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Post by Crazycanuck1985 on May 7, 2016 13:05:42 GMT -5
IAN SWEENEY GOLF is a worldwide sensation...so much so, that it is releasing it's first DLC..the "Heroes and Zeroes" Pack, with all new competitors to take on in "WGR Showdown" Mode, as well as some bug fixes. Major Bug Fix: -Bradley Garcia now easier to beat as he now needs to play all his shots from a tree. New Characters! Jason Wert ( Irving R. Levine ) Tips for winning: Seriously? You need a tip on this one? Let your cat play and you will probably win. Griffin Ray ( DoubtfulObelisk ) Tips: Don't let his age fool you, Griffin is one of the best and you will need your A-Game here. Bring something shiny or a chocolate bar to distract him. Brian Murphy ( smurfblade88 ) Tips for winning; You are in tough here...the #3 ranked player in the world won't go down without a fight. Only tip here is play your best. *Bug: There is a bug with Brian Murphy if you are playing IAN SWEENEY GOLF on XB1. If you win, he will accuse you of cheating. It will only stop when you turn the game off. We aren't sure what causes this, but we will be hoping to fix this with a later update. Keep an eye out for more DLC soon!
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Post by smurfblade88 on May 7, 2016 13:09:00 GMT -5
IAN SWEENEY GOLF is a worldwide sensation...so much so, that it is releasing it's first DLC..the "Heroes and Zeroes" Pack, with all new competitors to take on in "WGR Showdown" Mode, as well as some bug fixes. Major Bug Fix: -Bradley Garcia now easier to beat as he now needs to play all his shots from a tree. New Characters! Jason Wert ( Irving R. Levine ) Tips for winning: Seriously? You need a tip on this one? Let your cat play and you will probably win. Griffin Ray ( DoubtfulObelisk ) Tips: Don't let his age fool you, Griffin is one of the best and you will need your A-Game here. Bring something shiny or a chocolate bar to distract him. Brian Murphy ( smurfblade88 ) Tips for winning; You are in tough here...the #3 ranked player in the world won't go down without a fight. Only tip here is play your best. *Bug: There is a bug with Brian Murphy if you are playing IAN SWEENEY GOLF on XB1. If you win, he will accuse you of cheating. It will only stop when you turn the game off. We aren't sure what causes this, but we will be hoping to fix this with a later update. Keep an eye out for more DLC soon! Haha
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2016 13:10:21 GMT -5
That post Crazycanuck1985 is perhaps one of my favourite ever on these forums
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Post by Millsatron on May 7, 2016 13:33:45 GMT -5
BREAKING NEWSLadies and gentleman, I give you Exhibit A and B. A) B) A) Is the smashed window and B) the final resting position of Tiger Woods car, after events on that fateful Summer's day in Windermere, Florida back in 2010. Today sees the end of an injunction that has spanned the last 6 years, and helped paint a false picture of what unfolded that day. This exclusive breakthrough controversially informs us that Elin Nordegren (Woods wife at the time, and the accused attacker) wasn't even at the scene of the crime, nowhere near in fact. As the drama escalated that day Elin was in fact holidaying with her Mother and her two children in Hawaii. Which begs the question, What truly happened? Well, upon the damaging lift of this injunction Tiger Woods has exclusively quoted for Millsy Magazine (MM): Woods reflected "I lost more than my soul mate that day, I lost my soul, the one thing that means more than anything to me. The thing that made me, me".
MM understands Tiger was referring to the fact he wasn't alone in the car that day. On the back seat lay something that meant more to him than the world itself... No, not a 19 year old Floridian hooker... But, the thing that made him into a global brand, a household name, and according to Woods "it was one of a kind" - A scruffy, tired looking book. Now, this isn't just any old book. Today, we have learnt that there is only one of these books in the world. It has never before been published, a bible if you will. The contents of this book were so meaningful that TW began to break down when asked what it contained. "Everything, just everything. My life and more" A tearful Tigger proclaimed. After some extensive digging and investigative work today MM can exclusively reveal that this book was a "golden ticket" to the golfing elite's table of.... Yes, you guessed it - ONE. A supremely exclusive table, with one chair, for only ever one man (or woman. Disclaimer: MM won't be associated with sexism). Tiger sat there at that table because he is the only person to ever have won all four majors in one year, have the lowest career scoring average ever to be seen on the PGA Tour, and amassed the most career earnings of any player in PGA Tour history. Quite simply, it's God's table, and according to TW himself, the book got him there. When probed harder around the contents of the book by MM reporter Craig Ellis, a forlorn Tiger finally cracked... "It contained the mother f***ing algorithm that earned me everything, the records, the money, and of course girl after girl after girl!... I'm nothing without it, it was the code of codes... And now that prick has got it!".
MM's reporter didn't waste another second and seized the opportunity to uncover the truth, asking Woodsy boy to expand upon his final comment. "I just remember the big ass titties on the girl at the end of my drive who had her thumb out, after a lift, or a f***. So, I slowed down, fixated, I couldn't take my eyes off her jungle melons, they were incredible.... And then BAM! She starts to scream "cheater" at the top of her voice, neighbours doors began to open, curtains are drawn and the next thing I know my window has smashed.... I look back to see some English punk clubbing my car with his 95 yard sand wedge, and in all of the commotion I crash. Suddenly she's now in on it, screaming at the top of her lungs that I've tried to grope her, while they both begin ransacking my car. I was completely stunned still, and couldn't fathom why or what had just happened. It wasn't until an hour later that I realised that they had gotten away with my paper soul, my book of tricks, my "let's go and 10 putt the sh** out of 18 holes". My entire world!!".This shocking announcement certainly joins many of the dots together, and helps explain Tiger's dramatic decline, which currently sees him at a career low WGR of 508. So, who was the Englishman that got away with Woods paper mojo that day? Whoever it was, has certainly stolen his seat away at the elite, untouchables table. Meanwhile, the man they once called the machine, has lost his nickname, everything that came with it. So, when we were asked to plug his latest quest upon the conclusion of our interview, we duly obliged. After all, it was the very least we could do.
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Post by ATLdust on May 8, 2016 7:13:11 GMT -5
IAN SWEENEY GOLF is a worldwide sensation...so much so, that it is releasing it's first DLC..the "Heroes and Zeroes" Pack, with all new competitors to take on in "WGR Showdown" Mode, as well as some bug fixes. Major Bug Fix: -Bradley Garcia now easier to beat as he now needs to play all his shots from a tree. New Characters! Jason Wert ( Irving R. Levine ) Tips for winning: Seriously? You need a tip on this one? Let your cat play and you will probably win. Griffin Ray ( DoubtfulObelisk ) Tips: Don't let his age fool you, Griffin is one of the best and you will need your A-Game here. Bring something shiny or a chocolate bar to distract him. Brian Murphy ( smurfblade88 ) Tips for winning; You are in tough here...the #3 ranked player in the world won't go down without a fight. Only tip here is play your best. *Bug: There is a bug with Brian Murphy if you are playing IAN SWEENEY GOLF on XB1. If you win, he will accuse you of cheating. It will only stop when you turn the game off. We aren't sure what causes this, but we will be hoping to fix this with a later update. Keep an eye out for more DLC soon! Crazycanuck just won the Internet!
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2016 22:27:15 GMT -5
For the record, my cat did not beat me at the game
We tied.
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Post by adamhill413 on May 9, 2016 5:54:34 GMT -5
Challenge #2: Complete a round on any course designed by CrazyCanuck and have a GIR of 88% or better. You take a break half way through to go horse riding.
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