Post by Pugtrubble on Dec 11, 2015 16:19:15 GMT -5
Update : -
11/12/15 - Well 10 days have now elapsed since our preliminary investigations have uncovered, amongst other things, that what really matters in relation to true consistency on TGCTours is PUTTING !!
All files have been unlocked and continue to be trawled through with new and unexpected facts emerging day by day. For instance there is actually no truth to the rumour as to how TROWELHEAD got his name TROWELHEAD, however, having said that he is renowned for excellent stroke and tempo which usually results in a smooth finish outcome - a factor that should not go unnoticed when observing his putting skills when in full flow. Sometimes confused with falling asleep at the wheel a very smooth tempo should be something that we all better appreciate and strive to master, preferably while awake !
Putting is what it is all about so what about the science. Using feet and inches we can offer a few useful tips based on freedom of information clauses released just in the past few days. No 1 and No 8 legal representatives, it must be said, continue to put a block on full disclosure, however, through a combination of litigation loopholes, piecing the jigsaw and simple presumptive math, we can without fear of contention reveal the following : -
1) Black holes - by having the ability to pin point black holes on the green is is invariably possible to accurately rendezvous with the hole by bending pixels and time. The following points will explain this in simple terms.
2) We have uncovered that "lag" during the round is in fact due to black hole opening and closure events on any or several of the greens while you are playing on the course.
3) We have invariably begun background secondary investigatory work, foot work, on which golfers are mostly playing on courses where lagging is experienced ? Very interesting trend data thus far we can confirm !!
4) Putt missing by the hole on your screen but falling into the hole on your opponent's screen is non verifiable evidence of such events - we are still pulling jigsaw pieces together on this one.
5) Who possesses black hole opening and closing technology ?
6) The clandestine use of this technology in a matter of seconds and at low frequency can easily go unnoticed, but not by US !!
7) Such actions are clearly linked to aliens and their co-conspirators who undoubtedly happen to show the trait of being impatient aliens, the ones that constantly moan in general or more specifically perhaps might moan about other honest, handsome, intelligent, patient and babe magnet golfers whom they pressurise by labelling as slow players. Just cos we can't access black holes willy nilly !!!
8) There definitely would appear to be a strong correlation also between feet and inches in 3D to the naked eye but we have uncovered evidence of 4D math equation balancing. What hope have us humans on 2D screens ?
We continue to pursue trails of investigation along all of the 8 summary points above and we vow to revert with updates to TGC members just as soon as all new information becomes known to our team and has been cleared by our legal team.
The truth shall out and with that in mind be assured that any TGC members found to be in cohuuts with these conspirators have much to fear. They know who they are and soon, so will all of us, just sayin like !!!
Until our next definitive update.
Have fun looking for dem holes !