Centennial Oak Championship@Dalehead National (Lower)

[hmammoth]

First I want to start by welcoming all new comers to the kinetic. I don't know how many of you there are but there might be quite a few. There has been a lot of promotions out of kinetic during this past month so I would not be surprised if we have a lot of new members. So welcome to you one and all, I hope you enjoy your time here. Nothing to crazy for you first week on kinetic with Dalehead National (Lower), nothing crazy except for the designer. Let me tell you what happened, I got a email from Drjones306 telling me that he was a brand new designer and it was a dream of his to have a course on the kinetic. I love to show case new designers, especially rich doctors as I can increase my fees. So I arranged to met him at the course to check it out but he never turned up, I later received a text from him apologizing saying he could not make it as he was trying to get his gun back from the police. Understandable of course, last week showed how weapons can be handy on a golf course with that damn moose. We arranged another meeting but yet again he did not show, this time his text said "I have to take the guinea pigs to the kennels because we are going to Japan at the weekend". How can I be mad at someone that is looking after his pets, and he promised to be there as soon as he got back from Japan. So a week later I went to the course again but no DrJones, checking my phone I found his latest text "My heat was shut off  while away in Japan so I had to stay home to keep my snake warm". Now this one got me suspicious, a snake and guinea pigs, would not one pet eat the other, something was wrong. So I though myself, Zoom, there is not way he got miss a zoom call and I am happy to say he did not, it was just a shame that his 15 year olf niece messed with his computer and put filters on zoom so all I could see was what looked like a giant cat. But I have a 15 year old niece and that is the sort of thing she would do so I let it go. Time was running out, I needed a course so I add it to the schedule.

Today I discovered it was all a lie, he was not a new designer, in fact he had already had a course on kinetic last year but with a different name mrgumzy. And like so many other designers, he was just lying and cheating his way to a course on tour. The lengths designers will go to for a tour spot is just crazy. I want to get so angry but my doctors have warned my about my blood pressure, and with Ireland playing Scotland in the six nations in less than 30 minutes, I can't risk the anger and cant risk the stress of cancelling event. The game is going to be enough to rise my blood pressure anyway, Ireland should win but there is something that worries me about this Scottish team. Rest assured though, this will be the last time we see a course by this guy on tour, oh one sec, I got a text, nice, another new designer wanting a course on tour, it's called Dalehead National (Higher), we might finally get a new designer on tour. Anyway, good luck and have fun all.

[hmammoth]

Guess I should bump this to the top of the kinetic threads since it’s the latest event.

[rodgreen]

Mar 12, 2023 9:41:24 GMT -5 hmammoth said:

First I want to start by welcoming all new comers to the kinetic. I don't know how many of you there are but there might be quite a few. There has been a lot of promotions out of kinetic during this past month so I would not be surprised if we have a lot of new members. So welcome to you one and all, I hope you enjoy your time here. Nothing to crazy for you first week on kinetic with Dalehead National (Lower), nothing crazy except for the designer. Let me tell you what happened, I got a email from Drjones306 telling me that he was a brand new designer and it was a dream of his to have a course on the kinetic. I love to show case new designers, especially rich doctors as I can increase my fees. So I arranged to met him at the course to check it out but he never turned up, I later received a text from him apologizing saying he could not make it as he was trying to get his gun back from the police. Understandable of course, last week showed how weapons can be handy on a golf course with that damn moose. We arranged another meeting but yet again he did not show, this time his text said "I have to take the guinea pigs to the kennels because we are going to Japan at the weekend". How can I be mad at someone that is looking after his pets, and he promised to be there as soon as he got back from Japan. So a week later I went to the course again but no DrJones, checking my phone I found his latest text "My heat was shut off  while away in Japan so I had to stay home to keep my snake warm". Now this one got me suspicious, a snake and guinea pigs, would not one pet eat the other, something was wrong. So I though myself, Zoom, there is not way he got miss a zoom call and I am happy to say he did not, it was just a shame that his 15 year olf niece messed with his computer and put filters on zoom so all I could see was what looked like a giant cat. But I have a 15 year old niece and that is the sort of thing she would do so I let it go. Time was running out, I needed a course so I add it to the schedule.

Today I discovered it was all a lie, he was not a new designer, in fact he had already had a course on kinetic last year but with a different name mrgumzy. And like so many other designers, he was just lying and cheating his way to a course on tour. The lengths designers will go to for a tour spot is just crazy. I want to get so angry but my doctors have warned my about my blood pressure, and with Ireland playing Scotland in the six nations in less than 30 minutes, I can't risk the anger and cant risk the stress of cancelling event. The game is going to be enough to rise my blood pressure anyway, Ireland should win but there is something that worries me about this Scottish team. Rest assured though, this will be the last time we see a course by this guy on tour, oh one sec, I got a text, nice, another new designer wanting a course on tour, it's called Dalehead National (Higher), we might finally get a new designer on tour. Anyway, good luck and have fun all.

Perhaps not a coincidence that his name is Alex Jones?