Post by hmammoth on Jun 26, 2022 8:37:25 GMT -5
I got a call from theclv24. Dan, he says, I need to talk to you, my friends and family held a intervention for me, they were concerned about the amount of time I spent designing golf courses, that I was neglecting other parts of my life because of my obsession with perfection. The suggested that I go to therapy, so I did. It was an eye opener, and under the advisement of my therapist, I took up a couple of new hobbies, to help me spend less time course designing. It, worked, I feel like a new man, first I started playing farming games, it was wonderful, watching things grow, creating new life, I still got to create but in a different form, it was relaxing but also gave me a new insight into the way land looks, so not only did it help me, it also helped my course design. I did not want to spend all my time in front of a computer though, I needed to limit my screen time, adjust my day so I had time for farming, I had time for course design and had time for something away from a computer and what better way than reading. I started reading about the occult, especially non-fiction, it was all fascinating to me and a little darker than course design so it felt so different. There were many different aspects of the occult that I read about but what really caught my attention was stories about resurrecting the dead. For example there was this guy in Germany called Frank who using bodies parts and lighting created life, can you believe that. Then there was a guy in America, whos child was hit by a truck, he buried him in a special graveyard and he came back to life and then there was this guy called Jon, he was stabbed to death by these guys he was in command off, you would think that would have been the end of Jon, but then this lady in red, said some words and he came back to life. All of these are true stories, it's not like they are rumors on the internet, I actually read them in books so they most be true. So between all three hobbies, I was becoming such a learned man, my knowledge of the world and off world kept expanding, then it hit me, an idea so great, so magnificent that it would change the world of course design, farming and the occult completely, an idea that could where I could mix all three hobbies together to create, design, farm and resurrect, an idea so powerful that my name will be synonymous with genius, I am going to,
have your figured out where this is going yet?
I am going to resurrect and farm Seth Raynor.
Yes, he has totally lost it.
I know, I know, it sounds mad but aren't all great idea's started with madness. Let me tell you what I done, I bought land containing the biggest Indian burial ground I could find, upon this I created a golf course and a farm. I then borrowed the remains of Seth Raynor and bured a piece of him under each green. I made each flag pole a lighting rod, I got a coven of local witches to dance naked around the course at midnight and this is where you and the Kinetic tour comes in. I need blood but only in the form of sacrificial blood. I have already bought all the equipment needed, I have sacrificial daggers, I have altars and wicker men, what I don't have is people to sacrifice. So I thought to myself, that Dan guy is a very obliging fella and he has access to people, people that go where he tells him to go, every week, the follow him blindly to all parts of the world so why not here. We could even make a golf tournament out of it, those that miss the cut, we sacrifice to the golfing gods. Those that do make the cut, well, we are going to need vessels for the new Seth Raynors to occupy, because to be honest, his old body, was not looking very good. Think about it Dan, a legion of Seth Raynors, think of all the courses that could be created, not only are we resurrecting him but also resurrecting the golden age of golf architecture. You will get something from it to Dan, I am not forgetting you, you will have exclusive rights to the courses for the kinetic tour, what do you think?
I was in a tough position here, clearly he had gone mad and I did not want to be his first sacrifice, and did I really want to be part of the biggest kinetic culling since the introduction of promotion events, on the other hand, think of all those courses played only on the kinetic and there are lots of players on the challenge circuit that could be used as replacements. What to do, what to do?
This week on kinetic I would like to welcome to Raynor Farms.
have your figured out where this is going yet?
I am going to resurrect and farm Seth Raynor.
Yes, he has totally lost it.
I know, I know, it sounds mad but aren't all great idea's started with madness. Let me tell you what I done, I bought land containing the biggest Indian burial ground I could find, upon this I created a golf course and a farm. I then borrowed the remains of Seth Raynor and bured a piece of him under each green. I made each flag pole a lighting rod, I got a coven of local witches to dance naked around the course at midnight and this is where you and the Kinetic tour comes in. I need blood but only in the form of sacrificial blood. I have already bought all the equipment needed, I have sacrificial daggers, I have altars and wicker men, what I don't have is people to sacrifice. So I thought to myself, that Dan guy is a very obliging fella and he has access to people, people that go where he tells him to go, every week, the follow him blindly to all parts of the world so why not here. We could even make a golf tournament out of it, those that miss the cut, we sacrifice to the golfing gods. Those that do make the cut, well, we are going to need vessels for the new Seth Raynors to occupy, because to be honest, his old body, was not looking very good. Think about it Dan, a legion of Seth Raynors, think of all the courses that could be created, not only are we resurrecting him but also resurrecting the golden age of golf architecture. You will get something from it to Dan, I am not forgetting you, you will have exclusive rights to the courses for the kinetic tour, what do you think?
I was in a tough position here, clearly he had gone mad and I did not want to be his first sacrifice, and did I really want to be part of the biggest kinetic culling since the introduction of promotion events, on the other hand, think of all those courses played only on the kinetic and there are lots of players on the challenge circuit that could be used as replacements. What to do, what to do?
This week on kinetic I would like to welcome to Raynor Farms.
