Post by hmammoth on Jul 17, 2022 8:35:53 GMT -5
This week on Kinetic we play The Dallas Open at Hideki in Japan. I know, I know, Dallas is not in Japan, I know that my geography is all wrong and this time its even worse as not only did I get the city and state wrong but the country as well. I know that Dallas is a fictional city somewhere in America, home to a petrol station owner called Junior who becomes famous for selling the most oil in the country and wins oil seller of the year competition and is awarded a big cowboy hat which makes his brother Bob jealous so he hides in the shower for 6 months pretending that he is a super hero that lives in Atlantis and not coming out until Juniors sister in law shoots him and steals the hat and gives it to Bob. I am not as stupid as you guys think when it comes to geography, we do have TV over here in Ireland you know. But you know what, I don't care if you all think I am stupid with my geography knowledge. Yesterday Ireland beat the All Blacks to win a test series there for the very first time, the temperatures here are hitting close to 30 degrees and might even go higher. I am in no fit state to care about anything but not dying, so all your geography snobs that comes out of the woodwork when I make the slightest mistake can go to your wives secret drawer, grab the biggest dildo that she owns, and sit on it and rotate. You know who else that does not care HoneyBadgerHacker, he designed the course after watching The Karate Kid 2 which he thinks is the greatest movie ever made, but because Eric geography is better than mine, he knows that Japan can be over crowded at times, especially during Japans national holiday, Mr Miyagi week so he came up with the idea of a multi-purpose area of land that can be used as a golf course, a karate school( no snakes allowed for some reason) and a you catch it, we don't cook it sushi restaurant. I said to him, Eric, do you mind if we host the Dallas Open at Hideki? I don't care he replied, want to see me do karate, I can combine the drum technique and the crane kick, watch, it's so cool, if any of those kinetic players messes up the feng shui of my course, they face my wraith and the first geography snob that says fend shui is Chinese I will karate chop them to death. So there you go, neither of us cares about geography snobs. So enjoy the course, enjoy the setting and don't be a geography snob.
