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Post by Harry Hates Golf on Oct 5, 2016 6:45:31 GMT -5
He had no choice. That's what they will say when I'm gone. Any bastard who ever lifted a golf club over his shoulders knows what I am talking about. That pitiful dream that eludes us. We sit for hours dreaming about it, hearing the sounds of the club face smacking the dimpled ball, the rushing of air as it sails through the sky. the thumping on the wet turf, and finally, the echoed clunking of the ball as it rolls into the cup. Yes, the dream of the Hole-In-One. You may chip in from the fringe to save par. You may pitch the shot to achieve a solid eagle. You may bust a three hundred drive off the tee. Yet, it's the Hole-In-One that they will remember you for. It is one of life's moments, the good kind. It is like when you wake up in the morning, and the beautiful woman you slept with the night before comes into the bedroom, wearing your dress shirt, bringing you a cigarette and a cup of espresso. Goddamn, life is good then. So you will understand why I did it. Why I sold my soul for a Hole-In-One. Hell may baptize me with flames, but at least I have a Hole-In-One. Time for my woman to bring me a cigarette and an espresso.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2016 6:48:29 GMT -5
And just another reason why this site is so damn awesome.
This man will burn in hell for all eternity and yet still chooses to share with us his moment of gleeful triumph.
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Post by bogeyman on Oct 5, 2016 7:24:05 GMT -5
Great to see you back Harry. Getting great feedback on McEllis Salt Flats. The Seniors are enjoying it
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Post by andybarrell on Oct 5, 2016 8:54:56 GMT -5
Nice one and a fantastic video to boot
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Post by digsb on Oct 5, 2016 13:32:11 GMT -5
Harry's back
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Post by statelyowl on Oct 6, 2016 2:04:04 GMT -5
I'd sell my soul for an Albatross on a Par 5, seems much harder plus already got 1 Ace!
Love the vid, legend!
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