BAND OF BROTHERS (Xbox Society)

[Smijti]

The moment you realize you were tagged in Digs' mediocre watch, getting all hyped and sh%$, just to find out he roasted everybody but you.
Heavy lies the crown...give me my old scumbag life back!

[xcltaff1980]

Jun 10, 2023 14:22:04 GMT -5 digsb said:

Mediocre watch is back… just when you thought it was safe to finish your rounds.

I am a little disappointed with you all, as pickings are slim amongst the great BoB Unwashed. I even thought about nominating myself just because I missed my rounds. I was actually picking up an award in real life for my Charity work. I spend my spare hours helping old ladies who are forced into knitting sweat shops. They are made to make scarves and bobble hats for 20 hours a day 6 days a week. They are only fed tea and farm food own brand digestive biscuits. I am trying to get their lives back together by playing bingo and talking about the old days without the blatant racism. The charity is called Bingo Angels for Lost Ladies Building Amazing Grannies Soon and it does some great work in the community.

(Don’t worry moneyman273  I kept some numbers for you).

PGA - Quite a lot of BoB up there - might have something soon. BORING!

Truesim - Only counts if they are wearing full golfing attire. This includes golf shoes and a golf glove whilst playing the rounds.

Lets kick in off with Elite

Craig / Hendomedes  - A warm welcome to the Greek god Hendo. Firstly he shouldn’t be in Elite, secondly he shouldn’t be mentioned in this rag but hey ho…As a bit of a Ancient Greek nerd, I was doing a little bit of research and interestingly discovered what Hendomendes translates into “Putted like dog dragging his arse across green” apt I thought …ruthless definitely. But Hendo wont be back here.

Lord Smijti  of Wavendon National- graces us with his presence again but this man is royalty, I cannot say anything bad against him.

As for Giraffe72   second round “ Tickets please All aboard TOOT TOOT! “  

Kinetic

A first mention for justjordannnnn . He started brightly in round one and finished with a strong 11 under par.

Round two was just a long long ride on the par train only stopping for a birdie on hole 5 then TOOT TOOT back again. Off he went and with any chance of making the cut going too.

Fun fact for Jordan fans… He is not named after Michael or the British page 3 model or the Middle Eastern country but in fact Jordan from New kids on the block. If i cant make this funny, I will make it educational.


Hi thetaffman  how did rounds 3 & 4 go this week in CC-H

“Hmm Monday…
Hit Near the drink on Tuesday.
I was making Birdies on Wednesday…
And on Thursday, and Friday and Saturday…
I chilled on Sunday.

I smacked the ball on Monday
Hit in the drink on Tuesday.
I was making Bogeys on Wednesday….
And on Thursday, and Friday and Saturday…
Shatted on Sunday”


Thanks for that. 

In CC-C a favourite of these pastures ARH Semsi  made it third week running and was primed for his first STB.

After last weeks debacle, Semsi dragged Demonondalinks  to a bar and asked him the secret of his recent success…eye witnesses overhead the mention of a meeting at the crossroads, midnight rituals during a full moon...The selling of soul to devil and the purchase of a razer something something. Arnie left heading towards said crossroads, as there was a full moon that very night.

Demon finished the dregs of his drink, spat the baccy into the spittoon and mumbled barely coherently “just don't try anything stupid on the 16th Kid… its….cursed!”



A newly refreshed and invigorated Semsi started his rounds with gusto. He was four under after seven holes, with a chip birdie on the 7th for good measure. A slight blip of a double bogey on 9 was not going to stop him this week.

As he reached the 16th of the first round, a strange darkness enveloped the crowd Arnie stepped up and launched a thunderbolt off the tee (some say there were scorch marks left on the grass).

The ball was heading to the Green a good 400 yards away- Dead eye - laser straight to the hole- Then!

Then the darkness came…

Followed by the madness…

by the time Arnie came around, it was round two, hole 17 and it was all a messy, inside out, upside down, twisted deranged calamity…he looked at his score card and it read 6-6-6.




It didn’t really because of the rules of golf but i got carried away.

A lot people ask me why do you write this and I say I love the creative out flow. I lose myself in the process, whilst trying to entertain, firstly myself and then you lovely lovely people. It takes me a couple of hours and I get lost in the emotion of it all, I feel fulfilled.Words are my tool and the English language is alive with alliteration, wonder and joy.



Mummy mummy I did a brown in my pants.


Chapeau xcltaff1980 .


A musical interlude before the award ceremony.



meunier33

Do doo do do do

meunier33

Do do do do

meunier33

Do doo do do do do dododo do.



I am sorry but every time I see your name I sing this to myself - I am an ignorant Englishman who is very silly.


And the Winner is the pure definition of the
STB award xcltaff1980  and his brown streaks on 18.

Totally forgot I did it twice!! Ffs!! Winner!!

[Giraffe72]

Please make these not stop digsb. Very, very funny 🤣🤣

[Demonondalinks]

Had a few rough life is hard the last 2 weeks. Seriously digsb that was my best 10 minutes the last two weeks.

[xclgizman08]

Well done chief on finishing top of ccH 👍👏👏

[xEB50x]

I must say winning the STB is a true failure with style and flash! Who wants to just be mentioned as a missed cut kind of guy, we’ve all been there. If ur going down In flames u might as well take home the trophy!! Great report digs and welcome to the club taff!!🏆👏👏👏👏

[asyoudo64]

Awesome Digs digsb . This is becoming the highlight of my week. How f#$king sad is that 🤣.
This is for you mate 👍🏼

[Giraffe72]

So I'm going to take a leaf out of the genius book of digsb and make a little change to #BobWatch. This will still be a celebration of BOB successes on TGCTours, but going forward I'm going to name a BOB Tours Player of the Week. I'll leave the comedy to Digs because he's much better at it.

So who takes the first BTPOW award? A number of contenders again this week. subtlebees has scored his fifth top 5 of the season in Platinum as well as runner up in TrueSim. Close but no cigar! xEB50x has qualified for this week's US Open. BillySastard976 is also going to be playing the US Open after promoting out of Elite with a T4. stunningdave was sitting on 3 red marks in Kinetic last week, this week he's going to be playing with 2 green ones after a T6. Looking good to be joining an ever growing group of BOB players in Elite very soon! longpole about to get his first ever taste of the Pro Tours after a T3 in CCA. TREVOR BLEEDIN SCOTT continues to wind us up, what is it with that guy?? thetaffman with another promotion, this time out of CCH with a T4.

All worthy contenders, but there can be only one winner of the first BTPOW award. A man, a myth, a legend. Fathered more children than Boris Johnson. He's been playing these tours since 2015 and never taken a win. 171 tournaments. Some might say he really should have given up years ago, but he stuck with it and his perseverance paid off. Lucky number 172! Winner in CCH, the BOBfather himself, Mr Chief Banks. Congratulations Sir 😎

[sanchez]

Well done Cheif i doff my cap to you sir.

[Chief Banks]

Jun 10, 2023 19:22:54 GMT -5 xclgizman08 said:

Well done chief on finishing top of ccH 👍👏👏

Thanks buddy. My first win ever in TGCT

[Chief Banks]

Jun 11, 2023 10:44:34 GMT -5 Giraffe72 said:

So I'm going to take a leaf out of the genius book of digsb and make a little change to #BobWatch. This will still be a celebration of BOB successes on TGCTours, but going forward I'm going to name a BOB Tours Player of the Week. I'll leave the comedy to Digs because he's much better at it.

So who takes the first BTPOW award? A number of contenders again this week. subtlebees has scored his fifth top 5 of the season in Platinum as well as runner up in TrueSim. Close but no cigar! xEB50x has qualified for this week's US Open. BillySastard976 is also going to be playing the US Open after promoting out of Elite with a T4. stunningdave was sitting on 3 red marks in Kinetic last week, this week he's going to be playing with 2 green ones after a T6. Looking good to be joining an ever growing group of BOB players in Elite very soon! longpole about to get his first ever taste of the Pro Tours after a T3 in CCA. TREVOR BLEEDIN SCOTT continues to wind us up, what is it with that guy?? thetaffman with another promotion, this time out of CCH with a T4.

All worthy contenders, but there can be only one winner of the first BTPOW award. A man, a myth, a legend. Fathered more children than Boris Johnson. He's been playing these tours since 2015 and never taken a win. 171 tournaments. Some might say he really should have given up years ago, but he stuck with it and his perseverance paid off. Lucky number 172! Winner in CCH, the BOBfather himself, Mr Chief Banks. Congratulations Sir 😎

Thank you Jaime, it's an Honor to take home the very first BTPOW Award. I would like to thank my sponsors, Razer Co. for providing me
"The Wolverine" and taking a shot on a Mediocre Middle Aged Man Child who has been playing and loving digital pixel golf since the age of 10 but has never won anything. I would also like to thank
The Coors Brewing Co. for keeping my swing well lubed and my mindset relaxed enough to make some occasional great shots out there. Most importantly I would like to thank my Squad (The CUCC, B.O.B. Community) for all the great competitive rounds and matches over the years and the support that has made me a bit better than I used to be.

[Giraffe72]

Epic victory speech Chief Banks 😎🙌

[r0nrun]

[moneyman273]

Jun 11, 2023 12:46:08 GMT -5 Chief Banks said:

Jun 11, 2023 10:44:34 GMT -5 Giraffe72 said:

So I'm going to take a leaf out of the genius book of digsb and make a little change to #BobWatch. This will still be a celebration of BOB successes on TGCTours, but going forward I'm going to name a BOB Tours Player of the Week. I'll leave the comedy to Digs because he's much better at it.

So who takes the first BTPOW award? A number of contenders again this week. subtlebees has scored his fifth top 5 of the season in Platinum as well as runner up in TrueSim. Close but no cigar! xEB50x has qualified for this week's US Open. BillySastard976 is also going to be playing the US Open after promoting out of Elite with a T4. stunningdave was sitting on 3 red marks in Kinetic last week, this week he's going to be playing with 2 green ones after a T6. Looking good to be joining an ever growing group of BOB players in Elite very soon! longpole about to get his first ever taste of the Pro Tours after a T3 in CCA. TREVOR BLEEDIN SCOTT continues to wind us up, what is it with that guy?? thetaffman with another promotion, this time out of CCH with a T4.

All worthy contenders, but there can be only one winner of the first BTPOW award. A man, a myth, a legend. Fathered more children than Boris Johnson. He's been playing these tours since 2015 and never taken a win. 171 tournaments. Some might say he really should have given up years ago, but he stuck with it and his perseverance paid off. Lucky number 172! Winner in CCH, the BOBfather himself, Mr Chief Banks. Congratulations Sir 😎

Thank you Jaime, it's an Honor to take home the very first BTPOW Award. I would like to thank my sponsors, Razer Co. for providing me
"The Wolverine" and taking a shot on a Mediocre Middle Aged Man Child who has been playing and loving digital pixel golf since the age of 10 but has never won anything. I would also like to thank
The Coors Brewing Co. for keeping my swing well lubed and my mindset relaxed enough to make some occasional great shots out there. Most importantly I would like to thank my Squad (The CUCC, B.O.B. Community) for all the great competitive rounds and matches over the years and the support that has made me a bit better than I used to be.

I used half a box of tissues reading this, which is only 50% of what Giraffe72 uses after playing an Arctic Fury course or any course with great fence usage.

[Giraffe72]

It has to be 2-ply, minimum.