Post by hmammoth on Apr 15, 2024 9:41:35 GMT -5
Over time, everything changes, jobs from the past don’t exist anymore, behaviours from the past are considered rude, methods of communication have taking away the act of communication where people used to talk to each other with many communicating with the written word instead of the spoken word. The written word has also changed though, in the past it used to be on paper, posted in letters on stationary of many different types, now words have been shortened and read on a screen. The knock on effect of this, less paper, less paper companies and the end of Dunder Mifflin Paper Company, a once proud paper company who struggled to keep up with the pace of technology and who had to change their business type to stay afloat. Mifflin left but Dunder had ideas, and one of these ideas was to merge with the Berg sporting company and from this merger, come Dunderberg Golf Club, designed and created by JickinWings ,this golf club brought new standards to the world of golf.Dunder was a loyal man, loyal to his staff that stuck by him for years, so he brought the staff of Dunder Mifflin to help run, Dunderberg Golf Club, so lets met some of these staff shall we.
Michael Scott, is the General Manager of the Dunderberg golf course, bringing years of management experience with him, Michael has transformed the way golf clubs are run. He has introduced theme days to the world of golf, such as "Tropical Luau Day," complete with fake palm trees and Hawaiian shirts, despite the fact that the golf course is located nowhere near the tropics. He has introduced golf clinics with The Great Michael Scott, where despite never having played the game, he he offers tips and tricks to aspiring golfers. The clinic takes place on the driving range of the Dunder Mifflin golf course, with Michael positioned at the center of attention on a makeshift stage adorned with banners proclaiming him as "The Great Michael Scott." Rows of folding chairs are set up for the attendees, along with a small table displaying Michael's collection of branded merchandise, including hats, visors, and golf balls. Michael has prepared a detailed agenda for the clinic, complete with PowerPoint slides (which he insists on calling "PowerGolf" presentations) outlining his revolutionary approach to the game such as "The Art of the Swing": Michael demonstrates his signature golf swing technique, which he claims is a hybrid of Tiger Woods and Happy Gilmore. He encourages participants to mimic his exaggerated movements, much to the amusement of onlookers. "Putting Like a Pro": Michael shares his secrets for mastering the putting green, including his patented "Stare of Intimidation" technique, which involves glaring intensely at the golf ball until it obediently rolls into the hole. "Course Management 101": Michael offers tips on navigating the golf course with finesse, such as avoiding water hazards by "visualizing a force field" around your ball and steering clear of sand traps with a well-timed "sandcastle-building distraction."
Michael has made Dunderberg Golf Club, the first golf club to host a bring your pet to golf course day. A experience never to be forgotten for all who attended. While some golfers arrive with well-behaved dogs on leashes, others take the opportunity to bring a menagerie of unconventional pets, including cats, birds, and even a pot-bellied pig. The course quickly becomes a cacophony of barking, squawking, and meowing as the pets vie for attention and explore their new surroundings.
Next up we have the Assistant to the Manager and Director of Operations Dwight Schrute. Dwight takes charge of the daily operations of the golf course, ensuring everything runs smoothly from sunrise to sunset. He arrives early each morning to inspect the grounds, check in with the groundskeeping crew, and make sure all equipment is in working order. Dwight often incorporates elements of his family's beet farm into his role at the golf course. He's known to extol the virtues of beet-based energy drinks to golfers, insisting they provide a superior source of sustenance for peak performance on the course. True to his paranoid nature, Dwight implements various security measures to protect the golf course from potential threats. He installs motion-activated sensors around the perimeter, conducts regular "security sweeps" of the grounds, and even enlists the help of Mose, his cousin, to patrol the premises on horseback. So you know that you, your property are safe at Dunderberg Golf Course.
Dunderberg also has a golf pro waiting to help and teach people new to the game. Jim Halpert was chosen for this role mostly because he's one of the few employees who can actually play golf. Unfortunately, because of a personality clash with Dwight, there can be at times, tension among the staff which is not helped by Jim’s plans to upset Dwight any time he can. So do not be surprised if you hear fake announcements on the course intercom system such as Jim could announcing absurd rule changes or course closures that send Dwight into a frenzy like when he announced or that the course is temporarily closed for a "beet inspection" by Schrute Farms. Jim has also hired look-alikes to dress up as Dwight, mimicking his every move and causing Dwight to question his own sanity as he encounters multiple "Dwights" throughout the course. Jim has also pretended to have an invisible caddy named "Tom" who offers him advice and assistance during their rounds of golf. Dwight's frustration would reach new heights as he tries to comprehend how Jim is playing so well with an imaginary caddy.
Jim’s wife Pam is in charge of the pro shop at Dunderberg Golf Club. Pam's creative talents shine through in her role at the golf course, whether it's designing eye-catching displays for the pro shop or crafting themed decorations for special events. Her artistic flair adds a touch of elegance and charm to the Dunder Mifflin golfing experience which is badly needed considering some of the item that Michel insists the shop sells, like "World's Best Boss" Golf Balls: from when Michael decided to capitalize on his self-proclaimed title by commissioning a limited edition set of golf balls emblazoned with the words "World's Best Boss" in bold lettering. Inspired by one of his favourite catchphrases, Michael has introduced a line of golf tees with the words "That's What She Said" printed on them. He insists that they add a touch of humour to every tee shot. The shop also sells, "Prison Mike" Visors, designed to strike fear into opponents on the golf course. Michael has also designed scorecards based on his movie "Threat Level Midnight," featuring scenes and characters from the film. All are available to kinetic players this week with a 20 percent discount for any one paying with Schrute Bucks.
After playing your rounds this week, why not pay a visit to our snack bar run by Kevin Malone where you can taste his world famous chilli straight from the kitchen floor. If that is not to your taste, Kevin has introduced healthy smoothies to the menu at the clubhouse snack bar, combining ingredients like ingredients like broccoli, mustard, and leftover pizza. Or try his fruit salad massacre complete with bruised bananas, squished strawberries, and melon rinds scattered everywhere.
So welcome to Dunderberg Golf Club, and experience a week on Kinetic like never before, a new experience in golf, that only the kinetic tour is brave enough to bring to you, have fun and good luck.
Michael Scott, is the General Manager of the Dunderberg golf course, bringing years of management experience with him, Michael has transformed the way golf clubs are run. He has introduced theme days to the world of golf, such as "Tropical Luau Day," complete with fake palm trees and Hawaiian shirts, despite the fact that the golf course is located nowhere near the tropics. He has introduced golf clinics with The Great Michael Scott, where despite never having played the game, he he offers tips and tricks to aspiring golfers. The clinic takes place on the driving range of the Dunder Mifflin golf course, with Michael positioned at the center of attention on a makeshift stage adorned with banners proclaiming him as "The Great Michael Scott." Rows of folding chairs are set up for the attendees, along with a small table displaying Michael's collection of branded merchandise, including hats, visors, and golf balls. Michael has prepared a detailed agenda for the clinic, complete with PowerPoint slides (which he insists on calling "PowerGolf" presentations) outlining his revolutionary approach to the game such as "The Art of the Swing": Michael demonstrates his signature golf swing technique, which he claims is a hybrid of Tiger Woods and Happy Gilmore. He encourages participants to mimic his exaggerated movements, much to the amusement of onlookers. "Putting Like a Pro": Michael shares his secrets for mastering the putting green, including his patented "Stare of Intimidation" technique, which involves glaring intensely at the golf ball until it obediently rolls into the hole. "Course Management 101": Michael offers tips on navigating the golf course with finesse, such as avoiding water hazards by "visualizing a force field" around your ball and steering clear of sand traps with a well-timed "sandcastle-building distraction."
Michael has made Dunderberg Golf Club, the first golf club to host a bring your pet to golf course day. A experience never to be forgotten for all who attended. While some golfers arrive with well-behaved dogs on leashes, others take the opportunity to bring a menagerie of unconventional pets, including cats, birds, and even a pot-bellied pig. The course quickly becomes a cacophony of barking, squawking, and meowing as the pets vie for attention and explore their new surroundings.
Next up we have the Assistant to the Manager and Director of Operations Dwight Schrute. Dwight takes charge of the daily operations of the golf course, ensuring everything runs smoothly from sunrise to sunset. He arrives early each morning to inspect the grounds, check in with the groundskeeping crew, and make sure all equipment is in working order. Dwight often incorporates elements of his family's beet farm into his role at the golf course. He's known to extol the virtues of beet-based energy drinks to golfers, insisting they provide a superior source of sustenance for peak performance on the course. True to his paranoid nature, Dwight implements various security measures to protect the golf course from potential threats. He installs motion-activated sensors around the perimeter, conducts regular "security sweeps" of the grounds, and even enlists the help of Mose, his cousin, to patrol the premises on horseback. So you know that you, your property are safe at Dunderberg Golf Course.
Dunderberg also has a golf pro waiting to help and teach people new to the game. Jim Halpert was chosen for this role mostly because he's one of the few employees who can actually play golf. Unfortunately, because of a personality clash with Dwight, there can be at times, tension among the staff which is not helped by Jim’s plans to upset Dwight any time he can. So do not be surprised if you hear fake announcements on the course intercom system such as Jim could announcing absurd rule changes or course closures that send Dwight into a frenzy like when he announced or that the course is temporarily closed for a "beet inspection" by Schrute Farms. Jim has also hired look-alikes to dress up as Dwight, mimicking his every move and causing Dwight to question his own sanity as he encounters multiple "Dwights" throughout the course. Jim has also pretended to have an invisible caddy named "Tom" who offers him advice and assistance during their rounds of golf. Dwight's frustration would reach new heights as he tries to comprehend how Jim is playing so well with an imaginary caddy.
Jim’s wife Pam is in charge of the pro shop at Dunderberg Golf Club. Pam's creative talents shine through in her role at the golf course, whether it's designing eye-catching displays for the pro shop or crafting themed decorations for special events. Her artistic flair adds a touch of elegance and charm to the Dunder Mifflin golfing experience which is badly needed considering some of the item that Michel insists the shop sells, like "World's Best Boss" Golf Balls: from when Michael decided to capitalize on his self-proclaimed title by commissioning a limited edition set of golf balls emblazoned with the words "World's Best Boss" in bold lettering. Inspired by one of his favourite catchphrases, Michael has introduced a line of golf tees with the words "That's What She Said" printed on them. He insists that they add a touch of humour to every tee shot. The shop also sells, "Prison Mike" Visors, designed to strike fear into opponents on the golf course. Michael has also designed scorecards based on his movie "Threat Level Midnight," featuring scenes and characters from the film. All are available to kinetic players this week with a 20 percent discount for any one paying with Schrute Bucks.
After playing your rounds this week, why not pay a visit to our snack bar run by Kevin Malone where you can taste his world famous chilli straight from the kitchen floor. If that is not to your taste, Kevin has introduced healthy smoothies to the menu at the clubhouse snack bar, combining ingredients like ingredients like broccoli, mustard, and leftover pizza. Or try his fruit salad massacre complete with bruised bananas, squished strawberries, and melon rinds scattered everywhere.
So welcome to Dunderberg Golf Club, and experience a week on Kinetic like never before, a new experience in golf, that only the kinetic tour is brave enough to bring to you, have fun and good luck.
