Pacific Rubiales Colombia Championship@Greenstone River GC
Jan 2, 2021 15:36:33 GMT -5
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Post by hmammoth on Jan 2, 2021 15:36:33 GMT -5
Happy New Year everyone and we start off the new year with a special treat. Some of you may remember that a month or so ago I mentioned starting a schedulers apprenticeship program, well this week the course has been selected by the first(and so far only) person that applied for the position. I decided to throw her in at the deep end before she started full training, to give her some experience and the feedback given will be invaluable as times goes on. Of course time will only go on once she pays the non-refundable 10,000 euro deposit which should have been paid last month, but she asked that the payment be delayed until after Christmas because it is an expense time of the year and I am nothing but kind and generous. So, let me introduce you all to a possible future scheduler here on tgctours Pen Bage. It is an unusual name, I am guessing it short for Penelope and the course she has picked is Greenstone River GC by b101.
Noooooooo, this can not be, I swore that he would never have a course again here on the Kinetic tour, that he is banned for life. What has Pen done, she has made me look like a fool, like someone that can not be trusted, like someone that goes back on his word, I repeat this can not be. Once that 10,000 deposit is paid, she is off the apprenticeship. How could she not know about out past, about how he refuses to acknowledge my name, how he spread rumors about me being a witch who cursed him in design contest, a man that is just an outright bully to me. I have feeling to you know, I can be hurt, I can cry, I can let me emotions get the better of me but it seems no one cares and just turns a blind eye to the treatment dished out to me by this, by this, no, I am not going to stoop to his level, I am better than that. Look at the course name, it is a dig at me, maybe not something you will see right off, it is subtle but its there, let me explain.
Take the word Green, what is a shade of green, Emerald, where is known as the Emerald isle, Ireland, who lives in Ireland, Irish people,what nationally am I, Irish what do Irish have a reputation for, Drinking, who drinks a lot, Drunks, whats another word for drunks, Pisshead.
Take the word Stone, what is another word for stone, Rock, are rock hard or soft, Hard, what else gets hard, Dicks, when do dicks not get hard, when someone is Impotent
Take the word River, what is a river, Wet, What else is wet, Tears, when do tears occur, when we Cry, who cries a lot, Babies, what sort of Babies cry the most, what do you get when you mix cry and baby, a Cry-Baby
Now mix those words around a little and you get Impotent Pisshead Cry Baby which is the true name of the course.
I cant write a intro this week, I am to hurt, it is to late for me to change the course so you guys are stuck playing it. Well, I know most of you won't play it, in support of me, and for the two or three people that do play. I hope you never have to deal with this sort of bulling and persecution. As for Pen Bage, I feel so betrayed and I can't take the risk of this happening again, so the scheduler apprenticeship program is closed with immediate effect. Just sent the check for 10,000 euro in the post by the end of the month. See you all next week.
Noooooooo, this can not be, I swore that he would never have a course again here on the Kinetic tour, that he is banned for life. What has Pen done, she has made me look like a fool, like someone that can not be trusted, like someone that goes back on his word, I repeat this can not be. Once that 10,000 deposit is paid, she is off the apprenticeship. How could she not know about out past, about how he refuses to acknowledge my name, how he spread rumors about me being a witch who cursed him in design contest, a man that is just an outright bully to me. I have feeling to you know, I can be hurt, I can cry, I can let me emotions get the better of me but it seems no one cares and just turns a blind eye to the treatment dished out to me by this, by this, no, I am not going to stoop to his level, I am better than that. Look at the course name, it is a dig at me, maybe not something you will see right off, it is subtle but its there, let me explain.
Take the word Green, what is a shade of green, Emerald, where is known as the Emerald isle, Ireland, who lives in Ireland, Irish people,what nationally am I, Irish what do Irish have a reputation for, Drinking, who drinks a lot, Drunks, whats another word for drunks, Pisshead.
Take the word Stone, what is another word for stone, Rock, are rock hard or soft, Hard, what else gets hard, Dicks, when do dicks not get hard, when someone is Impotent
Take the word River, what is a river, Wet, What else is wet, Tears, when do tears occur, when we Cry, who cries a lot, Babies, what sort of Babies cry the most, what do you get when you mix cry and baby, a Cry-Baby
Now mix those words around a little and you get Impotent Pisshead Cry Baby which is the true name of the course.
I cant write a intro this week, I am to hurt, it is to late for me to change the course so you guys are stuck playing it. Well, I know most of you won't play it, in support of me, and for the two or three people that do play. I hope you never have to deal with this sort of bulling and persecution. As for Pen Bage, I feel so betrayed and I can't take the risk of this happening again, so the scheduler apprenticeship program is closed with immediate effect. Just sent the check for 10,000 euro in the post by the end of the month. See you all next week.