The Brew Crew

[inflames47]

Mar 16, 2021 20:17:54 GMT -5 Art Vandelay said:

Mar 16, 2021 9:09:26 GMT -5 inflames47 said:

Whomever decided housework is a Woman's job I have you in sight on my Sig SSG 3000 sniper rifle scope.

Let me know when you are done there, my tub needs your attention.









Running scared but snickering at the same time.....

Rub a fun your own freaking tub..and I don't do windows!!!

[inflames47]

Wacky Wednesday cancelled on my end as host today unless we can sort out internet issue before noon.

[Avakrac]

SkyBlueBen

Golf4All Memorial Cup

Rd:1 -12
Rd:2 -14

[volinvietnam]

Golf 4 All SkyBlueBen Rd4

+5

I can make long bombs, but can't make 3ft putts....

[Ashton Fox]

Mar 17, 2021 2:09:46 GMT -5 volinvietnam said:

Golf 4 All SkyBlueBen Rd4

+5

I can make long bombs, but can't make 3ft putts....

Bessy said to remember the tips/sweet nothings she whispered in your ear...


🦊🍺

[volinvietnam]

Mar 17, 2021 5:13:23 GMT -5 Ashton Fox said:

Mar 17, 2021 2:09:46 GMT -5 volinvietnam said:

Golf 4 All SkyBlueBen Rd4

+5

I can make long bombs, but can't make 3ft putts....

Bessy said to remember the tips/sweet nothings she whispered in your ear...


🦊🍺

😆

"It was Mitch's first trip to Dacow....and one he soon wouldn't forget..."

[portred]

OFTR SkyBlueBen

Really enjoyed the course , and happy enough with my improving scores



Well...... my big return to the cc-f division started off nicely with a -4 under 1st round.

Maybe I got to relaxed for round 2 re making the cut , but the wheels fell off my trolley, I lost all but 3 clubs through a hole in my bag , and managed to drop my beer and nuts all.before the 3rd hole . I shot a very humbling +9.

Back to the practice range 😁😁

[inflames47]

Internet back  Stress Free golf to match my partners score in first round of The Golf4All
SkyBlueBen
-12

[evilgrin72]

Mar 17, 2021 0:44:16 GMT -5 IGolfBad said:

Walk of Shame Finale - Round 2 or Something’s Afoot

Overheard in the B&L locker room, courtesy of Carol, who frequents that space frequently:

Onions: “Gee, Ben, you sure did shoot well in that second round. -6 is a pretty good score!”

Tough: “Gosh, thanks, Johnny! It sure was, but not near as good as your -7, ha ha ha!”

Onions: “I know that’s right, Ben, but you know what else I noticed?”

Tough: “No, Johnny, what’s that?”

Onions: “We were the first ones out today, and nobody saw how we did, not even Paige, and not even Carol!”

Tough: “Gosh again, Johnny, you’re right! Do you suppose Paige and Carol were...”

Onions: “Focus, Ben, you little freak... what I’m getting at is (whispers unintelligibly) and we’ll be sure to win! Besides, you control the scoreboard, and everyone trusts you, cause your Sky Blue F***ing Ben!”

Tough: “Capital idea, old sport! What say I give each of us -14. There’s no way in hell Mollon and Lawrence beat that!”

Onions: “Now you’re talkin’, chief! You’ve always been an idea man!”

Pete’s -5 meant I needed -24 to snag the win. Oh so close, SkyBlueBen. Close enough to make you guys very very nervous.

Rd 2: -7



BREAKING NEWS: “Sky Blue” Benjamin Jonas Tough, founding member, administrator, and official scorekeeper of the TGC Brew Crew was found guilty today in federal court of embezzlement, racketeering, and point shaving. As part of a plea agreement, Tough has forfeited his admin responsibilities, and has been given a reduced sentence of 15 more seasons with the Brew Crew. Neither Tough nor his attorney, Jonathon Silas Bollocks, Esq were available for comment. We did ask Mr. Bollocks’ mother and land lady, Mrs. Edna Onions-Bollocks, for a comment, to which she only stated, “No big surprise. My son is a no good dead beat sonovabich.”

Stay tuned for Ernie Copage with the weather and Ashton Fox with the award winning “Fox in the Hen House” ladies’ sports report.

Sensational. Only word that applies.

[SAM]

@bovakian
Bloody Mary Cup for me please.

[dave69]

Mar 17, 2021 5:39:59 GMT -5 inflames47 said:

Internet back  Stress Free golf to match my partners score in first round of The Golf4All
SkyBlueBen
-12

Excellent round pardner  

[inflames47]

Round 2  Golf4 All
-11 SkyBlueBen
Not quite as good as my partner but enough to grab some..

[inflames47]

PS SkyBlueBen
Many thanks for extending my time, I am happy to have gotten those scores in when they should be,
So not to stress out the management

[lessangster]

Mar 17, 2021 6:26:16 GMT -5 inflames47 said:

Round 2  Golf4 All
-11 SkyBlueBen
Not quite as good as my partner but enough to grab some..

I see your just getting warmed up for me 😉

[SkyBlueBen]

Mar 17, 2021 6:30:13 GMT -5 inflames47 said:

PS SkyBlueBen
Many thanks for extending my time, I am happy to have gotten those scores in when they should be,
So not to stress out the management

More than welcome Carol. I'm always happy to extend the deadline when asked.