SkyBlueBenKaraoke Night - Week 6
The golf ball white on the course’s green grass
Not a hope of making putts
A miss hit joins with a miss read
And it lips out for bogey
The grid is moving doesn’t look like it breaks much
Couldn’t drop it in, heaven knows I tried
It’s breaking left, it’s breaking right
Please be good ball I have to make birdie
Hit it too soft, ball breaks too much
It broke too much
Missed the putt, missed the putt
The story of this event
Missed the putt, missed the putt
Maybe my putter is bent
I don’t know why it’s going so wrong
But the round moves on
There’s no time for me to pause anyways
It’s funny how the tempo makes the round seem so hard
And the shots I once controlled well, don’t seem to fly as far
Land on the green what can I do?
But read the green and its break too
First right, then left, it’s straight for me
I’ll swing
Missed the putt, missed the putt
I had so many putts rim out
Missed the putt, missed the putt
It made me want to cry
There I stood and watched it roll
And the putt missed right
I had so many putts that changed paths at the cup
It’s so demoralizing, hard to keep my chin held up
One missed putt leads to more so hard to break the chain
There is no going back, my score this week’s insane
Missed the putt, missed the putt
Still have One For the Road this week
Missed the putt, missed the putt
I somehow scored this week
Here I stand it’s another day
Maybe putts will fall
My scores will still bother me anyway
R1: E; R2: +1; R3: -5; R4: +5
Couldn’t buy a putt in the first three rounds. Round two was playing well until my spare on 9. Xbox just decided it was my time. Hit 3 fasts and a slow drive consecutively, all splashing down into the water. Don’t think I’ve ever hit 4 straight poor shots in a row on pro so I don’t know what happened there. After a follow up bogey on 10 I worked the round down to a +1 (narrowly missing an eagle putt on 18), which was surprising given my putting struggles this week. Round four was tempo issues like no other I think stemming from my putting frustrations. I think 60-70% of my shots were fast so I never stood a chance. I’m really sorry team. I’ll try to get it together for One For the Road