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Post by jason755 on Mar 20, 2021 3:06:14 GMT -5
Round 4 -5
Man U closed out the match as Orlando,s heads went down and after some great play it finished 3-1 but could have been 6
sorry Art that’s the best I’ve played on master for ages😁
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Post by waldini1985 on Mar 20, 2021 5:17:20 GMT -5
Round 1 +6
Round 2 +1
Round 3 +11
Round 4 + 16
There is no match report as the guy left the stadium in disgust after the first half, manager sacked after the final whistle and the players have now gone on strike due to not being paid for the past 2 months and having to eat kebabs in the club canteen,
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Post by Giraffe72 on Mar 20, 2021 5:38:50 GMT -5
Rd 4 +1 Herne Bay's last chance of a goal. Ñext week we have a local derby against Canterbury City. What do you mean their not 10 miles away, must be some fake team who half-inched the name from half way round the world. Bet they haven't a cathedral as old ours or a roman wall Too soon, our Cathedral constructed in 1864 was destroyed in an earthquake in 2011. We never let the Romans invade. Boys are fired up!  Is that cathedral really far away in that picture?.. |
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Post by Art Vandelay on Mar 20, 2021 6:40:00 GMT -5
Round 4 -5 Man U closed out the match as Orlando,s heads went down and after some great play it finished 3-1 but could have been 6 sorry Art that’s the best I’ve played on master for ages😁 No apology needed, I can take a whupping. Often do. Well played Jason! Onward! |
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Post by Tombanator on Mar 20, 2021 12:49:23 GMT -5
Pixel Golf Football Season Two - Championship division, week 1: Hyvinkään Palloseura @ Northampton Town, second half
Welcome back! During half time, it seems like there have been quite a few incidents! The Northampton side of this match hasn't been apparently having a great time, whoever is the local VAR official at the ground takes like 5 years to decide if anything is a goal, and on the Finnish side of the locker room, well... it seems bad. To motivate and inspire themselves, someone thought it was a great idea to bring in some alcohol and they paid the price. The other star midfielder, or striker if we need him to be, Max Macho thought it was a perfect idea to drink half a bottle of Everclear straight up, and has now been hospitalized. The team is in disarray, but then someone remembered we have our secret weapon at the bench. Enter: Codename "Spurgu". Who is this mysterious person? Some legends say that he is just some homeless drunkard from the pits of hell known as the frozen tundras of northern Finland. But deep down inside, the team knows he's a valuable asset since he is ready to fight for every ball, since it gets him paid and fed.
So, off to the second half we go, and here's the reports: fantastic start for the Finnish team, 46 minutes in and it looks like the score is 3-0. The super sub launches the ball at the net with eagle like speed and that should seal the game. From there, shots that are threatening but all in all, not finding the net. (Round 3: -7)
Off to the last few moments of the game, and here's where the highlight reel moment of the game pokes its head. Center-back Severi Riski decides it's a great idea to launch the ball at the net from 100 yards away around 87th minute or so (or hole 15), but to his and everyone's surprise, it finds the net after a gust of wind apparently did something to the trajectory of the ball, and the bounce off the ground near the net was perfect to fool the keeper. The last minutes get played, and the game ends. It looks like this minnow team in financial crisis has something to celebrate! 2 extra peanuts for the team! (Round 4: -8)
And that's the game! Tune in again next week to see what madness ensues in the week 2 fixture! Until then, farewell!
Side notes: finished -30 with a bogey free tournament, and I'll be promoted to CC-F if nothing buggy ends up happening.
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Post by honeybadger64 on Mar 20, 2021 15:15:57 GMT -5
Match Week One - Final Round UpPremier DivisionA couple of titanic battles between some of the fancied teams this week saw very little decided. fransslabak and up mup kupen nup had a hard-fought draw where great play from both Ajax and F91 Diddeleng ultimately cancelled each other out over the 90 minutes. The same story at Anfield where crushtastic and rob4590 could not be separated and had to be satisfied with a point apiece but at least Liverpool and West Ham are still unbeaten. There were emphatic victories for for cassinochips and jason755 . Jesse saw Cassino Calcio recapture their early Season One form as they thumped a somewhat lackluster Villa side manage by avjpfc , whilst Manchester United showed no mercy, in his own tournament, to Art Vandelay and his Orlando Pirates. Cassino sit top of the table for now, courtesy of alphabetical order but the late match between LEFTY79 and new boy mbuenger has Burton Albion ahead at the break and it would be a brave man to bet against the consistent Brewers not finishing top of the pile tonight. Next weeks fixtures are; F91 Diddeleng vs Orlando Pirates Burton Albion vs Cassino Calcio West Ham United vs Manchester United Liverpool vs Aston Villa Barcelona vs Ajax ChampionshipPinch the bridge of your nose and lean forward Paul. After 720 minutes of PIxel Golf Football, Herne Bay have finally registered their first victory and find themselves joint top of the table, hence the nosebleed for sid snott . Tranmere will have much better weeks and hopefully thetaffman will have more luck herding the cats from the Wirral. Biggest cheer of the day in the studio and I swear Paul Merson had a tear in his eye when the final whistle went at Prenton Park. The Kent part-timers share top spot with Coventry City. SkyBlueBen showed bogeyman 's Chelsea how to transition back from pro level and Pete was seen boarding the team bus humming the D-Ream hit, but thankfully looking less of a knob than Peter Mandelson did, clapping along at the Labour Conference all those years ago. The Thunder from Down Under, statelyowl guided his Canterbury team into third by beating my East Fife team 3-1. Like a wily old snooker pro I pocketed more in the practice room than on the pitch this week as Ben's lack of new branded golf gear can testify. The Celtic-Bristol City Bromance continued as Celtic Wolf and Giraffe72 carried on in their now familiar, 'after you Claude, no after you Cecil' manner, playing out an entertaining draw to find themselves comfortably mid-table. The Battle of the New Boys saw waldini1985 give some indication as to the origin of Northampton's nickname of The Cobblers. They got a frightful shoeing off Hyvinkään Palloseura thanks to a very good week for Tomi Tombanator Pihlman and possibly some ambitious shot selection from The Great Waldini. In the time honoured tradition of golfers in the bar, recognising a good round by one of their number we will all say 'well played Tomi, happy new handicap  ' Week Two Fixtures Glasgow Celtic vs Northampton Town Coventry City vs East Fife Tranmere Rovers vs Hyvinkään Palloseura Herne Bay vs Canterbury United Dragons Chelsea vs Bristol City The action moves on the Knob's Creek, stop giggling at the back! Mostly wide fairways and receptive greens that roll nicely. Par 73 and I predict there will be some very low scores. My twenty demo marks and no demotion form hasn't managed to score worse than -8 so god alone knows what the decent players will go round in. Onward
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Post by LEFTY79 on Mar 20, 2021 16:57:13 GMT -5
Barcelona v JFH’s Barcelona - 2nd half Burton Albion was relentless in the attack the entire second half and it showed on the Camp Nou scoreboard as the Brewers were rewarded with two more goals to go up 4-nil (Round 3 & 4: -10). At this point JFH felt comfortable enough in the result that it was time to rest some of the starters in preparation of next week’s clash with Cassino Calcio. The defending Pixel Golf Champions will be ready to welcome the Italian side to the Pirelli.  |
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Post by SkyBlueBen on Mar 20, 2021 20:19:50 GMT -5
The Sky Blues, with a busy week coming up, decided to try to catch East Fife unawares with an early kick off. Did it work? Did it buggery. The City slept through the first 20 minutes with Dutch-Brazilian maestro Gustavo Hamer showing far more Brazilian that Dutch around the hole goal as the Sky Blues players huffed and puffed and blew nothing down with the defence leaving themselves wide open to East Fife's brawny forwards.
As the half wore on the Sky Blues started to test the Scottish keeper Goalie McDropsalot....
Round 1 68 (-5)
Round 2 61 (-12)
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Post by Art Vandelay on Mar 20, 2021 21:05:26 GMT -5
After being thumped properly at home, the Pirates set sail for Luxembourg to battle up mup kupen nup and the Giant Dudes (we in Soweto assume that is the translation of Diddeleng). Although PGF officials advised Orlando to fly, because Luxembourg is landlocked and all, Our Bucs pressed on the only way they know how.  |
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Post by honeybadger64 on Mar 21, 2021 2:01:05 GMT -5
The Sky Blues, with a busy week coming up, decided to try to catch East Fife unawares with an early kick off. Did it work? The answer is, ya wee nyaff, yes. East Fife decided to try tiki taka with the high winds and very fast greens. Unfortunately it was a little more Pukka Pies than easy on the eye Spanish fluency. A couple of misplaced passes here and there was enough to keep scoring chances down and bring Spanish hands into play around the green goal. There were no gaffs but needed -4 over the last three holes to pinch a goal. Pin high and 30ft for eagle on the 16th, unfortunately an over zealous first putt meant a disappointing three-putt par. Six foot eagle and 20ft birdie tied round one but it was a chance that went begging. R1 65 (-8). Never one to shirk a challenge I only need -16 in round two to lead at half time. |
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Post by honeybadger64 on Mar 21, 2021 2:27:51 GMT -5
The Sky Blues, with a busy week coming up, decided to try to catch East Fife unawares with an early kick off. Did it work? By the bucket load. Never got anywhere near touching distance. The tone was set on the opening hole where a perfect looking approach pitched on line and 15 yards short, tracked towards the cup, shaved the hole and rolled past, through the fringe and nestled in the deep rough. Just after the turn I made my lone bogey. No heroics on the way in and a very moderate 67 (-6) which will very probably not make the cut in CC-B. Me and Lucille are off to find whoever came up with this scoring system  |
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Post by SkyBlueBen on Mar 21, 2021 4:02:23 GMT -5
The Sky Blues, with a busy week coming up, decided to try to catch East Fife unawares with an early kick off. Did it work? By the bucket load. Never got anywhere near touching distance. The tone was set on the opening hole where a perfect looking approach pitched on line and 15 yards short, tracked towards the cup, shaved the hole and rolled past, through the fringe and nestled in the deep rough. Just after the turn I made my lone bogey. No heroics on the way in and a very moderate 67 (-6) which will very probably not make the cut in CC-B. Me and Lucille are off to find whoever came up with this scoring system It's A Funny Old Game as the legend Jimmy Greaves once said. First 20 minutes couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo, second 20 minutes I had the kind of luck that it was likely that the goal came after a hopeful corner was lumped into the box and ricocheted off the back of a Fife's players knee, bounced off the post and trickled over the line after glancing off the Sky Blues centre half's arse.... Plenty to come from this game..... |
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Post by honeybadger64 on Mar 21, 2021 6:12:23 GMT -5
Plenty to come from this game..... Unfortunately there is not. Sometimes you play badly, get a bit of luck and do OK, sometimes your play pretty well, get nothing and do less than OK and sometimes the game just slaps you round the chops says 'you are a moron, despite all the evidence to the contrary you suck at this and you aren't getting any better'. When this point is reached it comes time to have a right good chat with yourself. Stuck in the unending grind of a flight beyond my ability, I just feel like Bill Murray in the first half of Groundhog Day. The very fasts and the slows feel exactly the same and holing five 30ft Eltons in Round Four brought absolutely no enjoyment as each and every one of them is balanced out by a roll into the rough or a 5ft shanked putt. For the record Round 3 73 (E)
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Post by fransslabak on Mar 21, 2021 6:45:48 GMT -5
***breaking news*** After 20 minutes into the Barcelona ( mbuenger) - Ajax match, all Ajax players have been taken to hospital with severe headache!!! They all complained about seeing goalposts shaking, not being able to control their movements, especially on shots on goal from outside the penalty area. They finished the first 20 minutes (-7) but then they dropped like flies and could not continue... This looks ominous; highly doubtful whether Erik ten Hag will have enough players left who are able to stand upright for the remainder of the match... Seriously, this course is impossible to play on my PS4; lag all over the place, especially on chips and putting. No way to control distance... |
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Post by SkyBlueBen on Mar 21, 2021 6:56:47 GMT -5
The Sky Blues came out flying in the 2nd half throwing caution to the wind in the search of a 2nd goal. Just like watching Brazil is rather pushing it but were getting the bounce of the ball and Matty Godden on his return from injury found the net with a beauty. 2-0 up with just 20 minutes to play the players became edgy, Dabo was sent for an early bath hooking Striky McStrikeface back when he was bearing down on the City goal. Rearguard action required as the gritty small place near Edinburgh team piled on the pressure but with the Scots throwing men forward willy nilly a counter attack with a three on one was rewarded with Max Biamou for once not missing a gilt edge chance, slotting the ball home to secure the points #PUSB
Round 3 64 (-9)
Round 4 67 (-6)
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