Bill W. did it for booze, so lets do it for Golf!
Mar 9, 2016 6:40:24 GMT -5
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Post by Harry Hates Golf on Mar 9, 2016 6:40:24 GMT -5
There is a lot of ugliness out there in this cold void that we call the world. Many of us turn in despair to seek out some sort of pseudo escapism from all of the day to day pressure and the never-ending unhappiness. Yes, this is true. And many of us have turned to The Golf Club game for our escapism. Unfortunately, in what we thought would be hours of enjoyment turned into a horrific nightmare.
The Golf Club game has become an addiction.
Jobs have been lost, homes have been foreclosed, families have been destroyed, and personal hygiene ignored. The sickness knows no bounds. All that matters to the TGC addict is getting the perfect swing, is doing the one-put, is the eagle, the albatross, and the elusive hole-in-one. The TGC junkie owns not only one version of The Golf Club, but owns numerous copies of each system version. The TGC addict will invest all their money into high-end graphic cards and processors as they seek out to be the top of the leaderboard, taking no notice that the family bills have not been paid, and that there is no food on the table. And when the money runs out, the TGC junkie will resort to theft, or turning tricks, to feed their addiction. This is the day to day existence of the TGC junkie until their body gives out from the abuse and they are buried in a pauper's grave.
But no more.
Today, we make a stand.
Today, with the sponsorship of my friends at MORTradio, and with the guidance and leadership of Arnold Palmer and O.J. Simpson, I am outlining the creation of a non-profit support group and rehabilitation center called "St. Nicole of Brentwood Rehabilitation Center for the control of TGC".
As outline in our plans, the rehabilitation center will offer classes in yoga and proper cocktail etiquette, as well as training seminars showing the other uses for PCs (such as word processing, YouTube, and adult websites). Furthermore, our support groups will be ran by former TGC addicts who have found a better way of life, and who are willing to help others through yoga and RedTube, and most of all, through listening. Lastly, we will be giving away a free puppy to everyone that joins our rehabilitation center, because we believe that the best psychiatrist in the world is a puppy licking your face.
Remember, you're not alone.
And remember, we're here to help.
The Golf Club game has become an addiction.
Jobs have been lost, homes have been foreclosed, families have been destroyed, and personal hygiene ignored. The sickness knows no bounds. All that matters to the TGC addict is getting the perfect swing, is doing the one-put, is the eagle, the albatross, and the elusive hole-in-one. The TGC junkie owns not only one version of The Golf Club, but owns numerous copies of each system version. The TGC addict will invest all their money into high-end graphic cards and processors as they seek out to be the top of the leaderboard, taking no notice that the family bills have not been paid, and that there is no food on the table. And when the money runs out, the TGC junkie will resort to theft, or turning tricks, to feed their addiction. This is the day to day existence of the TGC junkie until their body gives out from the abuse and they are buried in a pauper's grave.
But no more.
Today, we make a stand.
Today, with the sponsorship of my friends at MORTradio, and with the guidance and leadership of Arnold Palmer and O.J. Simpson, I am outlining the creation of a non-profit support group and rehabilitation center called "St. Nicole of Brentwood Rehabilitation Center for the control of TGC".
As outline in our plans, the rehabilitation center will offer classes in yoga and proper cocktail etiquette, as well as training seminars showing the other uses for PCs (such as word processing, YouTube, and adult websites). Furthermore, our support groups will be ran by former TGC addicts who have found a better way of life, and who are willing to help others through yoga and RedTube, and most of all, through listening. Lastly, we will be giving away a free puppy to everyone that joins our rehabilitation center, because we believe that the best psychiatrist in the world is a puppy licking your face.
Remember, you're not alone.
And remember, we're here to help.
TGC Addiction....It was suppose to be just a game
Arnold and O.J. - Our Spiritual Leaders
Betty Ford - Giving us Two Thumbs Up!
"My addiction to TGC made me do things in back alleys and toilets, things I'm so ashamed of now,
and no matter how much Comet I use on my skin, I can't wash the filth off me....
Only the flames of Hell will be able to burn off the sin I have committed"
Got a problem? TALK TO THE PUP!