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Post by SMIFFYLFC79 on Mar 6, 2015 13:31:52 GMT -5
Next in we have Euro Tour player Andi Smith, WELCOME AGAIN ANDI, Hi Bill did you just see what happened on 18?, cor blimey remind me not to get in Mr Blaylocks way, can that man swing a club or what? YES WE DID UNFORTUNATE EVENT, WE ALSO UNDERSTAND THE WGR NO1 HAD TO WITHDRAW?He has yes unfortunately, I think he dislocated a thumb trying to restrain Mr Blaylock. HAVE YOU CLEARED YOUR NAME YET?As of yet Bill no I have not seen Tom 'Roadrunner' Humphries since he asked for those headache tablets , but he seems to have kept his pecker up scoring well in round 3 and sitting 2nd behind fellow European tour player Ian Sweeney. FRED PARROW BELIEVES THE BALL SQUIRTS HAVE COME FROM EUROPE?I cant speak for others but I did have some dodgy food on the flight over, so he may be correct. HOW WAS ROUND 3 FOR YOURSELF?Well Bill not as good as I'd hoped missed some putts again , and a few fairways in this round, but managed to shoot a 64 -8 which keeps me in the top 30. HOPES FOR ROUND 4?Well I would be silly not to say that I hope to score ::)well and hopefully squeak a top 25 if not better , but we will have to see how it all pans out. THANKS FOR YOUR TIME AGAIN ANDI, CATCH UP AFTER ROUND 4, I HAVE A PRESENT I WOULD LIKE YOU TO GIVE TO MY BROTHER BOB.Ok Bill I will see you after round 4.
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IlludiumQ36
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TGCT Name: Tom Morgan
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Post by IlludiumQ36 on Mar 6, 2015 14:07:23 GMT -5
Now entering the press tent, 2015 Joburg Open champion Tom Morgan.
Welcome, Tom. Looks like a pretty disappointing opening round 66, especially after your record-setting performance last week in South Africa. Care to comment on the round?
Couldn't hit a #%$#&*@ putt. Couldn't get near a $@!#@&^! pin. %^#$ ^&#%@$ @^&&#%# squirt, squirt, %^#$@%! *&^%#$!% ^@&#$%$^!&#(* ^@^!@*&($(@*%$ ^#&@&#^*!@$) ^#&@*(!$)@*$^ SACK OF MONKEY #%^@%&#&!^@$#!!!!!!!!
I...see. Well, pretty good turnaround on the second round, a 12-under 60 even with that ball-in-water on 16.
%@$#! !$@%#& !%$@%@^ ^!*&@()()$&!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for your time. Good luck this weekend.
*^$@#!!!!!
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Kodiak_OS
Weekend Golfer
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TGCT Name: Dan Turner
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Post by Kodiak_OS on Mar 8, 2015 1:21:42 GMT -5
Next up at the microphone is DanTurner.
Welcome back Dan, how was your final round?
Considering the winds I faced and the pin locations, not terrible. Couldn't match up with my 1st or 3rd rounds but I'm not too disappointed. Currently I'm tied for 30th and will probably finish around 32-33 with several other guys. Considering my WGR is 32nd, that's about right.
Any highlights or lowlights during your play?
Absolutely. I aced #4 and finished birdie birdie on 17 and 18, with the bird on 18 coming via a chip in. In all I had 6 birdies, wish I could've made a couple more though. The bogey on 15 stung as well. Just misread things on the green. Finished the front with a 5 under 31 and the back with a 2 under 34.
Having played against all the top players in the world in a tournament setting now, how would you rate your game and what are your goals from here on out?
For starters, consistency. The top guys play pretty consistent across all 4 rounds and don't deviate much with each round's scores. Secondly, the margin of error in a field like this is next to none. All it takes is 3-4 shots a round to really wreck your tournament and take you out of contention. It could be a putt, an approach, or even a bad drive on the wrong hole, but add those up over 4 rounds and bam, you finish double digit shots behind leader. As for going forward, definitely want to start seeing more top 15's and 10's back on my home tour along with qualifying for The Masters. Once that special weekend in April has come and gone, provided I qualify, I'll reassess then. I will add that I'm staying in the States for an extra week and playing at The Pellaway before returning to Europe.
Well good luck on your Masters quest and your tournament next week.
Thanks, looking forward to it.
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Post by SMIFFYLFC79 on Mar 8, 2015 2:32:44 GMT -5
Andi Smith comes in for the final time this week, HI ANDI, FEELING GOOD?Hi Bill, yes I am thanks. ROUND 4 GO OK FOR YOU?Could not have asked for better Bill, I shot a 61 -11, to sneak a top 20 finish, after the appalling first round I have to say im rather happy with that. HAVE YOU ENJOYED YOUR FIRST VISIT ACROSS THE POND?Again Yes Bill I have, unfortunately I wont be back until the masters but I look forward to that. ANYTHING STAND OUT FOR YOU THAT YOU CAN TAKE FORWARD?Mr Blaylock kicking off on 18, now that's a memory , Being accused of devious acts will surely continue to rage on , I hope Fred Parrow can sort out his squirts, lol , but more importantly I have learnt a hard lesson regarding consistency over 4 rounds, to compete this is what you need. May I say a few words Bill? YES OF COURSE, GO AHEAD.I would like to thank you for your hospitality Bill, and for not breaking down in tears every two minutes, lol , I would like to congratulate all Top Ten competitors, with a mention to Ian 'Its In The Hole' Sweeney for his top 5 , Mr Blaylock for his top 5 , Alan Browne for his Top 5 and Brionne Beaumont-Thomas, for his top 10 , but I would like to especially congratulate Tom 'Top Spot' Humphries, who potentially has 1st win on the PGA but for Winning the WGC , Very Well Played Tom, we wont hear the end of this now, lol. THANKS ANDI ITS BEEN A PLEASURE, NEXT TIME WE MEET WILL BE AT THE MASTERS. That it Will Bill, until next time. OH, ANDI CAN YOU PASS THIS TO BOB FOR ME, ITS HIS FAVOURITE. Of course Bill, anything you would like me to say to him? YES, GROW A PAIR, LOL. Ok will do, bye Bill and Thanks.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2015 16:11:17 GMT -5
/Blaylock steals the mic from reporter Bob and runs into the brush, ......only to pop back out a few minutes later with some dirt on his hands and shirt, he slowly walks away like nothing happened...
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Post by Oblong on Mar 8, 2015 18:49:37 GMT -5
I almost don't recognize him, but isn't that Fred Parrow limping into the clubhouse? You ok buddy? Just glad to be done. The field this week was just overpowering. I didn't play poorly, but then again I didn't really light up the course this week.
After 2 rounds you where going on about the high winds, but your last 2 rounds were pretty mild at 1-8mph...yet your scores remained the same. Yeah, I was getting within 15 feet but I missed way too many short birdie chances. Guess I can't blame the wind for my average outing, just overall unspectacular play.
So what's with the limp...case of the ball squirts? Yes and no. It wasn't what happened on the links but at the hotel between rounds. Those crafty Euros brought with them a contingent of Czech supermodels who were roaming about all week. Fair play to them as it created quite a distraction for some of us PGA players. Our top golfer is still unaccounted for. Expect to see some payback when we hop over the pond for The Open!
So what's next, any takeaways going to the Valspar Championship? Well, I was consistent with 66, 65, 65, 66 and I did manage only 2 bogies. But talk like that will have me at the bottom of the barrel at Pellaway Hills. I think my game will shine at more challenging courses compared to shootout courses so it may not be until The Masters before I can sniff the topside of the leaderboards.
Speaking of sniff...what is that smell? Skvarky? Don't go there pal! I'm off to the showers, then the chiropractor, and the pharmacist.
Oy vey!
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