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Post by unclefester75 on May 4, 2016 8:58:43 GMT -5
Guys, I hate to break this to you but Ian Sweeney is actually part of an elaborate CIA Psychological Operation Program (PSYOP) to pre-condition the human race to accept superiority in anticipation of a master alien-race which is to ascend from the Mother Ship in the coming months.
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Post by mcbogga on May 4, 2016 10:05:36 GMT -5
I heard Ian once won a match 19/18.
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Post by lewis9 on May 4, 2016 11:28:20 GMT -5
When I started this thread I had no idea it would escalate this far. It shows what a great community this is. Hilarious posts guys.
Sorry Ian, I'm sure you're seeing the funny side.
So anyway, I heard that Ian Sweeney was once asked to put his coat away. Apparently he chose Lob Wedge and flopped the coat onto the peg.
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Post by t2theb2 on May 4, 2016 13:13:38 GMT -5
I heard ian is a C............................! Clue: 4 letter word
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Post by SMIFFYLFC79 on May 4, 2016 13:33:45 GMT -5
I heard ian is a C............................! Clue: 4 letter word Can I buy a vowel plz
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Post by jarednich on May 4, 2016 13:54:27 GMT -5
Ian was once visiting Central America and demonstrating proper contact with the golf ball. When showing what not to do, he decided to hit one fat.
And that, kids, is why we have the Panama Canal.
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2016 14:08:36 GMT -5
I heard ian is a C............................! Clue: 4 letter word Cuck?
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2016 14:13:53 GMT -5
Jesus and Moses are playing golf when they come to an island green. Moses tees off with a 3-wood and hits the green.
Jesus takes out his 5-iron and says, "I'm going to hit a 5-iron because Ian Sweeney would hit a 5-iron from here."
Jesus tees it up and the ball lands half way across the lake in the water.
Jesus shrugs and starts walking on the water to where his ball went in. Just then, a foursome approaching the tee box sees Jesus walking on the water.
One of them asks Moses, "Who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ?"
Moses turns and says, "No, he is Jesus Christ. He thinks he's Ian Sweeney!"
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Post by ijs1543 on May 4, 2016 15:25:01 GMT -5
I heard ian is a C............................! Clue: 4 letter word Never call me cute again
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Post by ijs1543 on May 4, 2016 15:27:31 GMT -5
When I started this thread I had no idea it would escalate this far. It shows what a great community this is. Hilarious posts guys. Sorry Ian, I'm sure you're seeing the funny side. So anyway, I heard that Ian Sweeney was once asked to put his coat away. Apparently he chose Lob Wedge and flopped the coat onto the peg. Lol, all good mate, didnt think it would reach 5 pages also gfoss did a poster of that new game so i could give it to tom
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2016 17:48:46 GMT -5
New DLC announced:
TGCTours Historical challenges.........see if you can emulate these feats from previous events:
Challenge #1: Play as Daniel Waring in the 4th round at Humboldt Bay and shoot under 118.
Challenge #2: Complete a round on any course designed by CrazyCanuck and have a GIR of 88% or better.
Challenge #3: Play in the 3rd round of last years Malaysian Open at Kobeoshi Royal as Tony McGettigan and shoot in the 60's to still have a chance going into the 4th round.
Challenge #4: Play as Bradley Garcia in the 4th round at Royal Balwearie in last years BMW Masters and get 7 birdies on the back 9 to win by 9 shots.
Challenge #5: Play as Ian Sweeney and win 5 tournaments in a row.......(Can he do it this week?)
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Post by marino313131 on May 4, 2016 19:20:45 GMT -5
I like to picture Sweeney as a Bill Gates type with giant glasses who applies his self created protractor like device on the screen to assure perfection.
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Post by welikeitroughnc on May 4, 2016 20:48:21 GMT -5
Ian Sweeney doesn't always lose but when he does it because he didn't play, stay second my friends!!
Ian Sweeney imported from the UK
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2016 21:08:38 GMT -5
I beat ijs1543 once in True Sim.. He was playing left handed and on a 144p monitor.
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2016 21:54:34 GMT -5
I beat ijs1543 once in True Sim.. He was playing left handed and on a 144p monitor. He let you win so he would know what losing felt like.
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