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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2019 18:17:20 GMT -5
As many of you will remember, the whole "Goat Ranch" thing started back in TGC2 when I wanted to make fun of Terry Grayson, so I made a one-hole course called "Terry's Goat Ranch," which was nothing more than a severely downhill par 3 with some ridiculousness built in along the way. The course itself was rather stupid, of course, but the project became legendary when CiB0RG killed the goat standing by the tee, and thus the legend of "Pithbitwood" was etched in TGC2 history. So, in honor of the cruelly murdered goat, I have created the Ultimate Goat Ranch, a 2,649 yard par 4 with over 800' of elevation change, which will become playable after it is debuted this week on The Diamond Cutters. It is, after all, a diamond in the rough! This time around, I'm not making fun of Terry, I'm encouraging all of us designers in the community to make the best "goat ranches" we can and have a little fun along the way. Tune in to The Diamond Cutters this week at 8pm Easter on twitch.tv/tenahka_kahn to see the release of this absolutely ridiculous, completely overdone, colossal waste of design time created by yours truly!
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Post by mattf27 on Jan 27, 2019 18:35:00 GMT -5
As many of you will remember, the whole "Goat Ranch" thing started back in TGC2 when I wanted to make fun of Terry Grayson , so I made a one-hole course called "Terry's Goat Ranch," which was nothing more than a severely downhill par 3 with some ridiculousness built in along the way. The course itself was rather stupid, of course, but the project became legendary when CiB0RG killed the goat standing by the tee, and thus the legend of "Pithbitwood" was etched in TGC2 history. So, in honor of the cruelly murdered goat, I have created the Ultimate Goat Ranch, a 2,649 yard par 4 with over 800' of elevation change, which will become playable after it is debuted this week on The Diamond Cutters. It is, after all, a diamond in the rough! This time around, I'm not making fun of Terry, I'm encouraging all of us designers in the community to make the best "goat ranches" we can and have a little fun along the way. Tune in to The Diamond Cutters this week at 8pm Easter on twitch.tv/tenahka_kahn to see the release of this absolutely ridiculous, completely overdone, colossal waste of design time created by yours truly! This might be the prettiest, best planted joke I've ever seen.
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Post by mayday_golf83 on Jan 27, 2019 18:37:08 GMT -5
Wow, it appears ol’ Pithbitwood was quite popular with the ladies before his untimely demise 😂. Can’t wait to give this a spin Wednesday night on TDC. I promise not to take aim at any of the livestock 🤞🏻
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Post by cephyn on Jan 28, 2019 12:43:30 GMT -5
As many of you will remember, the whole "Goat Ranch" thing started back in TGC2 when I wanted to make fun of Terry Grayson , so I made a one-hole course called "Terry's Goat Ranch," which was nothing more than a severely downhill par 3 with some ridiculousness built in along the way. The course itself was rather stupid, of course, but the project became legendary when CiB0RG killed the goat standing by the tee, and thus the legend of "Pithbitwood" was etched in TGC2 history. So, in honor of the cruelly murdered goat, I have created the Ultimate Goat Ranch, a 2,649 yard par 4 with over 800' of elevation change, which will become playable after it is debuted this week on The Diamond Cutters. It is, after all, a diamond in the rough! This time around, I'm not making fun of Terry, I'm encouraging all of us designers in the community to make the best "goat ranches" we can and have a little fun along the way. Tune in to The Diamond Cutters this week at 8pm Easter on twitch.tv/tenahka_kahn to see the release of this absolutely ridiculous, completely overdone, colossal waste of design time created by yours truly! I mean sure, it looks great, but it is it a driveable par 4?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2019 12:49:26 GMT -5
Not only is it drivable, but this time you get to AIM for goats as your line off the tee!
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Post by cephyn on Jan 28, 2019 13:31:48 GMT -5
Not only is it drivable, but this time you get to AIM for goats as your line off the tee! Now that's what I call playability.
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Post by Terry Grayson on Jan 28, 2019 13:57:17 GMT -5
NOOOOOOOO Not the Goats... Just wait till yall see one of the prizes for the Par Three Contest the DAM is going to put out soon ha ha That is if we ever finish that Goat track pile of crap
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Post by jivesinator on Jan 28, 2019 14:07:56 GMT -5
So during mattf27’s stream on Saturday he played a joke course that featured all sorts of silly nonsense and I hopped on the course too and hit this shot: Best part is that’s my first ace of TGC19. (no squirrels were harmed in the making of this video)
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Post by mayday_golf83 on Jan 31, 2019 7:27:39 GMT -5
The Ulitmate Goat Ranch is live and it is awesome! Here's a couple of screen grabs from our hilarity last night as The Diamond Cutters crew played it live on air (and once more after the show).
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Post by golferdude1994 on Jan 31, 2019 9:06:34 GMT -5
The Ulitmate Goat Ranch is live and it is awesome! Here's a couple of screen grabs from our hilarity last night as The Diamond Cutters crew played it live on air (and once more after the show). The first image is priceless and legendary Jeremy #betweenthelegs
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2019 9:51:54 GMT -5
Lmao! And the carnage!
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Post by mayday_golf83 on Jan 31, 2019 13:29:09 GMT -5
The first image is priceless and legendary Jeremy #betweenthelegs The best part ... I’ll always have a picture of that time Tenahka tried to ride a goat! 😂
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Post by rjwils30 on Jan 31, 2019 21:10:19 GMT -5
Awesome.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2019 22:41:44 GMT -5
The first image is priceless and legendary Jeremy #betweenthelegs The best part ... I’ll always have a picture of that time Tenahka tried to ride a goat! 😂 Oh god if he is 1 yard further back and this thread is locked.
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Post by mngolfdesigns on Feb 3, 2019 12:43:33 GMT -5
The best part ... I’ll always have a picture of that time Tenahka tried to ride a goat! 😂 Oh god if he is 1 yard further back and this thread is locked. I am DYING...!!!! hahahahaha
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