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Post by TreeWood on Jul 16, 2016 12:11:39 GMT -5
Somebody posted a thread a week or two ago asking us to post who our personal TGCT rivals were. Uncharacteristically, I don't believe I replied. You see, one of my personal rivals is kind of an institution around here, as much-loved by the members here for his quick wit on the podcasts as he was infamous back in high school for his quick finish in the back seat of a '76 Cutlass. I speak, of course, of our dear friend Mr. Irving "no pants" Levine.
Back when I first discovered TGCT, Irv....uh, Jason....no, let's stick with Irving, was one of the first of the TGCT characters to create an impression, and it's just stuck ever since. While I could never compete with his erudite analysis, suave broadcasting voice, or technical prowess in putting together podcasts, I could always take quiet solace in the fact that while I sucked badly in the bowels of the CC Tour, it was a sure thing that I could outperform "Mr. Buttcream" each week. For months on end now, the only thing that's kept me from gradually slipping into the darkened depths of a Chaoz-like chasm has been the pure Schadenfreude of seeing the "proctological pundit" struggling in vain and taking a good ol' can of whoopass as I took home more prize money than him. Of course, he's been oblivious to all this the whole while.
But, in typical Irvingesque style, my artificial nemesis gets the last laugh. This past week at Oakmont Irving served up the proverbial dish that's best served cold - finishing the tournament at -10, while I conducted an all-universe clinic on useless putting and wound up at +3.
In short, my butt hurts so bad, I'm thinking of having it removed. Congrats to you, Irving, and best of luck in what's shaping up to be your ascension into C-cubed. I'll still be applying the butt-paste down here in CC-E.
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Post by Airik3333 on Jul 16, 2016 12:22:10 GMT -5
He played well.. I watched his stream while I was in the designer.. He was exhausted from work and had his kids Pokemon'en it up during the stream.. So ... Irving+Tired+Pokemon = Great Rounds.. When he was done I don't think he realized that he had played pretty darn good at Oakmont..
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Post by Bacon on Jul 16, 2016 12:53:05 GMT -5
That's one of the funniest posts I've read since joining. And eloquent. Hell, you used "erudite" in a sentence, which should automatically qualify for some sort of award!
I'm still looking for an evil nemesis, but have yet to find a suitable adversary. I HAVE taken to setting up the same ghost foursome in the past couple of tournaments, composed of unsuspecting fellow XB1 players who were members of 'C-cubed' when I joined. We have since ascended to the lofty perch of CC-B (possibly higher for some of them, after this week). I have learned from experience that if I can hang with this group, then I will almost certainly remain strike-free yet another week.
Thanks for the humor, and I hope your need for the butt paste is short-lived. (Not to say that I wish Mr. Levine any bad luck lol.)
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Post by jacobkessler on Jul 16, 2016 14:40:56 GMT -5
Copy and paste... I feel the exact same way. Mainly because he also beat me by 15. Anyway, I'm going into surgery to get my butt taken off... I suggest you join me, TreeWood
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2016 12:01:19 GMT -5
Speaking as your no longer secret nemesis, I want to tell you something from my heart. I mean this. Sincerely.
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Post by nickweis on Jul 18, 2016 13:31:27 GMT -5
this should make for good podcast material, and a lightning round question. Who is your secret nemesis? I always seem to find danandsons ghost ball, and we have had some epic battles whether he realizes it or not. I often enjoy a good round against the ghost balls of Moe Slorkman and mrooola but i don't know if that's a secret
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Post by danandsons on Jul 21, 2016 2:36:46 GMT -5
this should make for good podcast material, and a lightning round question. Who is your secret nemesis? I always seem to find danandsons ghost ball, and we have had some epic battles whether he realizes it or not. I often enjoy a good round against the ghost balls of Moe Slorkman and mrooola but i don't know if that's a secret I tend not to play with ghost balls but now a rival has emerged I may just stick yours on for a couple of rounds. It worries me that its not just me seeing my epic fail days.
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Post by tastegw on Aug 21, 2016 21:39:58 GMT -5
If I had an ass like yours it would hurt too!
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