Post by hmammoth on May 8, 2022 8:34:30 GMT -5
As you all know, I am more than happy to hear from anyone that plays in The Kinetic, it is why I have a suggestion box outside of my office at the schedulers mansion on schedulers island. It's there for all of you to help me help you make the kinetic a better place, anyone that braves the shark infested waters, scales the barbed wire fence, outwits the highly trained guard dogs, avoids the armed guards with a shot to kill policy and finds his or her way around the labyrinth that is 20 floor office section is more than welcome to leave a suggestion. I thought to myself, that this week, I will use a course based on those suggestions. First up is from @kineticcansuckmyfatone who said "that there are not enough courses on kinetic with narrow fairways, oh and hazzards and driving distance on these narrow fairways and did I mention that the fairways should be narrow." Then there was a suggestion from @kineticcansuckmyfatonebetterlookingyoungerbrother who said" If you are using my brother suggestion of narrow fairways, you should add high wind, and make it a crosswind or headwind as much as possible" I thought to myself isn't it nice to see two brothers working together to see two brothers working together to help make the kinetic a better place, so I shall grand them their wish. We then had a suggestion from @mammothsarextintsoshouldyou who said " the greens on kinetic are two tame, you should use greens where there is barely a flat patch, where red is the main colour, everyone loves red, the players will sing your praises should you do this". I am all for making kinetic players so happy that they sing my praises, so it shall be done and not just this week. Finally from @ifhefollowsthesesuggestionsheisboundtobefiredandwecanreplacehimwithoneofus " who said, to make those greens more exciting, you should use a course with as many tucked pins as possible, then have a small landing area with the green sloping away, everyone will love that". Again your wish is my command, it is so good to finally see people making suggestions, I have been scheduler if this tour for 6 years or so and this is the first time people have actually come up with ideas, it just warms my heart. I must admit, that I don't recognize any of the names, so I am guessing they are new to the tour so welcome guys and I hope you enjoy this weeks course picked especially for you.
I suppose I should mention this weeks designer, it is that traitor bennyk315 you know the guy, the fella that stayed in Kinetic just until the contracts were signed for using his course on tour then ran away to elite before the ink was even dry. Next time he will sign in blood, then he will be to weak from blood loss to run anywhere. So have fun everyone, and may the slopes be with you, because if they are not, your f***ed.
I suppose I should mention this weeks designer, it is that traitor bennyk315 you know the guy, the fella that stayed in Kinetic just until the contracts were signed for using his course on tour then ran away to elite before the ink was even dry. Next time he will sign in blood, then he will be to weak from blood loss to run anywhere. So have fun everyone, and may the slopes be with you, because if they are not, your f***ed.
