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Post by SMIFFYLFC79 on Apr 5, 2015 2:18:32 GMT -5
What we believe to be our tournament winner, due to technical issue, Andi Smith enters, HI ANDI, HOW YOU FEELING?Hi Bob i'm feeling relief if you want the truth. RELIEF, HOW IS THAT?Relief that I have potentially won my 2nd tournament, and got my tag as Chesney Hawkes of my back, SORRY I DON'T GET IT?You know, a 1 hit wonder? OH I SEE, YOUR BEST ROUND OF THE WEEK WAS YOUR LAST, HOW DID IT PLAY OUT?Yes Bob it was, it went as follows, Birdie on 1-4-5-6-9 for -5 @the turn, Birdie on 10-12-15-16-17-18, -6 bck9, bogey free round of 61 -11, absolutely over the moon with that Bob, I would like to congratulate all Top ten players, Mike Ballon especially with his -33 total, great playing. Plus I am now 10-3 up against Tony ' Missed Cut' McGettigan, lol, and 2-0 up if you want to count tournament wins, lol. PLANS FOR NOW ANDI?Yes Bob off to the Cat and Dog for a few beers with Acidman, get them in Acid im on my way, lol. WELL ANDI CONGRATULATIONS AND GOOD LUCK NEXT WEEK AT MAGNOLIA. Thanks Bob lets hope a euro player can bring the green jacket back with them, would you like me to say anything to your twin Bill. NO THANKS ANDI. Ok Bob have a good week next week and I will see you in a fortnight.
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Post by Brionne on Apr 5, 2015 3:39:38 GMT -5
In walks Brionne with a pep in his step
Bob!.. dude.. (bro hug).. how you doing mate? It's been a while
......(Bob looks bewildered.. standing silently.. pondering the fact the #1 just bro hugged him).....
Bob!?... is that a .... ?!... Ah come on... Seriously?.. Don't you dare start crying... Bob... you've been doing so well..
(Sob).. That.. that just meant so much to me...
Relax mate.. Let's get started
Ok, ok.... So why so upbeat?
Well Bob, .... I managed to keep my streak alive..
Streak?
My Euro top 5 streak Bob... This is my 10th consecutive top 5 finish in a Euro event.. But it's not without luck.. Tom Morgan could have peed in my porridge, but had a disastrous final round, ultimately keeping my streak alive.
Good going (fist bump).. Impressive, but..... You're going to lose your WGR #1 this weekend.
Yes I am... (sigh).. Though, I am losing it to Bradley Garcia.. No shame in that... He's swinging a hot stick at the moment and I reckon is the most deserving to hold that crown. My last round 11 under was amazing and limited the damage so I can make a run at him at the Masters. He's also accumulating a ton of top 5s.. I think this is his 8th top 5..
You finished 7 strokes behind Chesney Hawkes...I mean.. Smiffy..
Oh what could have been... I lost my mojo a little this week.. You know... feeling the pressure to stay on top.. posting 2 dbl bogeys in each of the first three rounds as well as a triple bogey in round 3. Round 4 I kept it down to 1 dbl bogey and still managed -11.... Andi Smith and Mike Ballon were impressive.. Their consistently low scoring this week was rather intimidating... Well done to Andi.. He kept his composure and finally took his 2nd win..
Plans now?
Well Bob.. I think I'm gonna go join the boys down at the Cat and Dog for a few ales, turn up the Coyote Ugly sound track and see what happens.. Maybe treat Tom Morgan to a Rib-eye steak... Bone out.... for obvious reasons.. Wanna join?
....Thud.. (Bob faints and slams his head into his mic)
Guess not.... Cheers mate
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