Just my Luck. A lil weekend Humor...
Feb 14, 2015 13:33:09 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2015 13:33:09 GMT -5
Ed and Carolyn met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head
over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a
few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when
they got home. Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Carolyn to dance clubs,
restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Ed became convinced that Carolyn
was indeed his soul mate... and true love. Every date seemed better than the
last.
On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise
ship, Ed took Carolyn to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting
for their salad, Ed said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with
you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the
next stage. So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life
changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play
golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and
breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so
now!"
Carolyn took a deep breath and responded, "Ed that certainly
won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since
we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last
five years I've been a hooker."
Ed said, "I bet it's because you're not keeping your wrists
straight when you hit the
ball.”
