Frank Sinatra Blue Eyes Invitational@Mascoma Lake**
Sept 8, 2019 5:40:09 GMT -5
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Post by hmammoth on Sept 8, 2019 5:40:09 GMT -5
Welcome to a season 6 here on the Korn Ferry tour, yes the Korn fu****g Ferry tour. Yet again, the middle child of the tours get the shaft, and that shaft has been shoved somewhere the sun does not shine. It’s bad enough that the challenge circuit player look at us a stepping stone to the higher tours and the higher tours look down on us as a mockie ah( Cork slang for pretend) tour. Now we have this name to add to the humiliation. But I have plans, soon everyone will know about the Korn Ferry tour, soon that laughter from the other tours will turn to tears. Don’t worry Kornholers, our time will come.
Season six opens with Mascoma Lake by @chrashbird This course was originally going to be used around six months ago. Before the final details of the contract could be signed, Chris had a course on the PGA, unfortunately Chris is his naivety decided to read the feedback on the forums on the PGA thread while he was attending the event. The resulting breakdown was not pretty and Chris was last seen muttering to himself while being gently escorted from the course by three men in white coats. I can now reveal that those men were trained medical professionals from the tgctours designers sanatorium “ The 19th Hole Psychiatric Institution” This is a safe space for designers that have had courses on tour on the PGA where a number of exclusive and unique therapy methods are used to the the patient back designing again. For example, a special wind tunnel, where patients sit while the wind is slowly increased from low to very high. Once a patient can sit in very high winds with out screaming “ it’s to high, the ball can not reach, turn it down” or muttering “ they are going to get me”. We know he is ready to move on. The sanatoriums garden, contains slopes of varying severity that designers are encouraged to roll down while shouting “weeeeeee” as opposed “ She cannot take it captain, the ball will never stick”. Once a designer can roll down the most severe of the slopes with out ending up curled into a ball, we know he is ready to move on. Group therapy with other designers of PGA tour courses provides a outlet for designers to b%& about PGA players without the risk of someone posting a meme mocking their insecurities and after six months, they are ready to design again.
Chris has been fully cured and I am proud to present Mascoma Lake but be gentle in your feedback, be kind in your remarks, be thoughtful in your comments because if there was to be a relapse, there is no second chance, no return visit to the sanatorium. When there is a relapse, the designer is sent to design for perfect golf. So have fun, good luck and for the love of god, be nice.
Season six opens with Mascoma Lake by @chrashbird This course was originally going to be used around six months ago. Before the final details of the contract could be signed, Chris had a course on the PGA, unfortunately Chris is his naivety decided to read the feedback on the forums on the PGA thread while he was attending the event. The resulting breakdown was not pretty and Chris was last seen muttering to himself while being gently escorted from the course by three men in white coats. I can now reveal that those men were trained medical professionals from the tgctours designers sanatorium “ The 19th Hole Psychiatric Institution” This is a safe space for designers that have had courses on tour on the PGA where a number of exclusive and unique therapy methods are used to the the patient back designing again. For example, a special wind tunnel, where patients sit while the wind is slowly increased from low to very high. Once a patient can sit in very high winds with out screaming “ it’s to high, the ball can not reach, turn it down” or muttering “ they are going to get me”. We know he is ready to move on. The sanatoriums garden, contains slopes of varying severity that designers are encouraged to roll down while shouting “weeeeeee” as opposed “ She cannot take it captain, the ball will never stick”. Once a designer can roll down the most severe of the slopes with out ending up curled into a ball, we know he is ready to move on. Group therapy with other designers of PGA tour courses provides a outlet for designers to b%& about PGA players without the risk of someone posting a meme mocking their insecurities and after six months, they are ready to design again.
Chris has been fully cured and I am proud to present Mascoma Lake but be gentle in your feedback, be kind in your remarks, be thoughtful in your comments because if there was to be a relapse, there is no second chance, no return visit to the sanatorium. When there is a relapse, the designer is sent to design for perfect golf. So have fun, good luck and for the love of god, be nice.