Post by hmammoth on Jan 23, 2022 9:41:33 GMT -5
This week we delve deep into the Big Muff by Australian, also known as Jack Jones. What Jack has got against me, I do not know, maybe it's because he thinks I should have used one of his courses on the kinetic before, maybe he has read some of the not so nice things I have said about Australians before but by naming his course Big Muff, he must really want me to get fired. He most think that I would not be able to resist writing something rude and crass about the course, writing something so disgusting and cheap that the admins would have no choice but to replace me as scheduler but I am smarter than that, I will not fall for his cheap tricks, and also I have done the muff diving club joke before(for people that have not read some of my previous intros, Muff is a town in Ireland, it has a diving club, google it, I swear I am telling the truth, oh and if any of you ever decide to visit muff, sadly the fishy muff takeaway has closed and yes, that also was a real shop), this intro will be free of crude jokes, will be pure and innocent, nope I will not be touching anything muff related even with a 10 foot barge pool or any other part of my body.
So on with the intro, this course is a little bit different, a bit wild in places, to be honest, the staff their could do a better job taking care of the course, a lot of the bush work could do with a little trim. I also do have to report that on the par three's, there can be what seems like way point issues. I did bring this up with Jack and he did give an explanation but I really did not understand a word he said it was something like "The bloody pahr threes weah designed liyyke that fawr the bloody view, givin' the bloody course the bloody best look from the bloody tee, i did not condisdah if it would be annoying, kind of liyyke 'avin' a wahrm coldie durin' a beautfful sunset, looks bonza but tastes shite Bloody oath cobber,A little adjustment ta the bloody stick should sawrt that Fahkin' out fair dinkum mate." What I think he means is that when you are playing in the muff, pay attention to where you aim because it is easy to putt your balls in the wrong hole and you know what a slap in the face that can bring.
There you go, a intro strictly about golf and the golf course, nice try Jack. So have fun finding your way around Big Muff which is now sponsored by thunderhole ale. Now I am just waiting for Jacks next course, Big Nobber( yes also, a real town here in Ireland.
So on with the intro, this course is a little bit different, a bit wild in places, to be honest, the staff their could do a better job taking care of the course, a lot of the bush work could do with a little trim. I also do have to report that on the par three's, there can be what seems like way point issues. I did bring this up with Jack and he did give an explanation but I really did not understand a word he said it was something like "The bloody pahr threes weah designed liyyke that fawr the bloody view, givin' the bloody course the bloody best look from the bloody tee, i did not condisdah if it would be annoying, kind of liyyke 'avin' a wahrm coldie durin' a beautfful sunset, looks bonza but tastes shite Bloody oath cobber,A little adjustment ta the bloody stick should sawrt that Fahkin' out fair dinkum mate." What I think he means is that when you are playing in the muff, pay attention to where you aim because it is easy to putt your balls in the wrong hole and you know what a slap in the face that can bring.
There you go, a intro strictly about golf and the golf course, nice try Jack. So have fun finding your way around Big Muff which is now sponsored by thunderhole ale. Now I am just waiting for Jacks next course, Big Nobber( yes also, a real town here in Ireland.
