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Post by avjpfc on Jun 8, 2021 9:14:38 GMT -5
R1 -8
R2 -7
Think I need my players back from the Euros.
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Post by avjpfc on Jun 8, 2021 14:16:41 GMT -5
 R3 -10 R4 -1 THINK I NEED MY PLAYERS BACK FROM THE EUROS!!! |
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Post by Celtic Wolf on Jun 8, 2021 14:48:13 GMT -5
3rd Round +8 (eight)
I thought I'd add the little nod to the Grandstand vidiprinter when a ridiculous used to appear. Unfortunately our reporter left his notepad and pen in the toilet at half time and by the looks of it the Celtic team had left their boots in the dressing room. I'm sure Orlando will be sympathetic but professional enough to expose their opponents weakness.
In a change to the schedule we'll have Kevin Bridges commenting on football in place of Celtic's inept performance.
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Post by thetaffman on Jun 8, 2021 16:59:40 GMT -5
Apologies ... rant about to happen ...
So, after all the talk about the course, i went in open minded after seeing some decent scores being posted by several players. Started off ok, an eagle and a birdie to be -1 at the turn, and then the shitshow happened.
Havent had a red fast for 9 holes, so of course, i get 2 of them off the tee and go splash, more red fasts throughout the next 3 holes, along with a water magnet for a ball sends me from -1 after 9 holes to +9 after 13 holes. It was at this time the ThunderTaffpons(C) came out to stop this never ending red fast bleeding. My customery duff 35yd flop on 15 along with an utterly shocking pin placement lead to another double, along with a steady but uneventful end finished me on an 83, +11 after Round 1
Was it me or was there some ... lets say... slightly illegal pins, which were ridiculous, and in a few holes a @!$#ing joke?
Right, whinge over, lets forgetv this ever happened and play Round 2 tomorrow instead of tonight
After 25 mins
Tranmere 0 - 1 East Fife
Score --- 83 / +11 (Adj 77)
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Post by Giraffe72 on Jun 8, 2021 19:34:09 GMT -5
I knew the pain would come eventually. Opening period of the second half I hit plenty of good shots but I had the perfect sh%$ storm against me. Frans showing off, bad tempo in all the wrong places, and my nemesis 153 speeds.
Found water 3 times, one of them combined with my putting cost me a triple. I can't be too disheartened, the boys still showed they were up for the fight and battled back to a couple under par, but then more water and stupid greens cost me a soul crushing double on the last.
3rd round 72
Dust myself off, and go again tomorrow. 2-1 up in my match and although now out of contention for the win in CCA I think I'll still be handily placed to make a run at a good finish in round 4. I believe I need -4 to keep Ajax at bay, I'll be aiming for better.
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Post by jason755 on Jun 9, 2021 2:57:02 GMT -5
Man u +6
Juventus v Man U
Man u knew they were gonna be up against it and it so proved ,although Man U matched them for the first 10 mins ,but after that juventus were dominant and duly opened the scoring to lead 1-0
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Post by jason755 on Jun 9, 2021 6:46:57 GMT -5
Round 2
Man U +8
Your not gonna see as much as a one sided contest as this, if Man U get anything from this it really truly would be a miracle,they will be hoping juventus take their foot off the gas for the 2nd half.
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Post by xcltaff1980 on Jun 9, 2021 6:52:52 GMT -5
1st half scores
+3
+5
Wish the scores were better but taken a break from the game since sunday. Cant see the 2nd half being any better but I'll fight through!!
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Post by Tombanator on Jun 9, 2021 11:48:43 GMT -5
Pixel Golf Football S3 - Championship division, week 2: Hyvinkään Palloseura @ Leeds United, first half
Previously: we got smacked with a 4-0 loss at Tranmere, despite playing quite alright. One of those things that happens in sports!
On the road again: We have been lacking in sleep! We've had to travel all this way from Tranmere to Leeds, just like we've kinda had to since day one because we always seem to play in England for some reason! To add to our lack of sleep, we're still seeing nightmares from our men's ice hockey team losing the World Championship final in brutal, overtime-y fashion, leading to some of the boys drinking themselves numb and not even bothering to practice. And those few that are fine can't sleep since this weekend has the biggest moment in our footballing history since the 98-99 season and the only appearance of a Finnish club in the Champions League group stage (also the only win in that stage of the competition, believe it or don't!), since our men's national team takes on Denmark at the Euros. We're obviously expected to go out quick but for once there's a sense of optimism in our footballing! For once, our "kickballers" can show what they can actually do on a grander scale.
Too bad that excitement and skill does not correlate with the club in question here, since the downpour of rain is making this match against Leeds a chippy, downright atrocious quality matchup. Lots of slipups, injuries, red cards... we'd be surprised if our team has enough players left to play all the way to the end! Leeds scores first on an errant shot which probably shocked those guys as much as it did us based on the reactions on the field. (Round 1: +6)
Not the worst though, we are also getting a decent surprise before the half ends, seeing as one of our snail paced shots (very slow pitch shot on the 18th) after slipping on... something, somehow finds the back of the net. Probably because the keeper was laughing his arse off and didn't pay enough attention. Celebrations and absolute jubilation on the bench of the Finnish side who have done a thing that even science can't explain: they have somehow scored a goal in a football match! We head to the break tied at 1 a piece. (Round 2: +5)
A random phone call during the half time reaches Coach Imot. An unknown number, which when picked up... all the other side has to say is "DEMOTED!" before hanging up on his ear. No idea what that means but... okay.
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Post by Celtic Wolf on Jun 9, 2021 14:36:29 GMT -5
4th Round +2
Celtic manage to up their game a bit but not enough to trouble the Pirates in the sweltering Soweto sun. There was a lack of cohesion as the sublime was followed by the sub par which seen the manager shouting in frustration on the sidelines. Orlando will just have to stick to their plan to ensure the 3 points stay in the southern hemisphere, Celtic on the other hand will be going home with plenty to work on back home.
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Post by thetaffman on Jun 9, 2021 17:33:33 GMT -5
Tranmere vs East Fife R2 After somehow only being 1 down after 25 minutes, a water break was due to the extreme heat we were having on the Wirral .. it was about 18 oC, so positively sweltering for the visitors. Coach Davies gave a very passionate speech to his players, at time there were some water bottles being thrown and kicked, but thankfully no teacups. In a back and forth final 20 minutes, the injury time board was shown with 1 minute to be played and Rovers with a corner, from this and with the final kick of the half, a trickler squirmed through 2 defenders legs and underneath the keepers hands for Rovers to go into the half all tied 
Scores R2 73 / +1 (Adj 67) .... i birdied 18 to get the win |
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Post by mbuenger on Jun 9, 2021 18:05:13 GMT -5
Canterbury United - Barcelona Barcelona were completely lost on the pitch tonight. After last week where Koeman felt progress was being made, the pace of play was all over. Koeman is becoming very fatigued trying to figure it out and frustrated knowing the shots need to be set up a certain way in case they work out perfectly all the while knowing they most likely won’t. The attack woefully failed the Blaugrana in this match as they were unable to finish time after time after time. Whenever a run of good play up the pitch seemed to give them a good shot to score, they gave the ball away. It was truly one of the worst performances Barca have had under Koeman, who just doesn’t know where else to turn I believe it’s 1-1 at the break. Best of luck in the second half! R1: +7; R2: +7; R3: +6; R4: +2  Side note, I have also completed my free fall from the Kinetic ranks this week and will be rejoining CC next week |
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Post by LEFTY79 on Jun 9, 2021 22:09:38 GMT -5
Herne Bay thought that they were going to get new suits when they heard that Burton's were coming to Winchs Field, but quickly had to get their kit on once they realised it was the Burton Albion coach that pulled into the car park . Herne Bay didn't really have much of the play in the first 22 minutes after being caught with their pants down Rd 1 +4 Don’t rush on our account! Burton Albion received their new PGF away kits today and promptly soiled them after 45 minutes (R1: -1, R2: -1). Fully expecting the first half time deficit of the season for the Brewers. The way it’s going, it’s too bad the coach didn’t break down so HB could have their suits fitted instead. |
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Post by honeybadger64 on Jun 10, 2021 1:18:58 GMT -5
Week Two - Midweek Round UpPremier DivisionIn a thriller at Ashton Gate, the So Solid Crew led by Giraffe72 are facing a tiger-like comeback from fransslabak and Ajax, who are looking to take the Robins to the cleaners. The best that the Dutch Scrubbers can hope for is a draw but Frans will be hoping to snatch, what seems like his 103rd point from losing positions. One of the Cassino backroom staff helpfully texted in the halftime score from Luxembourg, possibly because they hold a comfortable 2-0 advantage, a scoreline matched by their Italian counterparts, Juventus who lead a somewhat out of sorts Man Utd. jason755 will have to channel his inner Fergie and deliver the full hair dryer half time team talk (watch out for flying tea cups and boots). It is a nail biter in Soweto as The Pirates and Celtic cannot even get a cigarette paper between them. The two wily campaigners, Celtic Wolf and Art Vandelay will have to draw on all of their experience to come out on top here. Villa seem to be tiring toward the end of their match with Liverpool and it will be interesting to see if crushtastic can take advantage. ChampionshipIn the early kick off at the Poundland Stadium (or whatever Coventry are calling their home these days) an entertaining and close fought match between SkyBlueBen and the Northern Raiders of Carlisle under Riotous was finely balanced until descending into farce in the last twenty minutes. Watching the highlights, I could almost hear the dulcet tones of Eddie Waring commentating on a 1970's Rugby League match between Wakefield Trinity and Hunslet on a mudbath as two sets of players battered each other to a standstill. Carlisle edged a 2-1 win to go top of the second tier. Elsewhere, with scoring looking like the bottom of division three in the monthly medal, only LEFTY79 has any sort of advantage, leading 1-0 in Herne Bay. The other three games are all 1-1 draws at the break. Mostly a case of 'after you Claude, no after you Cecil' as all three could easily go either way. As predicted, this week's course has caused plenty of slip-ups, hell, even Loveskud only shot -53, a full 14 shots worse than last week. It does seem to have been problematic for all at some stage but we are still getting some tight matches. You can't ask for much more so keep knocking it forward and if you can find your ball and hit it again it's an OK shot.
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Post by sid snott on Jun 10, 2021 1:34:08 GMT -5
Herne Bay will have to look in the laundry basket to see if their old faded kit is still about as they sh!t themselves in the 22 minutes before half time with a +11.
The Bay manager had to sleep on it before commenting on their performance as his language matched the colour of their strip and was giving zero fcuks about the second half. Hopefully he gets his sh!t back together when the team find some clean kit.
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