Oregon Open@Wynn Encore

[hmammoth]

I know it says we are playing the Oregon Open this week but that is a ruse, a little bit of deception because this is week is the annual kinetic tours visit to Vegas for a week of sex, drugs, rock and roll, or show tunes if that is what you prefer. This is a once a year event, fully paid for by the kinetic tour as a thank you to all you people that ply your trade here, a week where the hookers are free, the drugs free flowing and if you want, you can play in the golf event as well at the fantastic Wynn Encore by freternick. Just keep it quiet, you may not want your other half to know what is going on this week. This week has been so popular here on the kinetic over the years, there has been some stories to come out of these trips. Who can forget when a certain kinetic player tried to enter a casino balls naked claiming Jesus told him to gamble naked. Or the player that decided he wanted a collection of thongs from as many different hookers as possible, if I remember correctly, he had a fairly decent number before he asked the wrong person, but he did say the week he spent in hospital was worth it. We have had at least 7 unexpected marriages, 4 of those were already married to make it more fun. We have had a countless number of arrests for drunken behavior, you know the sort of thing, people getting bored of golf and driving the golf cart down a highway looking for a bar, there has been a couple of arrests for lewd behavior with inflatables in swimming pools,just all part of the fun of the Vegas golf trip. Now there is a contract you have to sign before you go, don't worry about that or the fine print, it just standard stuff and pay no attention to the kinetic staff with cameras that are filming everything, that is just so we can make a video montage of the trip, it's not like we are going to blackmail anyone with the footage to cover the cost of the trip and to make a little profit as well. This week is all about you, so get out there, have fun, have lots of fun, the sort of fun you might normally not take part in, just go wild and if you play golf, good luck.

[Pen Knight]

I was rolling pretty good in the first round.
10 under with an 8 foot birdie putt on 18.
I blew it past the hole and missed the comeback.
Nice Bogie to put me at 9 under par.
Second round went better with no bogies.
12 under to put me at 21 under par at the midway point.
Better score compared to what I did in CC this week.
Thankfully, I did not have to post that CC score in Happy Tee Friends.
But my Brew Crew Bandit Brothers had to take the hit.
I live in Vegas, by the way, but I never played this course.
Too Old for Real Life Golf these days.
Oof!

[Pen Knight]

Practiced 3rd round conditions and put up a 14 under par.
Took a break and came back an hour or so later.
Officially shot (-9) and (-7) to put me at 37 under for the tournament.
I could feel a difference with the nerves compared to the practice round which felt much looser.
Most likely earn a green ball or two.
Fingers Crossed.

[hmammoth]

Well played, it was not a easy week but it sounds like you handled the conditions pretty well.

[jimmyjetstar]

Well it looks like my Kinetic days are done. I actually lasted a little longer than I thought I would (8weeks).I played this course pretty good in practice but never could do anything when it counted. CC-A here I come.

[hmammoth]

Jul 6, 2023 14:06:29 GMT -5 jimmyjetstar said:

Well it looks like my Kinetic days are done. I actually lasted a little longer than I thought I would (8weeks).I played this course pretty good in practice but never could do anything when it counted. CC-A here I come.

We will keep your locker for when you return, you made it here once, you can again.