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Post by misternic on Feb 11, 2015 23:11:47 GMT -5
10 - You refer to every turn on the road as a dogleg
9 - You recently said to your boss "I randomly give 93% or 97%, never know when it is coming"
8 - You walk off the first green at your local muni because they dont have a green grid.
7 - You stop marking your ball on the greens, others can just putt through my ball right?
6 - You have to leave work early because you just thought of a new way to use "a bridge"
5 - You keeping hitting houses in real life with your "high loft flop shot"
4 - You reply with a 20 minute saga of missing the cut by one stroke due an in-opportune "thumb siezure" when your significant other asks what you want for dinner.
3 - You keep dreaming of building the perfect par 5.
2 - You have started to use the phrase "wonky" in casual conversation... alot!
AND #1
1 - You spent 45 minutes on the tee in real life "wind waiting".
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Post by Leesome191 on Feb 12, 2015 0:42:02 GMT -5
I actually go swinging my arms around, even tho i use my thumbs.Still think im limbering up tho....may aswell riggle my toes for all the help it brings.
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Post by Leesome191 on Feb 12, 2015 0:43:05 GMT -5
Im the windmill lol
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Post by Leesome191 on Feb 12, 2015 0:51:55 GMT -5
Erm....wots your routine?  |
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Post by Leesome191 on Feb 12, 2015 0:56:19 GMT -5
Number 5 seems to pop up now im in the tour pfft |
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Post by Leesome191 on Feb 12, 2015 1:06:27 GMT -5
I spent more time on the 19th pfft...jeez this game.
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Post by daddyjules on Feb 12, 2015 1:15:29 GMT -5
the ultimate sign for me is when im away from the game i randomly quote john the commentator under my breathe, things like "alrite, lets let her rip!" and "boom,just boom"  pretty sad really haha |
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Post by Leesome191 on Feb 12, 2015 1:40:08 GMT -5
I dunno...different strokes for different folks .. just let rip,n see em fly m8.... If in doubt....give it a clout |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2015 2:17:41 GMT -5
When sidewalks with grass or dirt on both sides gives you new ideas on how to make a fairway.
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Post by misternic on Feb 12, 2015 9:47:37 GMT -5
the ultimate sign for me is when im away from the game i randomly quote john the commentator under my breathe, things like "alrite, lets let her rip!" and "boom,just boom" pretty sad really haha Clearly I am not a good player, my go to phrase of Johns (see #2) is wonky.... "the swing was a bit wonky"... |
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Post by Pubknight on Feb 12, 2015 11:54:20 GMT -5
- While driving home after work and sitting in traffic, I think to myself, "Come on people, I'm going to be late for my virtual tee-time"
- Thinking "I've got time for a quick 9 before bed." And then, 2-3 rounds later it's 1 A.M. on a work night.
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Post by Oblong on Feb 12, 2015 12:40:59 GMT -5
* Every week you do an in-game course search for your local municipal course hoping someone has made a copy to play.
* Your real life playing partners scratch their heads on the teebox when you say you are bringing out "Thor's Hammer"
* You ask your therapist,"V-Sync on or off? Help me decide!"
* Your XBox/PS4/PC sends you a message "You know there are other games out there!"
And finally...
* You are married to/dating a girl named "Lauren" and you can no longer scream her name during the act because it makes you think of "Lorin" at HBStudios.
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Post by misternic on Feb 12, 2015 13:02:58 GMT -5
And #5 is why you have a therapist in #3... |
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Post by Orion on Feb 12, 2015 16:01:04 GMT -5
* Every week you do an in-game course search for your local municipal course hoping someone has made a copy to play. * Your real life playing partners scratch their heads on the teebox when you say you are bringing out "Thor's Hammer" * You ask your therapist,"V-Sync on or off? Help me decide!" * Your XBox/PS4/PC sends you a message "You know there are other games out there!" And finally... * You are married to/dating a girl named "Lauren" and you can no longer scream her name during the act because it makes you think of "Lorin" at HBStudios. Lorin??? |
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Post by fljon on Feb 12, 2015 19:26:40 GMT -5
- While driving home after work and sitting in traffic, I think to myself, "Come on people, I'm going to be late for my virtual tee-time" - Thinking "I've got time for a quick 9 before bed." And then, 2-3 rounds later it's 1 A.M. on a work night.Lol...did exactly that last night! But....I shot a 58 on the last course with a long eagle putt on 18. It was totally worth it!!  |
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pretty sad really haha
