Art VandelayKaraoke Night - Week 3
I remember when I could putt
Pixel golfing was much more fun
Turning in much lower scores
Scoring minus thirties and was holding my own
But this season I am in a slump
Am missing fairways I land in the rough
Though I’m playing with the longest clubs I can
Still my ball comes up short and I’m just off of the green
Well, my pixel golfing is something shocking
Thought I had my game worked out
I rarely missed on the wide fairways
When my tempo was right on
Oh, Lordy, mama, my ball flies right
It’s heading toward that taller grass and
The ball drops down off the cliff and was out of sight
(La, lalalalala…)
But the rounds went by watched my temper rise
Couldn’t seem to dial in my swing just right
Long putts waiting if I got on the green
Dreaming of my wedges or a pitch to three feet
But I face a triple-breaking putt
In my head I’m thinking how in the f*ck?!
Leaning left as the ball rolls past
I really thought the putt would break more than that
Well, my pixel golfing is something shocking
Thought I had my game worked out
A lack of focus on some short putts
And I watch the ball lip out
Oh, Lordy, mama, what has gone wrong
Maybe I need to play PC or
To change controllers maybe it’s worn out, we’ll see
(La, lalalalala…)
I sure hope I turn it around
Feel like I let my teammates down
Maybe I’ll play more this week
Try a different controller and we’ll see what happens
Need to really get this figured out
This season is short and my time’s about out
I hope my teammates can keep bailing me out
And the Bourbon Bandits can manage to stay on top
Well, my pixel golfing is something shocking
Thought I had my game worked out
Last season came to me nat’rally
I was scoring better then
Oh, Lordy, mama my rounds this week
Was all I could do to save par and
Keep my score down in the red numbers this time
(La, lalalalala…)
I really thought round 4 was going to be something special…and then, it wasn’t…hopefully still good enough for match play though
