Nebraska Championship@The Sonoran
Jun 18, 2023 8:47:50 GMT -5
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Post by hmammoth on Jun 18, 2023 8:47:50 GMT -5
This week on Kinetic we head to The Sonoran by HoneyBadgerHacker and if that name sounds familiar to you, well, you would be right, it is the same designer of the course that was used last week. Why are we playing a course by the same designer two weeks in a row I hear you ask.Its pretty simple, there are two main ways to get a course on Kinetic, either pay me lots of money, or threaten to take away lots of my money. During the week I was called into the head office in tgctours tower and handed a letter, this is what the letter said.
Dear Customer Relations,
I am writing for the attention of your tgctours member experience team. I am definitely a member,(I am a big member in fact, I play, design, review, there are not that many people that are as big a member as me), and believe me, you didn’t fail in providing me with an experience. Last week I was delighted to have one of my courses featured on the tours, sure it was only going to be on the kinetic which every one knows is the worst tour on tgctours, I read this on the forums so it must be true but still, getting a course on tour is still a honor. I was excited to see how everyone would enjoy my course and on the first day of the event, I eagerly to opened up the forums to see if anyone had said anything. I was shocked with what I read, at first I thought it was a joke but the more I read, the more hurt I became. Your so called scheduler basicly accused me of being mad, insane and gave the impression I was downright crazy. I refute these claims completely, in fact I have a special hat made of tin foil that blocks the waves of energy sent by 5g phones that is used by governments to send messages to the their people brains which can cause craziness, because of this had, it is impossible for me to be mad, insane or both.
It was also implied that I was a loner without any friends, again something I can disprove. In fact two of my friends are royalty with them being princes in Nigeria. Myself, Prince Mustapha Shag and Prince KahnU Suc Mecuk are going to build a world class golf resort in Nigeria once the money I sent them to purchase the land clears the department of Foreign Money Investment. We are in contact daily and they kindly keep me updated in what fees and taxes to pay so I do not get scammed by a less than scrupulous person, just the sort of thing a real friend would do, would a loner have friends like that, I think not.
During the week of the event, I decided to approach this Mr Sheehan to discuss what he wrote about me, Unfortunately, in the main part due to him being a child, and forgetting to bring his mother to work, he was not able to string two sentences together on his own,I got no satisfaction and no matter how often I stamped my feet, jumped and screamed he did not comply with my wishes. In fact it seemed to just make him angry and he got so aggressive I can only assume he had accidentally inserted something sharp into somewhere private and been unable to remove it before he came to the course that day. I felt threatened at my own golf course and even more so when he called a security guard over to remove me the area, a man so angry all his hair had literally fallen out, this man forcefully removed me from the golf course and before he returned to his padded cage, swore that if I tried to enter again, there would be violence.
This leaves me with only one option, I will have to sue both tgctours and hmammoth unless some sort of compensation can be arranged , yours sincerely
A disgruntled member
So obviously I can not take the risk of any money, so to avoid this, I am using one of his courses again. I am not going to say anything about him or his course, that way we should have a different designer for next week, good luck and have fun.
Dear Customer Relations,
I am writing for the attention of your tgctours member experience team. I am definitely a member,(I am a big member in fact, I play, design, review, there are not that many people that are as big a member as me), and believe me, you didn’t fail in providing me with an experience. Last week I was delighted to have one of my courses featured on the tours, sure it was only going to be on the kinetic which every one knows is the worst tour on tgctours, I read this on the forums so it must be true but still, getting a course on tour is still a honor. I was excited to see how everyone would enjoy my course and on the first day of the event, I eagerly to opened up the forums to see if anyone had said anything. I was shocked with what I read, at first I thought it was a joke but the more I read, the more hurt I became. Your so called scheduler basicly accused me of being mad, insane and gave the impression I was downright crazy. I refute these claims completely, in fact I have a special hat made of tin foil that blocks the waves of energy sent by 5g phones that is used by governments to send messages to the their people brains which can cause craziness, because of this had, it is impossible for me to be mad, insane or both.
It was also implied that I was a loner without any friends, again something I can disprove. In fact two of my friends are royalty with them being princes in Nigeria. Myself, Prince Mustapha Shag and Prince KahnU Suc Mecuk are going to build a world class golf resort in Nigeria once the money I sent them to purchase the land clears the department of Foreign Money Investment. We are in contact daily and they kindly keep me updated in what fees and taxes to pay so I do not get scammed by a less than scrupulous person, just the sort of thing a real friend would do, would a loner have friends like that, I think not.
During the week of the event, I decided to approach this Mr Sheehan to discuss what he wrote about me, Unfortunately, in the main part due to him being a child, and forgetting to bring his mother to work, he was not able to string two sentences together on his own,I got no satisfaction and no matter how often I stamped my feet, jumped and screamed he did not comply with my wishes. In fact it seemed to just make him angry and he got so aggressive I can only assume he had accidentally inserted something sharp into somewhere private and been unable to remove it before he came to the course that day. I felt threatened at my own golf course and even more so when he called a security guard over to remove me the area, a man so angry all his hair had literally fallen out, this man forcefully removed me from the golf course and before he returned to his padded cage, swore that if I tried to enter again, there would be violence.
This leaves me with only one option, I will have to sue both tgctours and hmammoth unless some sort of compensation can be arranged , yours sincerely
A disgruntled member
So obviously I can not take the risk of any money, so to avoid this, I am using one of his courses again. I am not going to say anything about him or his course, that way we should have a different designer for next week, good luck and have fun.
