Vancouver Classic@Shakopee Creek

[hmammoth]

This week on Kinetic we have another example of the ego and arrogance of designers. This week we have a lidar course which is not a lidar course. Let me explain, there is a course being made for real is some god forsaken part of the world. Heisenberg thought this was a great opportunity to show the world how much better he is a designing golf courses than the people that do it for a living. My sources tell me that Gareth has felt shunned by the real world golf community, that he has been shocked and horrified that people have not been coming to him to design their real life courses,  and that by designing his virtual course before the real course was finished, he would prove his superiority. Here is a direct quote from the man himself. " I am so much better than these so called professionals, I have created the worlds greatest virtual golf courses, after playing these, people should be coming to me to design their real courses, I am better in every single way. So I shall take this plot of land, and create a course so fantastic, so memorable, so special that they will move the US masters from Augusta to here, hell, so good that every major golfing event will be held here. When the owners of this land see what I have done, the will fire everyone involved currently with the course and come to me. They will pay me millions just to recreate what I have done virtually. My name will go down in history, when in the future people talk about course design, they will whisper Heisenberg,Heisenberg and my name will echo and fade away with the wind". 

So, I said to myself, this guy is a loon, but what if everything happens they way he says it will. Then the person the brought his course to tour, (either viral or real), first is bound to get a lot of credit for spotting the genius before it became world wide public knowledge and maybe I could make a little bit of cash from that. So this week, welcome to the Vancouver Classic held at the one and only Shake after you Pee in the Creek. Who is the designer I hear you all ask, well it's HEISENBERG,Heisenberg,Heisenberg,Heisenberg, _Heisenberg

[Heisenberg]

That would have taken longer to write than the course did to design.

Anyway, hope the kinetic folk enjoy their rounds. Course sucks though

[up mup kupen nup]

Hello.

Finally found the time to play some Kinetic rounds again! The course is a stunner, but that's no surprise. What I particularly liked about it, is that there were a ton of challenging approaches, but often the greens seemed to make up for that by helping a little.

Miss my Kinetic days!