trouble, act 3?!This team is playing heavy hearted this week, as our beloved, very long time mascot Elmeri passed away to feline heaven earlier in the week. The team has obviously split into two halves this week and the results at the half shows it: one side is still not quite over it and has been left devastated, the other side is fighting stronger than ever to honor the legacy he's left behind. League: Carlisle United @ Hyvinkään Palloseura, first halfThis is the one we've already pretty much given up on. Carlisle is running laps around us, and while we showed better fight towards the end of the half, the blitz we received at the start is proving to be too much to handle and is affecting us too much. We're down 0-2 comfortably, and it's not looking like much will change so we're going to be hard pressed to find points in the league against the table toppers who look like huge favorites for the title this season at this current moment. We're thinking we've just run into way too much quality here and that's fine! Sweet FA Cup, round of 16: Hyvinkään Palloseura @ Glasgow Celtic, first halfThis is the side that has all the momentum on its side. Tough conditions at the start of the game made for careful, yet cunning strategizing that most weeks, this team would have left in the back burner. However, we've somehow picked up that maybe we should think about what we should be doing in tougher conditions and execute accordingly instead of the no plan needed "just go for it" tactic. And it's working out okay, as a wind breaker of a strike from a small distance finds the back of the net to let us go up 1-0. (Round 1: -3, 69)And before the half concludes, the conditions got much easier and execution thus becomes even more important because even the tiniest mistakes can rack up in a hurry. We've somehow managed to play very well so far, with a few lucky breaks and great ground passes thrown out there for good measure. The scoreboard shows the quality of our play here: up 2-0 at the break and looking to be close to another round in the cup, which from this club that's stuck almost at the exact bottom of the entire league system has to be a bit of a surprise! Second half to go still but this is the best position to be in right about now. (Round 2: -9, 63)Happy to survive the Platinum-esque round disguised as a CC event round at the start with under par! Definitely helps to practice lots of rounds like those so that it feels very routine! 
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Post by thetaffman on Jul 7, 2021 13:18:55 GMT -5
Hole 4 R1... What is this green and pin position on 187 greens... You miss that 15ft diameter circle your 55ft away... Think If you are looking for someone to argue against what you say Paul, it isn't going to be me. The Conditions for Round One very, very nearly caused me to, what henceforth shall be known as, doing a Ben It just wasn't me then that thought that this seemed a bit silly for CC Round 1 pins |
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Post by sid snott on Jul 7, 2021 16:34:55 GMT -5
Herne Bay struggled with the Tempo and % for most of last 22 minutes of the first half and were looking like they going to concede the second goal in both matches against Barcelona and Spurs , but a couple of late chances mean it looks like they go into the half time break only one goal down and make the cut in K and keep the two promo marks they got last week
Rd 2 +1
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Post by SkyBlueBen on Jul 7, 2021 16:37:21 GMT -5
It’s Coming Home!! 🏴🦁🦁🦁
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