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Post by Slymas on Feb 16, 2016 8:32:13 GMT -5
Not to sure what you mean but i believe last week its was in the tournamemts section and this week in the tour section so it could be that.
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Post by ABU_Bear on Feb 16, 2016 8:34:01 GMT -5
Why aren't the rounds adding up? The event score is 0 at the start of each round, I don't remember it being this way last week. It was...it always happens when run as a TOUR event. The cumulative score will come at the end of each round when the standings page comes up
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Post by bentfivewood on Feb 16, 2016 13:23:12 GMT -5
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Post by Harry Hates Golf on Feb 16, 2016 18:46:33 GMT -5
Only -5 under par. That’s it. A complete and dismal failure. I don’t know why I even bother anymore. I hate golf. When I woke up this morning, I found myself lying on the floor in front of my widescreen. It was turned off. So was my Playstation. They’re on that power-saving mode nonsense. My eyes darted around the room, but I didn’t see any fire damage or general vandalism. That was good. I sat up, letting the pains that screeched throughout my body subside until I got to my feet. My overall condition by the end of Round 1 On my feet, I took a moment to make sure I was still in one piece. Disheveled, maybe even bruised, but I didn’t think any bones were broken. The green plaid golf knickers I was wearing were completely trashed, covered in whiskey stains and cigarette burns. The dark green Izod polo shirt I had on was in the same condition. I remembered that I had on argyle socks too, but now my feet were bare. I didn’t have any idea were my socks were, and that worried me. A good pair of argyle socks can run you up to fifty bucks. That isn’t chump change. I stumbled to my DX Racer gaming chair and sat down. My little gaming table was still next to the chair, which was good. On it was my ashtray, which was filled with the filth of dead cigarette butts. Next to the ashtray was a crumpled pack of cigarettes. I immediately grabbed it, hoping to find a cigarette. My eyes almost began to weep with joy when I found a couple cigarettes. They were crushed, but still smoke-able. I took a cigarette and jammed it in the corner of my mouth. The lighter that I bought yesterday was on the little gaming table too, next to the ashtray. I smiled with relief, pleased that retribution had been kind to me and had not taken my cigarette lighter. I “flicked the bic” a couple of times and lit my cigarette, dragging deeply off it. That’s when I noticed the empty whiskey bottle. The whiskey bottle was lying out in the backyard, unbroken and empty. I could see it through the window. Also lying out there way my whiskey glass and my ice bucket. I must have thrown all of them through the window sometime during the night, probably in a fit of rage. I already knew I didn’t break the window, though. I always leave the window open. I have a tendency of throwing objects out of it. Glasses, bottles, controllers, and so on. I would pick it all up later, when I was more stable on my feet. Right now, all I wanted to do was sit there and smoke my cigarette. I could feel it coming. I could feel all the images of Fossmill coming back. Like hammer-strikes on metal, the memories of Fossmill Golf Course started slamming my brain. I don’t remember much after Hole #14. I was hitting the whiskey from the start of the round, suffering its burn in between my sobbing, and I pretty much blacked out by the time I reached Hole #14. I do remember trees at Fossmill, though. Lots of trees. Like a whole bunch of trees. And it seemed like the trees were made of magnets and my golf ball was made of steel. I say that because I remember my golf balls slamming off the bark of what seemed like every damn tree. I probably would have gone out into my backyard and chopped down the couple of trees back there, but I was too involved with the game. I remember screaming at my trees in the backyard by the time I reached Hole #6. It wasn't their fault. They were only trees. Leafy houses for birds. But they kept getting in the way of my golf balls, and I hated them for that. Trees are just so pretty! Hole #8 was so cute to me. It had such a cute little sloping green. It’s just so peachy fun spending twenty minutes reading a green. Hmmm, let me see. Uphill, to the right, over backwards, near left, on the center, downhill after first uphill tier. Oh yes, ripping grand fun. Who needs prostitutes or roller coasters when you can have fun like that! And the best part for me is when you spend all that time reading the green, and you STILL BOGEY! When I lipped the cup and bogeyed on Hole #8, I cried out in pure happiness. Now, others who may have heard me might have thought I was screaming in anguish, like rabid rodents were chewing on my thighs, but they would be wrong. I was happy! I was like a kid on Christmas day! After finishing Hole #8, I knew I was going to be giggling all night. "Whatchu mean anuther slopin' green...." Also, I decided that when I am playing Round 2, I am going to bring a metal detector. I’m going to bring one since I’m always “heading towards the beach”. Seems the only time I don’t hear the phrase is when there aren't any bunkers around. But I’m not upset in the least because I’m always landing in every single bunker that’s out there. Oh no, it’s a complete riot when I do land right in the middle of a bunker. It's just so much fun. Every time I hear John the Announcer say “Heading towards the beach, not the good kind” I almost pee myself from giggling so hard. I hear that, and I know the good times are coming. John the Announcer is now my ringtone, too. Every time someone is stupid enough to call me, John the Announcer says, "Looks like the deep stuff for you!" Bunker, Bunker, here and there....Bunker, Bunker, Everywhere!!!! Well, I may not remember the entire round, but I do remember that I had such a GOOD time. Luckily, I was smart enough to write down my final score of 67. Where did I write it down? On my arm. In permanent ink. I guess I wanted a memento. When I felt rested enough, I got up from my gamer chair and showered. Some people called who were in need of my services, so I drove out and did some work. But now I am back, and I got another bottle of whiskey and some more packs of cigarette. I’m ready for Round 2. Oh yeah, I’m ready. And it’s going to get ugly. I know that already. But there is no fear in me, because tonight I have my good luck charm. I took a 3” nail and hammered a picture onto the wall next to my widescreen. It’s a picture of Bing Crosby. He is going to be my guiding light. His smile will be my beacon through the darkness of Fossmill Golf Course. I’m coming for you Fossmill, and I’m bringing Bing with me. "My golfing is woeful, but I never will surrender"
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Post by Roberto Busatto on Feb 17, 2016 8:24:14 GMT -5
I officially trashed my B card in the 3rd round (74, +2) I made mistakes all over, from tee to green, so I'm fine with the verdict and I will play again in CCC next week... 4th round went a little better and I finished -17 for the tourney...
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2016 8:32:55 GMT -5
Harry, you missed your calling. You should have been a writer. LOL.
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Post by Harry Hates Golf on Feb 18, 2016 16:17:58 GMT -5
-3 under par on Round 2 at Fossmill. I know that was my score because it shows on the scorecard I submitted to the TGC Tour page. I don’t remember submitting it. I don’t remember a lot of things that transpired during the last day. I do remember starting the second round at Fossmill (also known as Dante’s 6th circle of hell), but it pretty much blurs together after that. Ready for another round at FossmillI do have some vague memories of moments. I remember ripping to shreds the picture of Bing Crosby, sobbing of how he had forsaken me. I remember trying to order a pizza over the phone, only to end up screaming about how there was so much water on the golf course (they hung up on me, of course, so I ended up eating some beef jerky I had in the house). I remember my neighbor coming to my front door to ask me if everything was all right, and me muttering something about Walt Disney’s body being in a cryogenic state. Waiting for WaltYeah, it pretty much becomes all hazy other than those moments. More will come to me when I come down from this crazed state, but for now I have to keep my nerves on edge. There is still two more rounds to go at Fossmill, and as anyone knows when they are gaming, you got to stay frosty.
It’s Round 3 at Fossmill, and I got more whiskey, cigarettes, and beef jerky.
Heartburn, here I come!
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Post by ABU_Bear on Feb 19, 2016 1:03:19 GMT -5
Currently in an exemption spot for next week. Looking good to secure my permanent CC-B card and have a shot at my CC-A card next week Onward and Upward Leading the charge for The CC-Bandidos!!!
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Post by pablo on Feb 19, 2016 1:13:39 GMT -5
Currently in an exemption spot for next week. Looking good to secure my permanent CC-B card and have a shot at my CC-A card next week Onward and Upward Leading the charge for The CC-Bandidos!!! Already told ya Jim, I hope you are the top exempt player. Those 15 shots could give me CC-B card. I don't think my +1 in round 4 gives my an exemption, but if I could take my card. If not, the next week is looking interesting for me at Drayton Lakes. Anyway, the bandidos are on fire for sure
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Post by ABU_Bear on Feb 19, 2016 1:15:50 GMT -5
Currently in an exemption spot for next week. Looking good to secure my permanent CC-B card and have a shot at my CC-A card next week Onward and Upward Leading the charge for The CC-Bandidos!!! Already told ya Jim, I hope you are the top exempt player. Those 15 shots could give me CC-B card. I don't think my +1 in round 4 gives my an exemption, but if I could take my card. If not, the next week is looking interesting for me at Drayton Lakes. Anyway, the bandidos are on fire for sure You never know....top exempt right now is leading the event..but we don't know what he hit in the 4th round...I shot a -10 so you know where my score is compared to yours. Fingers crossed....I know you guys got my back should I have to go a week alone up in CC-A
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Post by pablo on Feb 19, 2016 1:24:40 GMT -5
Already told ya Jim, I hope you are the top exempt player. Those 15 shots could give me CC-B card. I don't think my +1 in round 4 gives my an exemption, but if I could take my card. If not, the next week is looking interesting for me at Drayton Lakes. Anyway, the bandidos are on fire for sure You never know....top exempt right now is leading the event..but we don't know what he hit in the 4th round...I shot a -10 so you know where my score is compared to yours. Fingers crossed....I know you guys got my back should I have to go a week alone up in CC-A I climbed a lot the last weeks, i was in cc-e and a monte later I'm fighting for cc-a. I could take a break of a week, and coming back for more next week. With a -42 postes in practice tour in drayton, i think i can do really well next week. And I did not forget my promise to kick your ass Jim!
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Post by ABU_Bear on Feb 19, 2016 1:45:40 GMT -5
You never know....top exempt right now is leading the event..but we don't know what he hit in the 4th round...I shot a -10 so you know where my score is compared to yours. Fingers crossed....I know you guys got my back should I have to go a week alone up in CC-A I climbed a lot the last weeks, i was in cc-e and a monte later I'm fighting for cc-a. I could take a break of a week, and coming back for more next week. With a -42 postes in practice tour in drayton, i think i can do really well next week. And I did not forget my promise to kick your ass Jim! A good swift kick in the ass is needed once in a while I could be in trouble at Drayton...doesn't play well for me at all....the easy one's usually don't
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Post by pablo on Feb 19, 2016 1:46:16 GMT -5
I climbed a lot the last weeks, i was in cc-e and a monte later I'm fighting for cc-a. I could take a break of a week, and coming back for more next week. With a -42 postes in practice tour in drayton, i think i can do really well next week. And I did not forget my promise to kick your ass Jim! A good swift kick in the ass is needed once in a while For sure!!!
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Post by crushtastic on Feb 19, 2016 5:35:14 GMT -5
So, I scored 63,66,65,63. An overall -31. Missed a few birdie chances in the last round and almost had a hole in one (hit the pin). Eagerly awaiting the final round results, might just have a slight chance to win.
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Post by bogeyman on Feb 19, 2016 6:12:49 GMT -5
So, I scored 63,66,65,63. An overall -31. Missed a few birdie chances in the last round and almost had a hole in one (hit the pin). Eagerly awaiting the final round results, might just have a slight chance to win. Nervously waiting. Yeah I'm familiar with that. All the best anyway. Which part of Oz you from Jason?
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