Abaco Classic@Stono Beach Club

[hmammoth]

Happy Christmas everyone and boy do I have a Christmas present for all of you. This week we are heading to Stono Beach Club by trailducker .Now I hear you say to yourself, isn't that course part of the major design contest and aren't they really meant to be focused on plat level courses. Yes, is the simple answer to that and when I let it known I was planning to use it on Kinetic, the play schedulers were like, you can't do that, those courses are meant for us. NOOOOOO, I shouted, my people(thats you guys) deserve to play harder courses with tougher set ups to, it is their right as a pro tour player and I look after my peoples rights(Still you guys). I am putting my foot down and using this course for the kinetic, it is my Christmas present to them, and with that, I put my foot down so hard, it shook the schedulers mansion and 10 of the admins portraits that hang on every wall in the mansion fell to the ground. Thats how strong I felt in giving my people( I am sure you have figured out who they are by now) this gift. So you are all very welcome and I can not wait for tomorrow morning so I can head down to the mail warehourse to see all the gifts to you have sent to me. So again, happy Christmas, have fun and good luck.

[hmammoth]

While I was writing that intro, I got a phone call to go meet someone and collect some vegetables, see this is what happens when you give staff a extra day off, don't worry though, I shall make them pay when it is time for them to get back to work, having a man of my reputation and stature been seeing carrying brussels sprouts is downright embarrassing. What I was going to talk about was about this week's designer Tyson(not a serial killer)Staab, also known as trailducker. You see, Mr Staab is a lover of the outdoors but a hater of rules, a true maestro of trail evasion. Tyson isn't your run-of-the-mill hiker; he was the virtuoso of veering, the connoisseur of detours, and the wizard of woodland wanderings. So much so, in that the other schedulers started to call him trailducker. Tyson possesses an innate ability to detect trails from miles away, and like a mischievous sprite, he would purposefully swerve away, embarking on his own wild odyssey. If the map said "follow the path," Tyson would declare, "Path? What path?" and venture into the uncharted.Trails to him, are mere suggestions, like a culinary recipe he could improvise at will. If the sign says left, Tyson goes right. If the map points north, you will find Tyson heading south with a mischievous grin on his face.

But Tyson's trail-avoidance antics are not just confined to hiking alone. Oh no, this trailblazer transcended the bounds of convention. Escalators became his kinetic(see what I did there, i am so smart) playground, sidewalks his canvas for urban dance, and queues—well, queues were merely an abstract concept to Tyson, who weaved through them like a carefree breeze. Tyson believes the greatest adventures are found when you dare to take the road less taken, so does that mantra also come into play with his designing, is there a road less taken to the pin this week on kinetic, should you always take driver of the tee, left side of the fairway or right, you have to decide, maybe this is the week to become  trail duckers yourselves, again, good luck all and have a great Christmas.

[blueblood1995]

Well Happy f'ing Christmas to the Kinetic players !! Amazing what happens when the wind picks up and the greens are running faster on the stimp. As they say in the classics... "A week is a long time in the world of virtual golf !!"