SAMCRO Charming Challenge@Hidden Hen GC
Nov 21, 2021 4:43:07 GMT -5
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Post by hmammoth on Nov 21, 2021 4:43:07 GMT -5
This weeks course Hidden Hen by jcollick was never meant to be used on tour. So there I was out for a walk and I passed this golf course called Hidden Hen and I thought to myself, a game of golf and a a puzzle. I have spent many months looking for Wally(or Waldo if in America), it is that hardest must difficult puzzle book out there. I am still on page one of book one having not found him yet but lets be honest, only people with degrees would be able to find him that quick but someday, I will find that little prick. Anyway, playing golf while searching for a hen sounded like a lot of fun, so I flashed my scheduler card at the gates so I could get free entry and off I went looking for the Hidden Hen. I could not find it, the hen was as elusive as Wally, I went back the next day, and the day after and yet no sign of the hen, I thought to myself, this most be a special hen, I then remembered a novel I read years ago called Jack and the Beanstalk and in it, there was a giant that live up a beanstalk and he owned a hen that laid golden eggs. Now I don't believe in beanstalks and giants that would be silly, I know that beans come in a tin and giants are just some sort of symbolism that clever authors use to represent something else so maybe the author played golf here and could also not find the hen and he used the giant as a metaphor or something to represent the golf course that had the hidden hen. Now I was intrigued, if I could find this hidden hen, I could be even richer than I am now.
I played the course a few more times and could still not find the hen, I was getting frustrated so I decided to get help and who better than the rangers, they go through years of training at tgctours university to find things on a golf course that a normal person might miss, who better to find the hen for me. I cancelled all their other rangers duties( this pissed off the other schedulers a bit as they wanted to them check out courses to be used on upcoming events but these courses were not going on the kinetic so screw them, it will mean some of the other tours will have terrible courses over the next few weeks but a hen that lays golden eggs was far more important). None of them found the hen and they call themselves rangers, they are all unemployed rangers now, we spend all that money training them to find stuff and they could not find one @!$#ing hen.
I then had a light bulb moment, put the course on tour, having so many people playing and looking is bound to mean that the hen will soon be mine, so this week, scores do not matter, the only winner is the person that finds that hen for me and for that person, there will be a special prize, they will become my personal Wally finder, if they can find the hen I am sure they will have no problems helping me find Wally. So good luck out there everyone and have fun, missing creature puzzles can be fun and find me that @!$#ing hen.
I played the course a few more times and could still not find the hen, I was getting frustrated so I decided to get help and who better than the rangers, they go through years of training at tgctours university to find things on a golf course that a normal person might miss, who better to find the hen for me. I cancelled all their other rangers duties( this pissed off the other schedulers a bit as they wanted to them check out courses to be used on upcoming events but these courses were not going on the kinetic so screw them, it will mean some of the other tours will have terrible courses over the next few weeks but a hen that lays golden eggs was far more important). None of them found the hen and they call themselves rangers, they are all unemployed rangers now, we spend all that money training them to find stuff and they could not find one @!$#ing hen.
I then had a light bulb moment, put the course on tour, having so many people playing and looking is bound to mean that the hen will soon be mine, so this week, scores do not matter, the only winner is the person that finds that hen for me and for that person, there will be a special prize, they will become my personal Wally finder, if they can find the hen I am sure they will have no problems helping me find Wally. So good luck out there everyone and have fun, missing creature puzzles can be fun and find me that @!$#ing hen.
