Pixel Golf Football - Season Three
Jun 19, 2021 23:50:48 GMT -5
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Post by honeybadger64 on Jun 19, 2021 23:50:48 GMT -5
Week Three - Round Up
Premier Division
The Premier Division has a distinctly Italian-American flavour at the top. cassinochips and FutureBuckeye11 are the Wiseguys leading the way, with 100% Cassino Calcio edging Juventus for top spot. Don't worry he said. I'm rubbish he said. I hardly make the cut in Platinum he said. The horse's head in my bed should have made me wonder, but hopefully somebody can tame the charging Old Lady.
The greatly improved Aston Villa under avjpfc may have been suffering a bit of a hangover from their brush with the really Posh Boys at the American Open, losing comprehensively to Jesse but hold on to third. Like Robert Johnson re-appearing with his battered guitar from the crossroads Art Vandelay and his African Buccaneers proved to have just too much for Giraffe72 and Bristol City in an extremely tight encounter at Ashton Gate. The Mayor is in fourth spot and unbeaten this season. Celtic are fifth and are yet to lose. It will be up to Celtic Wolf to be the architect of turning draws into wins to keep them in the upper half of the table.
crushtastic with Liverpool, fransslabak 's Ajax and Man Utd with jason755 at the wheel can only be separated by goal difference and are all winless to this point. The Robins and up mup kupen nup 's Diddymen are vying for the bottom spot but it is early days yet. F91 Diddeleng can take a giant stride forward if they can beat Ajax in the unofficial BENELUX championship whilst Jamie visits Glasgow and the Cider Army will have the opportunity to urinate in the Stewart Memorial Fountain in Kelvingrove Park as retaliation for the recent events in London. Villa are at Old Trafford, The Pirates are in Turin and Liverpool walk alone to Cassino.
Championship
Not for the first time in recent years, Leeds United have fallen into administration. Craig has succumbed to the dual pressure of playing on the XBox and living in Yorkshire. mbuenger did everything he needed to this week with his Barcelona side turning up and completing their rounds. With nobody waiting in the wings the League will administer Leeds and use scores from a similar level player to bring a bit of competition to the matches. Leeds will not score points but it will bring some sanity to the division.
Elsewhere Riotous ' Blue and White Army proved too strong for for LEFTY79 and the Brewers from Burton. They sit proudly at the head of affairs with a 100% record and no sign of taking their foot off the gas. The loss at Brunton Park allowed last season's whipping boys, East Fife to sneak into second. They played out an entertaining draw with sid snott and his Herne Bay side. Barcelona's gift takes them up to fourth and Willem Defoe claims the worm has turned. The top half of the table is completed by statelyowl and the 25 characters of Canterbury United Dragons. They edged out thetaffman and Tranmere as well as leap-frogging them in the table.
Despite Midland Moaning SkyBlueBen led Coventry to a narrow win at Hyvinkään Palloseura. The finish line (see what I did there?) must seem a very long way off for Tombanator and the Boys as they currently prop up the league. Things don't look like improving in a hurry as the Brewers roll into town in week four. The Fifers entertain Canterbury, Coventry bring Barcelona to the Poundland, Herne Bay travel to Carlisle and Tranmere have a Lucky Dip at home.
Week Four
Some traditional links pixel golf this week as the circus moves on to East Neuk (Tour). East Neuk means the East Corner of Fife so the Methil Milan are more excited than a great big box of excited things. The pitch will be extremely familiar to them and what they grew up playing on. Dog turds, broken glass and discarded syringes needing to be removed before play commences but still able to charge visiting Americans and Japanese £250 a round plus a ton for the caddy.
Ne'er a water feature to grab your off-tempo shot and lovely bouncy fairways to aid recovery from the rough. Yes sir, we can boogie with the Flower of Scotland
Premier Division
The Premier Division has a distinctly Italian-American flavour at the top. cassinochips and FutureBuckeye11 are the Wiseguys leading the way, with 100% Cassino Calcio edging Juventus for top spot. Don't worry he said. I'm rubbish he said. I hardly make the cut in Platinum he said. The horse's head in my bed should have made me wonder, but hopefully somebody can tame the charging Old Lady.
The greatly improved Aston Villa under avjpfc may have been suffering a bit of a hangover from their brush with the really Posh Boys at the American Open, losing comprehensively to Jesse but hold on to third. Like Robert Johnson re-appearing with his battered guitar from the crossroads Art Vandelay and his African Buccaneers proved to have just too much for Giraffe72 and Bristol City in an extremely tight encounter at Ashton Gate. The Mayor is in fourth spot and unbeaten this season. Celtic are fifth and are yet to lose. It will be up to Celtic Wolf to be the architect of turning draws into wins to keep them in the upper half of the table.
crushtastic with Liverpool, fransslabak 's Ajax and Man Utd with jason755 at the wheel can only be separated by goal difference and are all winless to this point. The Robins and up mup kupen nup 's Diddymen are vying for the bottom spot but it is early days yet. F91 Diddeleng can take a giant stride forward if they can beat Ajax in the unofficial BENELUX championship whilst Jamie visits Glasgow and the Cider Army will have the opportunity to urinate in the Stewart Memorial Fountain in Kelvingrove Park as retaliation for the recent events in London. Villa are at Old Trafford, The Pirates are in Turin and Liverpool walk alone to Cassino.
Championship
Not for the first time in recent years, Leeds United have fallen into administration. Craig has succumbed to the dual pressure of playing on the XBox and living in Yorkshire. mbuenger did everything he needed to this week with his Barcelona side turning up and completing their rounds. With nobody waiting in the wings the League will administer Leeds and use scores from a similar level player to bring a bit of competition to the matches. Leeds will not score points but it will bring some sanity to the division.
Elsewhere Riotous ' Blue and White Army proved too strong for for LEFTY79 and the Brewers from Burton. They sit proudly at the head of affairs with a 100% record and no sign of taking their foot off the gas. The loss at Brunton Park allowed last season's whipping boys, East Fife to sneak into second. They played out an entertaining draw with sid snott and his Herne Bay side. Barcelona's gift takes them up to fourth and Willem Defoe claims the worm has turned. The top half of the table is completed by statelyowl and the 25 characters of Canterbury United Dragons. They edged out thetaffman and Tranmere as well as leap-frogging them in the table.
Despite Midland Moaning SkyBlueBen led Coventry to a narrow win at Hyvinkään Palloseura. The finish line (see what I did there?) must seem a very long way off for Tombanator and the Boys as they currently prop up the league. Things don't look like improving in a hurry as the Brewers roll into town in week four. The Fifers entertain Canterbury, Coventry bring Barcelona to the Poundland, Herne Bay travel to Carlisle and Tranmere have a Lucky Dip at home.
Week Four
Some traditional links pixel golf this week as the circus moves on to East Neuk (Tour). East Neuk means the East Corner of Fife so the Methil Milan are more excited than a great big box of excited things. The pitch will be extremely familiar to them and what they grew up playing on. Dog turds, broken glass and discarded syringes needing to be removed before play commences but still able to charge visiting Americans and Japanese £250 a round plus a ton for the caddy.
Ne'er a water feature to grab your off-tempo shot and lovely bouncy fairways to aid recovery from the rough. Yes sir, we can boogie with the Flower of Scotland