Utah Championship@ Old King Clancy
Jun 3, 2024 9:24:26 GMT -5
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Post by hmammoth on Jun 3, 2024 9:24:26 GMT -5
I am sure many of you have hear the nursery rhyme Old King Cole but I bet many of you have not heard of his son, Old King Clancy, the history books have tended to leave King Clancy out as he was not the greatest king in the world but through intensive research, I discovered the Old King Clancy was jealous of his father and the famous nursery rhyme and had one commissioned about himself. It was believed to been lost over time but I discovered the one surviving copy of it and for the first time in hundreds of years, it can be read by you the public, showing once again, that the kinetic is not just about golf, but about history, culture and education.
In a kingdom from times medieval,
Ruled Clancy, a king most uncivil.
With manners so lewd,
His thoughts often crude,
He'd make even knights turn quite evil.
He'd sit on his throne with a leer,
And chase all the maidens in fear.
He'd grope and he'd grab,
With a laugh most uncab,
Leaving all in the court feeling queer.
His breath reeked of ale and of lust,
With habits that no one could trust.
He'd whisper obscene,
With a grin most unclean,
While his nobles would shudder in disgust.
His robes were all tattered and torn,
With tales of his conquests well-worn.
He'd never once care,
About the rumors in air,
As he left every lady forlorn.
King Clancy, the realm's rank disgrace,
Wore his filth like a crown's fine lace.
He'd cackle and chase,
Till they all left the place,
But he’d never once clean his own face.
This weeks course is named after Old King Clancy and is designed by Blindbeard who it turns out is a direct descendant of the king himself, now I don't know if his manners and behavior matches his ancestor and using a designer whose has blind in his name might not be the best thing but lets see how it goes, good luck and have fun all.
In a kingdom from times medieval,
Ruled Clancy, a king most uncivil.
With manners so lewd,
His thoughts often crude,
He'd make even knights turn quite evil.
He'd sit on his throne with a leer,
And chase all the maidens in fear.
He'd grope and he'd grab,
With a laugh most uncab,
Leaving all in the court feeling queer.
His breath reeked of ale and of lust,
With habits that no one could trust.
He'd whisper obscene,
With a grin most unclean,
While his nobles would shudder in disgust.
His robes were all tattered and torn,
With tales of his conquests well-worn.
He'd never once care,
About the rumors in air,
As he left every lady forlorn.
King Clancy, the realm's rank disgrace,
Wore his filth like a crown's fine lace.
He'd cackle and chase,
Till they all left the place,
But he’d never once clean his own face.
This weeks course is named after Old King Clancy and is designed by Blindbeard who it turns out is a direct descendant of the king himself, now I don't know if his manners and behavior matches his ancestor and using a designer whose has blind in his name might not be the best thing but lets see how it goes, good luck and have fun all.
