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Post by evilgrin72 on May 13, 2020 18:10:24 GMT -5
All right, zorbacles, you're on the mountaintop now. A place that's been to sole domain of one cappy1 so far. The masses are gathering below, keen on mutiny. Do you have what it takes to stay on top? I don't know how it happened. I'm never that good. Have just had a pretty good week in over golf. Finished CCE with -40 which is my best and felt I could do better. Put in a -8 on horseshoe and thought I played poorly and a -14 on red valley (next week's cc am course) Maybe I've turned a corner. Great shooting last week, my friend. Get ready, I'm coming for you! 😊
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Post by zorbacles on May 13, 2020 18:52:52 GMT -5
I don't know how it happened. I'm never that good. Have just had a pretty good week in over golf. Finished CCE with -40 which is my best and felt I could do better. Put in a -8 on horseshoe and thought I played poorly and a -14 on red valley (next week's cc am course) Maybe I've turned a corner. Great shooting last week, my friend. Get ready, I'm coming for you! 😊 I'm sure you won't have any trouble catching me. No one was more surprised by this result than me
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Post by cappy1 on May 13, 2020 19:18:28 GMT -5
Great shooting last week, my friend. Get ready, I'm coming for you! 😊 I'm sure you won't have any trouble catching me. No one was more surprised by this result than me Congrats on the virgin victory nice shooting.
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Post by evilgrin72 on May 13, 2020 21:11:49 GMT -5
Great shooting last week, my friend. Get ready, I'm coming for you! 😊 I'm sure you won't have any trouble catching me. No one was more surprised by this result than me It ain't gonna be this week, that's for sure. Just played my two rounds and am dead-ass last on the leaderboard. FIVE times in the water, sat behind a giant tree and had to hit back towards the tee, every birdie putt burned the edge and didn't drop. Didn't even play that badly but had every bit of rotten luck you could have in a month of pixel golf jammed into 2 rounds.
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Post by Art Vandelay on May 13, 2020 22:48:10 GMT -5
It's DbD Gawlfin' with Art Vandelay
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Post by SAM on May 14, 2020 5:16:17 GMT -5
Thanks for Twitchin' Art....
Watched you go round on "past broadcasts."
Didn't realise you play with no distance indicator to the pin!!!
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Post by zorbacles on May 14, 2020 8:26:59 GMT -5
My Fellow 'Muricans: I just thought i would show you I am taking this Billy Budd Cup showdown very seriously. Below see the outfit I will be wearing to compete against those dastardly ROWs! It is just like the outfit I wear IRL on the course, except for shorts in the summer. I know all my team mates will come up with equally patriotic uniforms. I already wear those pants, with the matching top and hat. Different colours tho
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Post by SAM on May 14, 2020 10:23:12 GMT -5
My Fellow 'Muricans: I just thought i would show you I am taking this Billy Budd Cup showdown very seriously. Below see the outfit I will be wearing to compete against those dastardly ROWs! It is just like the outfit I wear IRL on the course, except for shorts in the summer. I know all my team mates will come up with equally patriotic uniforms. I already wear those pants, with the matching top and hat. Different colours tho Wrong thread you " Clown booted Doodle Dandy" stop trying to steal my DbD thunder & post that here
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Post by Art Vandelay on May 14, 2020 20:27:58 GMT -5
Thanks for Twitchin' Art.... Watched you go round on "past broadcasts." Didn't realise you play with no distance indicator to the pin!!! I'm not too brave, that detail is on the screen already so I took that part off. Think it's in the upper right.
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Post by Crazy Croc on May 15, 2020 6:45:02 GMT -5
49 days, 13 hours, 22 minutes since the lockdown was introduced in South Africa. Two days ago they said we can now just about buy anything as long as it is purchased online. Except for dop and smokes (dop = alcohol) Used my online pass to purchase a ticket to SAM's Heartland. Hit a crap load of trees. Had enough by the time I got to the 14th and purchased a box of termites from a witch doctor in Umtata (online). By the time I got to the 18th, my package was waiting - pretty efficient I should add. Only problem they were shipped in a card box container and the termites kinda ate through the package - so much so that there was only one left in the box. A pretty big one. Now i'm not a bug expert, but the big one looks suspiciously more like a cockroach tbh. Either way, dropped the big guy off near one of the trees - he then scurried off into the grass instead of climbing into the tree. I hope he is just a bit disorientated or just not real hungry for now, but i'm waiting at the 19th. Been 2 days now - will check out the course a bit later today for my second round...
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Post by sandsaver01 on May 15, 2020 7:48:56 GMT -5
^^^^lol Marc, great stuff!
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Post by Celtic Wolf on May 15, 2020 10:06:53 GMT -5
Round 2 in the bag and the target has been set for you Xbox guys.
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Post by SAM on May 15, 2020 10:08:34 GMT -5
49 days, 13 hours, 22 minutes since the lockdown was introduced in South Africa. Two days ago they said we can now just about buy anything as long as it is purchased online. Except for dop and smokes (dop = alcohol) Used my online pass to purchase a ticket to SAM 's Heartland. Hit a crap load of trees. Had enough by the time I got to the 14th and purchased a box of termites from a witch doctor in Umtata (online). By the time I got to the 18th, my package was waiting - pretty efficient I should add. Only problem they were shipped in a card box container and the termites kinda ate through the package - so much so that there was only one left in the box. A pretty big one. Now i'm not a bug expert, but the big one looks suspiciously more like a cockroach tbh. Either way, dropped the big guy off near one of the trees - he then scurried off into the grass instead of climbing into the tree. I hope he is just a bit disorientated or just not real hungry for now, but i'm waiting at the 19th. Been 2 days now - will check out the course a bit later today for my second round... Ha! Haaaa! Good stuff Crazy Croc (funny, funny guy!).... Heads up for you - Heartlands is comin' to your tour... let's hope Ol' Cockyroach has done the business by then & in the meantime you have shelled out for a headset to be delivered so we can get you online in game!!!
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Post by zorbacles on May 15, 2020 10:24:36 GMT -5
Playing my rounds now.
defending my title
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Post by Crazy Croc on May 15, 2020 11:32:43 GMT -5
Your international passport to smoking pleasure
A dop for anyone who know what brand that is. No Googling of course! Spent some quality time on the 19th at Sam's Heartland the past 2 days. Reminisced about the past, wondered about the future. Told everyone I am immune to subliminal messaging, no commercial or ad ever influenced me to do anything or buy anything. Except for the ad referred to in the opening line. Good old days, go to the movies, big eyed wonder land I used to absolutely love those specific commercials. Every month there would be a new version, loved them all. They influenced me to what I am today. Crazy about airplanes, fast cars, pretty girls and exotic places. Only time I smoked that specific brand tough was when I bummed a smoke. Hit the course all refreshed, confident that the oversized African termite would have made an easy meal of those cold wet weather trees. The 3rd was the 1st indication that the termite was either not quite up to scratch or it really was a bloody cockroach. Either way, was not too fussed about it as I was really enjoying the vista and hospitality the course offered. Was going great guns, got to -11 after 11 before the wheels came off. I think either the whiskey had worn off or I was just missing nicotine. (stopped smoking about 4 years ago - 4 packs a day at that time, honestly. Chesterfield) I feel for the smokers who are now reduced to buying Fong Kong cigs on the black market at massively inflated prices. Anorexic pig sh%$ laced with cyanide to mask the taste rolled at a sweatshop near you. At least Government has your health at heart! Dropped 2 balls in the water since teeing off on the 12th. Great course Sam, happy to see Heartland on the KF tour (pssst, pm me the secret to hitting the 17th f/w, master and driver combo, would ya please!) As a final sendoff for the day - two pearls of wisdom, 1st one in case one of you end up with the million dollar/euro/pound question on Who wants to be a Millionaire - back in 2020 a rat introduced the corona to the world - people were forced to stay home for months on end - millions died, billions lost their jobs. Statistically which job was the hardest hit?
A smoking cat burglar! And i cannot leave without at least sharing some of the magic. Remember, smoking might burn your fingers!
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