Abaco Classic@ Blackdown Hills
Dec 18, 2022 10:45:43 GMT -5
Giraffe72, HoneyBadgerHacker, and 1 more like this
Post by hmammoth on Dec 18, 2022 10:45:43 GMT -5
With it being a week until Christmas, I thought I would give you all your Christmas present early but what to give you?Time for some critical thinking, research and use of the small print on your tgctours contracts. I am sure you have all read the small print on the tgctours terms and conditions when you signed up but just in case one or two of you did not, when you registered for tgctours, you agreed to allow tgctours admin and schedulers access to your emails, your phone(calls, texts and images) and all your social media accounts. This is of course just for analytical purposes only and in no way to find out who is b%&ing and complaining about tgctours to give us ideas who are the trouble makers and the best way to take them out, the fact people have disappeared from the leader boards and forums is just pure coincidence. So I decided to use all the technology available to me to find out what you guys hate and give you a week without one of them. Before that though, I have to say, some of you guys are really punching above your weight when it comes to wives and girlfriends, and some of those pics, all I can say is NICE. Anyway, so after high winds,low winds, fast greens, slow greens, firm greens, greens with movement, greens without movement, water hazards, trees, me(a typo I am guessing), you guys hate bunkers, so I said to myself, lets have a week on a bunker less course. So I sent out a call to all the designers on the nice list asking do any of them have any bunker less courses and I received one reply from HoneyBadgerHacker about his course Blackdown Hills(orginally Blackhawk Down Hills but that course was overrun with warlords so the course was moved). Perfect, I said to myself, I shall take it and give you all a easy week with out the worries of splash shots.
I told the designer that I will give him a little bit of the credit for such a easy week on Kinetic, build up his reputation a little instead of taking all the credit myself, so not only am I giving a Christmas present to all of you, I am giving one to him as well. I though he would be a little bit grateful but you know what he said, well I shall tell you, he said it might be on the hard side for Kinetic, it was designed more for the higher tours. I lost it, I am not proud of myself but I freaked out a little. The higher tours, I shouted, are you saying that Kinetic is not one of the higher tours, are you saying that Kinetic players are not very good, are you saying the Kinetic players of not of a good enough standard to play a Eric Perego course, that they are not of a high enough class to be even let in the gates, are you telling me that Kinetic players are so used to hitting every second shot into a bunker that playing a bunker less course will cause confusion and mess with their fragile little minds, did you really say that Kinetic players are not of the same standard of person compared to those on elite and plat and will only attract a uglier and poorer standard of spectators at the event, well look at these pictures of their wives and girlfriends and tell me that are not nearly as hot and flexible as the ones on the other tours. He then had to nerve to tell me that he had not said any of those things and maybe he did not say it in words but I am sure he implied it with body language. I was about ready to walk away and just cancel this weeks event but using my amazing negotiating powers, I worked out a deal, he got copies of the pictures and we get to play Blackdown Hills, so every one is happy, well maybe not you guys for me sharing those pictures or making you play what is a tough course but you know what, screw you guys, I read what you said about me in those emails.
I told the designer that I will give him a little bit of the credit for such a easy week on Kinetic, build up his reputation a little instead of taking all the credit myself, so not only am I giving a Christmas present to all of you, I am giving one to him as well. I though he would be a little bit grateful but you know what he said, well I shall tell you, he said it might be on the hard side for Kinetic, it was designed more for the higher tours. I lost it, I am not proud of myself but I freaked out a little. The higher tours, I shouted, are you saying that Kinetic is not one of the higher tours, are you saying that Kinetic players are not very good, are you saying the Kinetic players of not of a good enough standard to play a Eric Perego course, that they are not of a high enough class to be even let in the gates, are you telling me that Kinetic players are so used to hitting every second shot into a bunker that playing a bunker less course will cause confusion and mess with their fragile little minds, did you really say that Kinetic players are not of the same standard of person compared to those on elite and plat and will only attract a uglier and poorer standard of spectators at the event, well look at these pictures of their wives and girlfriends and tell me that are not nearly as hot and flexible as the ones on the other tours. He then had to nerve to tell me that he had not said any of those things and maybe he did not say it in words but I am sure he implied it with body language. I was about ready to walk away and just cancel this weeks event but using my amazing negotiating powers, I worked out a deal, he got copies of the pictures and we get to play Blackdown Hills, so every one is happy, well maybe not you guys for me sharing those pictures or making you play what is a tough course but you know what, screw you guys, I read what you said about me in those emails.
