Funny Things Children Say

[linkslover]

Bath time last night. My daughter has a bath toy where there are four heads and four mix and match outfits split into top, bottoms and shoes. They have be put into any order the child likes and stuck to the wall or bath. There is one boy and three girls in the pack.

Last night she lined them up on the side of the bath and started playing school with them, with her being the teacher. She gave them all names, which started off being somewhat sensible before going into the ridiculous.
Boy, Sunshine, Pancake and Wheels On The Bus.

Every time she called out Wheels On The Bus I couldn't contain myself. It got to the point where my daughter was shouting at me to stop laughing so she could carry on with her 'class'.

[15eicheltower9]

My 2 1/2 year old and I were playing with his toy story dolls. I used Buzz's karate chop action to knock Woody's hat off. My son then put me in a timeout for hitting.

Him: sit down.

Me: you mean buzz?

Him: no, you sit down.

Then when I was sitting there he found the remote and turned off the TV. (We were watching one of his shows).

Him: are you sorry?

Me: yes.

Him: ok you can get up.

Then he turned tv back on.

[Royce]

My son, 4-5 years old at the time, told my wife during an argument "I'm right, you're wrong, my brain is awesome". Instant classic. Needs to be printed on a tshirt.

[Friz]

Yesterday out of the blue my 4 year old daughter told me "Daddy, did you know I am scared of wild kangaroos?"

We live in suburban Detroit, literally about the farthest place in the world away from Australia.

[linkslover]

My daughter came out with a couple of good ones this past week...

DAUGHTER: Daddy, do you know what I want to be when I grow up?
ME: No (name).
DAUGHTER: On a Monday I'm going to be a firefighter. On a Tuesday I'm going to be a footballer. On Wednesday I'll be a teacher and on Thursday I'll be a swimming teacher. Then I can have Friday, Saturday and Sunday off.

While that's a fantastic idea, I didn't have the heart to tell her that it's not possible as she's only 4.



Then, in the park...
DAUGHTER: Those boys and girls are naughty playing on the playground because of the virus.
WIFE: Very good girl (name).
About half an hour later...
DAUGHTER: I wish I was naughty so I could play on the playground.

[FRSTDWN]

Asked my youngest. You want to be a astronaut? Said not really you can die not worth the risk .