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Post by jwtexan on Mar 21, 2020 10:05:50 GMT -5
TGC Dirt Sea Tours Bags Son 8!
Let's go get some pars then hit the bar!
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Post by Art Vandelay on Mar 21, 2020 11:39:38 GMT -5
I have it on good authority that Pablo pablo , Art Art Vandelay and Wade @sirwade59 are heading towards joining the posh boys in the Pro tours. Gotta ask lads, if you go up are you all willing to play 4 extra rounds per week in CC-Pro and report them on the thread? Best to ask now than have problems further down the line. Right now I am looking at relegation from CC-A to CC-B based on tour play. At this hour T114 one shot clear of the dreaded red that will send me to the Killah Beez Tour. As @sirwade59 said, I have my doubts of becoming a Posh Boy again. If that miracle does happen, I will slink out of my penthouse and have a car take me to your humble CC-Pro venue weekly to participate with your kind. In other words, try to stop me from being a Dirtbag. I double dog dare ya. In conclusion, Onward!
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Post by Art Vandelay on Mar 21, 2020 11:42:26 GMT -5
Ok I have had a read of the first report. I have some work to do. Starting with trying to understand how the hell this competition works Abzorbz, how about you spend a season getting the hang of things here before you get into second level weirdness first. I’ll bring along a society veteran for Season 8. What say you, Wart Art Vandelay ? Wanna do this? Put down the dang phone when you want to tag me, will ya?!?! With suddenly having a bit more time (thanks a LOT covid-19!), I'm game. PM me with what you want me to do, and I will respond with my salary requirements.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2020 14:00:16 GMT -5
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Post by SkyBlueBen on Mar 21, 2020 14:03:01 GMT -5
Nice Wade....but can you save the rest for the tourney!! lol
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Post by Art Vandelay on Mar 21, 2020 14:32:55 GMT -5
Great gobs of goo, you do this ALL the time. Congrats Wade!
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Post by IGolfBad on Mar 21, 2020 15:22:50 GMT -5
Lady and gentledudes, I am pleased to announce the newest addition to the Dirtbags Season 8 press corps, the one, the only, you know him, you love him, you can’t live without him, all the way from Saginaw Bay, I give you... Mr. Arthur Vandelay, aka Frank (is this a real thing?), aka Wart, aka The Master of His Own Domain, aka The Lesser Half of the Greatest Rivalry in All of TGCTours! Wart and I will be splitting the duties of your favorite twice weekly reports and promise all of you more bang for your entertainment dollar/pound/euro/yen/rupee/goat/franc/rand/angar/ruple/peso/drachma/loony/crown/florin/real/krone/dinar/shilling/won/kyat/złoty/bhat/lira/dông/kwatcha/Imperial credit. Any and all complaints should be registered with Dan catcherman22, who will ensure that’s the remains of your complaint will be lovingly stored in a tasteful urn in the back of Doyley’s Doyley liquor closet, where it will stay undisturbed save for biannually routine dusting. Onwards [sic]!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2020 15:27:13 GMT -5
Great gobs of goo, you do this ALL the time. Congrats Wade! Thanks Art! I can assure you it is more luck than skill!
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Post by cappy1 on Mar 21, 2020 16:15:59 GMT -5
What a crazy pixel golf week I received my first red blob in the KF Tour and I may get promoted from the KF Tour.
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Post by bogeyman on Mar 21, 2020 18:03:14 GMT -5
Well then, I will trust you and your sources! My source is impeccable.... Oh no! Ben's resorting to gran dad jokes!
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Post by SkyBlueBen on Mar 21, 2020 18:06:06 GMT -5
My source is impeccable.... Oh no! Ben's resorting to gran dad jokes! Old ‘uns are the best!!
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Post by sid snott on Mar 21, 2020 19:43:31 GMT -5
It's here. Season 8 is about to start Match 1 Paige's Boys vs Raise the Bar Rds 1 & 2 Ernie vs Leon Art Simon Randy vs Wes David K Jeff Rd 3 Ernie vs Wes Art vs Jeff Randy vs Leon David K vs Simon Rd 4 Ernie vs Jeff Art vs Wes Randy vs Simon David K vs Leon Match 2 Jet Pac's vs Wet 'N' Wild Rds 1 & 2 Ashton vs Ken Pat Marc Bill vs Carol Chuck Frans Rd 3 Ashton vs Carol Pat vs Frans Bill vs Ken Chuck vs Marc Rd 4 Ashton vs Frans Pat vs Carol Bill vs Marc Chuck vs Ken Match 3 Pitched Tents vs Coupleofbums Rds 1 & 2 Mark vs Les Hunter Martin Peter vs Mike R Kevin D vs Kevin E Rd 3 Mark vs Mike R Hunter vs Kevin E Peter vs Les Kevin D vs Martin Rd 4 Mark vs Kevin E Hunter vs Mike R Peter vs Martin Kevin D vs Les Match 4 Ball Bags vs Dead Parrots Rds 1 & 2 Paul vs Johnny Pablo Wade Mike G vs Ben Andrew Greg Rd 3 Paul vs Ben Pablo vs Greg Mike G vs Johnny Andrew vs Wade Rd 4 Paul vs Greg Pablo vs Ben Mike G vs Wade Andrew vs Johnny Saxondale PithyDoctorG is our 1st port of call for season 8. It's based somewhere in England, a nice looking course from what I remember Septic Peg called in and said that she would read the tea leaves, but I use tea bags. Here's her predictions for the week Frans will find water on the course and the Balls will find sand on their balls The winners are going to be Pars, Bpac, Koppla,& Monty's Good luck out there.
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Post by catcherman22 on Mar 21, 2020 19:57:41 GMT -5
Catcher Cup Week 1 Matches:
David K vs Leon A Ernie C vs Wes H Randy M vs Jeff W Art V vs Simon M
Ashton F vs Frans M Jack R vs Marc N Chuck G vs Carol S Pat O vs Ken L
Peter M vs Kevin E Hunter B vs Les S Mark L vs Martin S Kevin D vs Mike R
Paul B vs Ben T Mike G vs Johnny B Pablo A vs Wade W David H vs Dom B
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Post by fransslabak on Mar 22, 2020 2:06:07 GMT -5
What a crazy pixel golf week I received my first red blob in the KF Tour and I may get promoted from the KF Tour. I had a “love this new monitor even if I can’t use speakers” week: - won the Catcherman Cup - fourth in KF tournament - think I accidentally got myself promoted to Euro as well Best wishes Frans
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Post by fransslabak on Mar 22, 2020 2:11:39 GMT -5
Hi all,
As your Catcherman Cup winner, I get to pick the course and conditions for our DB Ryder Cup. I am open to suggestions as far as the course goes - I will pick conditions though! 😉
So, given that US is hosting this time, let me have your suggestions on a suitable, challenging but not unfair, preferably water-rich, US course.
I’ll make a decision later today, so hurry up... 😊
Best wishes Frans
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