Post by hmammoth on Aug 18, 2019 5:47:07 GMT -5
Welcome to the final event of the season, the web.com championship. A straight shoot out to see who will become the 2019 web.com champion. A long hard season comes down to this. There are also 15 promotion spots to the Euro tour so plenty to play for throughout the four days. I want to wish everyone competing the very best of luck, with the quality of the field, it will be tough but everyone playing today is here because of their ability and all are in with a chance of victory. Have fun and play well.
Now about this weeks course. It is not the course I wanted to use. I had gotten in contact with the worlds greatest designer( who shall remain nameless to protect his safety) to create a once off, special course just for the finals, a amazing course, the likes which have never been seen on tgctours before. I was so excited for ye guys to play the course but was shocked when I received a message from the admins telling me that I had to use The Mantis. Damn, I thought, why is this. DAM, I thought, that is why. They had gotten their hooks into the admins and by nefarious means, have gotten their course picked for the finals. I was upset, I was angry. I had no choice. I then said to myself, I may have to use the course but nothing can stop me from speaking out. So here is the untold truth about the DAM.
What exactly is DAM I hear you ask. To explain fully, we need to back in time to the wild and crazy days of 2018. A group of average designers were struggling to make decent courses, sure some of them had courses of tour, but that was down to the kindness of the schedulers who felt sorry for them and thought a tour course might encourage them to push themselves to make good courses but they could never find that above average level. The leader of this @vctrylnsprtsgroup aka Victor Lane aka The Goat Father was sitting at home in front of the tv, trying to think of ways to get his name associated with good courses. Despite detailed and meticulous research, I could not find the true identity of this person so I will have to stick with the name Victor Lane for now. Victor was watching The Sopranos when a idea struck him, a way not only to get access to the best courses and designers on tour but also a way to make extra money on the side, waste management. By forming a company that would take away the waste from a course being built, he could see the masters at work and learn from them. It did not work out the way he planned, the work was back breaking, he had little access to the designers, in fact all he really ended up with were dirty ankles because of the company uniform designed by Terry Grayson which consisted of crocs, shorts and a wife beater vest. It was back to sitting in front of the tv for Victor.
Again, Victor started watching The Sopranos when idea number two struck. In a episode, members of the crew were sitting at the entrance of a construction site, eating, drinking, chatting, getting paid for work they were not doing. They were getting credit with none of the effort, their names were down but they were not going in. What if, Victor said to himself, we took that to another level and get our names on the final product, the boss, the designer not just as staff. What followed was a terrifying journey of intimidation, blackmail as designers with something to hide were coerced into creating courses but with out the credit, someone else’s name being given as the designer. The name these people gave themselves, The Dirty Ankle Mafia, a name meant to remind them of the failure of the waste management plan, a name to remind them to never have dirty ankles again. The gang expanded, adding new average designers who wanted their names on good courses. The initiation rites for new members are to disgusting to talk about here, they involve a goat, rubber tubing and some sort of lubricant and lets leave it at that. But they stream their design process I hear you shout. Prerecorded and voice overs, Victors real voice sounds like Donald Duck on helium, have you ever heard that on a stream? What about their fun and friendly society, I hear you say, money laundering I say. It’s a sad state of affairs, young and upcoming designers see the names in lights and want to be part of it but if the admins of tgctours have fallen victim to DAM, I am worried what season six will bring. I shall do my best to keep them away from the Korn Ferry Tour but as you can see sometimes my hands are tied but I shall never stop speaking out, I shall never stop fighting. I shall be a beacon of light for truth and honesty, you can trust in me, I shall never leave you down.
And that is the 100 percent true and accurate reason that The Mantis is being played on tour.
Now about this weeks course. It is not the course I wanted to use. I had gotten in contact with the worlds greatest designer( who shall remain nameless to protect his safety) to create a once off, special course just for the finals, a amazing course, the likes which have never been seen on tgctours before. I was so excited for ye guys to play the course but was shocked when I received a message from the admins telling me that I had to use The Mantis. Damn, I thought, why is this. DAM, I thought, that is why. They had gotten their hooks into the admins and by nefarious means, have gotten their course picked for the finals. I was upset, I was angry. I had no choice. I then said to myself, I may have to use the course but nothing can stop me from speaking out. So here is the untold truth about the DAM.
What exactly is DAM I hear you ask. To explain fully, we need to back in time to the wild and crazy days of 2018. A group of average designers were struggling to make decent courses, sure some of them had courses of tour, but that was down to the kindness of the schedulers who felt sorry for them and thought a tour course might encourage them to push themselves to make good courses but they could never find that above average level. The leader of this @vctrylnsprtsgroup aka Victor Lane aka The Goat Father was sitting at home in front of the tv, trying to think of ways to get his name associated with good courses. Despite detailed and meticulous research, I could not find the true identity of this person so I will have to stick with the name Victor Lane for now. Victor was watching The Sopranos when a idea struck him, a way not only to get access to the best courses and designers on tour but also a way to make extra money on the side, waste management. By forming a company that would take away the waste from a course being built, he could see the masters at work and learn from them. It did not work out the way he planned, the work was back breaking, he had little access to the designers, in fact all he really ended up with were dirty ankles because of the company uniform designed by Terry Grayson which consisted of crocs, shorts and a wife beater vest. It was back to sitting in front of the tv for Victor.
Again, Victor started watching The Sopranos when idea number two struck. In a episode, members of the crew were sitting at the entrance of a construction site, eating, drinking, chatting, getting paid for work they were not doing. They were getting credit with none of the effort, their names were down but they were not going in. What if, Victor said to himself, we took that to another level and get our names on the final product, the boss, the designer not just as staff. What followed was a terrifying journey of intimidation, blackmail as designers with something to hide were coerced into creating courses but with out the credit, someone else’s name being given as the designer. The name these people gave themselves, The Dirty Ankle Mafia, a name meant to remind them of the failure of the waste management plan, a name to remind them to never have dirty ankles again. The gang expanded, adding new average designers who wanted their names on good courses. The initiation rites for new members are to disgusting to talk about here, they involve a goat, rubber tubing and some sort of lubricant and lets leave it at that. But they stream their design process I hear you shout. Prerecorded and voice overs, Victors real voice sounds like Donald Duck on helium, have you ever heard that on a stream? What about their fun and friendly society, I hear you say, money laundering I say. It’s a sad state of affairs, young and upcoming designers see the names in lights and want to be part of it but if the admins of tgctours have fallen victim to DAM, I am worried what season six will bring. I shall do my best to keep them away from the Korn Ferry Tour but as you can see sometimes my hands are tied but I shall never stop speaking out, I shall never stop fighting. I shall be a beacon of light for truth and honesty, you can trust in me, I shall never leave you down.
And that is the 100 percent true and accurate reason that The Mantis is being played on tour.